Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH

(sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah.There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font?See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Send us your thoughts, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, we beg you. Sara found a good podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep...This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties.Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach?He'd better start speechifying, or we'll send him into the bathroom, and he will stay there until we have answers. (Or until he’s done something with himself.)Share your gossip, investments, art, movies, tittle-tattle, wider cultural interests: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comShove a bar of gold down our throat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHFancy a little after-dinner stargaze? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs! - as well as a very strong email game from all you cutie cuties. See Sara in March at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport Sara's medical team: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHEdited by young blood Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hole up with Succession’s showrunner and involve him in our disgusting little stratagems, as we dig into Safe Room, written by Georgia Pritchett.Is he being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of his talents? Was he interested in politics from a young age? And is he allowed to just say numbers?Leave us on your pillow and hear our brilliance cascading.Keep close: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us a donor boner: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(sung) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. It was so wonderful getting to know so many of you at the live show! My god did we love it. Thank you for dressing so nicely and cool-y, the lot of you. We felt like Arcade Fire.This week: smear tests, space for children, and Severance. Something for everyone really. Come see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon! Sara needs a second opinion on her chilblains: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel Emily P, whose superb substack is: https://annabelport.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musicians? Pianissimo!Time for a game of Boar on the Floor. Will Jesse oink for his sausage?Who's his most pointy-headed f*ck? Does he hyper-decant? And is Ratf*cker Sam misunderstood?Our question to J. Armstrong is: Do you want to present your side, or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version?*** Sara is convalescing ahead of our live show, so this is just the Jesse interview. There'll be a do-over at some point. ***Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you don't have one minute and thirty seconds to listen to this: Geoff's ill, so no TLTW pod this week, but we should be okay for the Succession rewatch and the live show. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's poppin', cum-dump?Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish.What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a nap? And what if a good person ran WayStar?How's that for a carrot? Let's just hope that there's no... weirdness with our fuzzy boundaries, right?Empty the contents of your scrotum at our feet: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSave us from having to give nickel hand jobs under a bridge: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHWhy don't you come in and spend the day with us? https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you wanna be our lover, you have to shower us in compliments. Sara's unlikely, mid-90s interlude with the King of Daytime Telly, Geoff asks what - in 2025 - is the deal with cigars? AND one backstreet podiatrist. COME SEE US LIVE ON 25TH JANUARY to assess Sara's finger or toe, your kink depending: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/Write to us, fill up that inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGIVE US YOUR MONEY! Who else will finance the visits to the backstreet podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by darling girl, Annabel Emily Port: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the bunker! Says hello to the grunts (us), and one-shot voodoo guy who holds the whole thing together (Jesse). We’re into the first episode of the second season, and we encourage the nutty bastard to step up to the rack, and pull him limb from limb like a piñata to see what falls out.Has he seen their plan, and is dad’s plan better? How do we know he’s not a double agent? And would he prefer Napoleon’s penis pickled in a jar, or dried like a strip of beef jerky? Are we actually having this conversation? Yes, we are actually having this conversation. Remember this slant of light.We need to stuff some f***king raccoons up some guy’s chimney - let’s move ahead with that process, shall we?We’re all pals here, we want you to speak freely: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comBuy us a silica mud treatment at an Icelandic spa: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHCome and see two human things, standing in front of you (at the Bill Murray Comedy Club in Islington, London at 3pm on the 25th January): https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.