Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his paint color choices for a baby’s room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look at this Paint!” Plus, Charles has his very first REAL ads! C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DISPATCHES for 10% off your first month and get on your way to being your best self.This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/myrtle65 and use code myrtle65 for 65% off plus free shipping! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, Charles tells Link about their front page feature in the newspaper in a new segment called the “Belch Life Bulletin.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Bestfood Cafeteria. Check out the video version of this podcast every Thursday at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his ambitious 2023 goals (now that he’s on YouTube!). Plus, Charles tells Link about his trip to Aruba in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around the World”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, the state of Alaska.  Check out the video episode of this podcast on Thursday, 1/19 at youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs. We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and talks about his favorite age from his younger years. Plus, Nancy joins the show and Link spills some pee tea in another edition of “Nancy, is he behaving?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Cooper’s BBQ.  We've been nominated for two Inaugural Signal Awards and we need your help! Vote here:Dispatches from Myrtle Beach – "Weird" Best Friends Back, Alright! – "Best Conversation Starter" Voting ends December 22 at 11:29pm EST. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landlord special” in their new apartment, and helps name a couple’s newborn girl. Plus, Charles tells Link about a recent prostate exam in a new segment called, “Link, Is This TMI?” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favorite memories of Link and picks a name for the fans of the podcast. Plus, Link and Charles rank hypothetical Thanksgiving disasters in a new segment called, “Shit! That Ain’t Good.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, turkey and giblet gravy.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles tells Link a hilarious story involving Nana and some rotten cabbage in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re live at MythiCon! An audience member does an impression of Charles (and wins some BBQ sauce!). The two discuss what they would do if they switched bodies for a day, Freaky Friday style. Charles tries to guess what modern internet slang means in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” Plus, he gets some answers about the mile high club on his flight to Austin. C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, MythiCon’s exclusive “Palomaloobaloobie” drink. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s wiener. The two discuss what they should name the fans of the podcast, and how their wives are their special handlers. Plus, Link and Charles try to solve riddles in a new segment called, “Riddle Me This, Link!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Tennessee Legend Moonshine. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices