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This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!! MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Girl', but Gideon wasn't in the mood so they turned up the heat with an even sexier 'Baby Girl'....Nathan Fielder. Father's Day weekend came and went with both MJ and Jackie having noticed there appears to be no songs about dads that aren't sad dad or sexy dad, MJ remembers catalogues from yesteryear full of items that you could never possibly afford, and then talk 'bout the risin' trend of "raw doggin" everyday life; including Rob Lowe's recent gym workout. The book "Spare" by Prince Harry is possibly making Meghan Markle too humanized and now we're RUNNIN' OUT OF CELEBRITIES TO MAKE FUN OF UGH, Legolas seems to be preparing for a not so Unexpected Journey, and he did NOT want Katy to go to space. Jackie and MJ prove they're Sally Ride or Dies with a shoutout to the departed astronaut and her partner, who finally got permission to reveal their relationship 10 days before passing. For better or worse Sabrina Carpenter is makin' waves with her new albums PR campaign, and Jackie says 'Dangerous Animals' is great, despite not being about a hybrid shark man murderer, Jackie wants to talk about 'The Materialist', but it's full of spoilers so it's comin' after Jackie's Snackies! THEN WE GOT A LIST of '12 Musicians Who Tried Acting and FLOOOOPPPEEEDDD' (Thanks for THE LIST, Steven!), the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:08:25.197 - 1:15:06.559 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:04.469 AND 🚨 SPOILER ALERT🚨  SPOILER ALERT🚨 SPOILERS FOR THE MATERIALIST START AT 1:15:06.559🚨 AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS WEEK'S SECOND HELPINS WITH KARA KLENK! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Summer Time Sadness Jackie has started her solo journey into Love Island USA S7 a dawg in each hand, while MJ's havin' the exact opposite time and is descending into his Summer of Madness with two schedule free kids, The VERY young and VERY hip MJ crashed his brother and besties 20yr college reunion last weekend, and it had him realizin' that time does indeed keep on slip-slip-slippin'! They're already kickin' Love Islanders off for bein' racist and it makes you wonder what kind of vettin are they actually doing. Not to mention the interesting bestiality factoids another contestant was throwin' down, BUT THEY WERE WROOOOOONG (thankfully)!!!! Candace Cameron Bure is afraid of scary movies and Liquid Death beverages opening demonic portals and its absolutely insane AND there's audio proof of it! There's a cute Variety profile on The Gog and Aimee Lou Wood but everyone's tryin' to make it weird again, Katy Perry tried to be a Werner Herzog and brought a little girl on stage to confuse and terrify her by offering the child her shoe to eat, the Brooke Shields podcast interview that's causing a ruckus has been taken down without anyone saying anything. Olivia Munn says she doesn't like Ms Rachel 'cause kids songs are annoying and it blew up into something more, now everyone's having to be like 'STAHP.' Jackie and Geoff are havin' a literal Flag Day over the weekend where everyone's gonna dress as their favorite flag, which has Jackie feelin' Argentinean. Mileys all over the PR cycle for her new album, which Jackie says is more lowkey, but Miley is also now dealing with a dumb comment she made about Jojo Siwa as well. Tom Cruise got into the Guinness book of world records for the most burning parachute jumps from an individual helicopter, 16, but that doesn't mean all of them are worth watching...  Speakin of Cruise, MJ has spread the world of his fish fuckin' to a trusted friend.  A far too concerned mother shamed a man on social media for seeing Lilo and Stich alone, Jackie reports back that the The Phoenician Scheme is good, and MJ has begun The Rehearsal, all that and more on this weeks Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This weeks SLUMBA PARTAH is about to get LITIGIOUS as our FIRST TIME GUEST (and resident BOY OF SUMMA) Seena Ghaznavi is here to give you all the unsolicited, probably won't hold up in court, free legal advice your little listener ears can handle! So grab your favorite Pilot G2 and manilla folders as we get into the lowdown 'bout Justin Baldoni's countersuit gettin' thrown out and what that REALLY means for the Blake Lively case (regardless of what Baldoni's team says), Jackie briefly gushes about Predator from Predator, and the magic of THC drink powder as well as SUMMER DRANK CHAT. MJ gets Seena's opinion on Brooklyn Beckham being mad at knighted father and uber rich mom for being jealous that his wife's family is richer than them or somethin' like that, AND SPEAK OF NEPO BABIES, alot more of them are droppin' their famous last names. The TSA reminds everyone that Costco cards are not a form of legal identification, then onto THE LIST of '21 celebrity facts that are like really really really really really really really really really really really R E A L L Y shocking', the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:03:57.658 - 1:11:50.507 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:04:47.153! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's time for some more slippy sloppy Second Helpings as Large Adult Choir Member Jackie Zebrowski brings us up to date on any, and all, things happening with her newest obsession because she's a Choir Girl now, and MJ loves that for her.Then we're jumpin' RIGHT into 'Hereditary' as MJ gives his breakdown on how extra NOT to watch 'Hereditary', with many a SPOILER to beLISTEN from 9:00.279 til around 25:49.522 or so: LISTENER BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SPOILER SCARY. Jackie highly suggests the Youtube series called 'Hereditary - The Complete Guide (Everything Explained)' by Youtuber Novum, which is a deep dive into the many little easter eggs and such. Eyerolls heard for miles as the genre 'Elevated Horror' enters the chat. MJ and Jackie want to 'BRIIIINNNGGG HHHEERRR BAAACCKKK', even if NO ONE WARNED JACKIE 'BOUT DEAD DAD UP TOP (except everyone totally did, but it was TOOOO LATE!). She's also super salty Henry and Ed got to interview the directors of previously mentioned movie for Side Stories, UGH. 'Eddington' is comin' out soon and it's gettin' weeeeeird reviews, but that won't stop Jackie's watchin' it! Jackie also received a wicked box of Aussie Snackies from some very nice people which leads to a MUTED JACKIE'S INTERNATIONAL SNACKIES @ around 1:10:54.579 til basically the end, but there's not really any munchin' noises. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been dubbed 'a weirdo' for talkin' 'bout his sons MAGNUM DONG as seen in 'The White Lotus' (S3, E1; 56min, 51sec), and MJ can't keep them HAWGS straight. Jackie started the Nick Kroll sitcom on Hulu called 'Adults' and it's makin' her reminisce with a tear in 'er eye, and THAT sends 'em BOTH down an "IM SORRY" bad youth behavior memory road. Then it's time to check in on them bitches from 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives', AND HOW WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS!!??! TLC's 'Polyfamily' is exactly what everyone expected. Kylie Jenner posted a specyspicy 'Sex and The City' meme 'bout B-Ball 'cause TimTims team lost, which bounces us right into some SPECTATOR SPORTS TALK! AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from 'Nerd Of Mouth' did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Tayenator regardless of the BRAINLESS rumors being spread by A TRAITOR!BIG TAY NEWS! She got her masters back, but that's got people feelin' duped, BUT ALSO the subpoena from Justin Baldoni has been DROPPED. Holden's Future Sight has been confirmed, Kylie Jenner is gettin' into the TITTY GRITTY about them honkers in a response to a social media comment 'cause they asked, HILARIA Baldwin proved she's TOTALLY FINE with all the jokes online...by spending money and time to recreate fanart making fun of her and replying to nasty comments onli-WHENIAMTALKINGYOUARENOTTALKING, Jackie's tryin' to do her part to SAVE THE KIDS by buyin' up all them MARIHUANA contaminated Haribo gummies but then she realized they were the 'Fizzy Cola' ones and ew, no. But she is LOOOOOOSIN' IIIITTTTTT over all them Oreo collabs lately, including the Coke collab. A POX UPON WHOEVER SET UP THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO SANG 'MOANA' ACAPELLA ON THE DELAYED FLIGHT, AND JUSTICE FOR MS RACHEL. Then onto THE LIST of 'Famous Actors Who Were Killed, Kidnapped, or Otherwise Seriously Traumatized On MOVIESEEEETTSSS!!!', the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:01:51.928 - 1:08:40.471 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:06:19.679!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very Special Episode" led to them realizing the hand they've played in creating today's WOKE BULLSHIT generation, a parallel experience of finishin' "Andor" S2 and divin' STRAIGHT in C H R O N O L O G I C A L O R D E R to "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" as they each launch into their "Star Wars" JOURNEY, Jackie's watched the first episode of "90 Day: Hunt for Love" (ANOTHER "90 Day" spinoff, but this time it's a DATING REALITY COMPETITION!), MJ can now humbly give AN ANSWER on if they can still enjoy "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" or are these women just suffering too much?, Jackie and Geoff discovered a youtuber that's her version of ASMR during a late-nite can'tsleepYoutubedive (audio included in episode around 22min; Snakealive - Grand Illusions), MJ's givin' their kids a 90's Summer, but NOT THAT KIND, "Everybody's Live with John Mulaney" has ended and Jackie must scream but she won't be screamin' any spoilers for "The Rehearsal" other than she says 'the ending is GENUIS', MJ is just watchin' the TikTok of Alexander Skarsgård and Pedro Pascal kissin', Dakota Fanning has a new movie about her goin' after TWO old men, the "Jurassic World Rebirth" popcorn bucket is.....something, MJ's gettin' hawt for sad boi Barry profile, Sydney Sweeney selling bath water soap with Dr. Squatch, Amy Poehler had the OG I C K from Tom Cruise because he did a bunch of flips in a movie and NOT because he's part of a bullshit cult that's slowly dying, Michelle Williams recently talked about how horrible it was living with Ryan Gosling during the shooting for "Blue Valentine", Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are letting us all know they fuck....a lot.....again, Jackie is askin' MJ to watch "Hereditary" and asks WE ALL try to absorb the new "Pee-wee" doc before NEXT WEEK PLS, Hugh Jackman's divorce has finalized and here's hoping she takes him for it all, Dick Van Dyke just wants that sweet sweet release, AND SO MUCH MORE TO SLURP UP THIS WEEK!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden might not be here in the flesh, but he's here in the SWEAT as LPN's anime kawaii desu uwu nerdy bestie drops by the sleepover for the FIRST TIME EVER, Jake Young!Jackie's asking the serious questions regarding allegiances, until Jake admits he hasn't really been keeping in the loop, unless it's K-Pop! Then Jackie blows up Jake's spot with some Horse Girl discourse that lays out the many facets of said Horse Girls, including Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray, the bizarre horse girl idol anime based on a mobile game he's currently allowing into his brain.  Then it's time for CRUISE CORNER, and how ole' Tom can't eat popcorn let alone digest it anymore, Miley Cyrus fillin' Kimmel in on Disney vs Nickelodeon Gays, Britney Spears lit a cig drunkenly on a plane then blamed her friend in her rambling Instagram caption, then on the list "Risky Casting Decisions That Ended Up Being Worth the Director's Heart Palpitations", the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:11:55.600 -1:27:19.362!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ reminisce about the classic "Daddy's Deli", MJ has a brief "Who's the Bitch?" in regards to Hilaria Baldwin, then it's on to the new season of  "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" and the embarrassment and sadness that's surely in store for the children in the series as they grow. Jackie gets into Season 2 of "Andor" to MJ's delight, Jackie breaks down how slippy sloppy the new "Dune" films are, HBO Max is HBO Max...again, TLC's new show on poly relationships is baaaaad, and Jackie encourages MJ to get onto "The Rehearsal" train. Tim Robinson delights with "Friendship", and MJ gives a breakdown of "Four Seasons" to Jackie who's throwin' out the totally not insane "Final Destination: Bloodlines" plus even more in this week's Second Helpings!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase while talkin' 'bout the controversy surrounding CANNES, which just leads to Jackie giving us a street phrase lesson no one wanted. Nuts out for the alpha male as the eternal question is asked; big testies or lil testies, which do they prefer? Jackie and Henry are trying to grief watch all the 'John Wick's without seeing the dog scene again BECAUSE IT DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST DEREK KOLSTAD, Jamie Lee Curtis got plastic surgery at 25 because some scumbag cinematographer sucks at his job and blamed her face instead of doing some self-reflection, MJ and Jackie suffered through all of 'Manual Not Included'  SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! And yes, they do in fact talk shit on you, HILARIA. Lotta people are still mad at Sarah Silverman, AND SO MUCH MORE! Then it's time for a list with a title longer than the list itself, 'Plot Driven Bits of Movie Trivia That'll Have Ur Mom Askin' 'Wait, What's Goin' On? I Thought He Was The GOOD GUY!?'', the Blindz, and a seriously savory Jackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute from 1:08:31.980 til 1:16:29.555!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, so it's time to goss' 'bout the fact that Hilaria Baldwin has come out as having a very special brain which is why she pretend to be from EL SPAAAAAIINNOOOO, MJ started 'Manuel Not Included' and it's causin' them great mental distress but now they're wondering if it's all a conspiracy to let Alec Baldwin do a silly racist accent in interviews?!?!, Lea Michele makes claim she can read, but the lady doth protest TOO MUCH, Jackie's the only one of the three watching the new season of 'The Rehearsal' and she's not sure what the show is anymore, but speaking of awkward humor, she highly suggests Tim Robinson's new movie 'Friendship'. China's first corgi police dog is in trouble AGAIN and no one can remember who picked this article, Taytay got served with a subpoena in the ongoing LivelyxBaldoni case and it's got MJ firing shots at the Beyhive with even MORE conspiracies!, there's a '10 Things I Hate About You' musical comin' to Broadway bein' scored by the one and the only Carly Rae Jepsen, and MUCH MORE! Then a list featuring an actor who ate real dog poop on camera and 29 other HORRIFYING BEHIND THE SCENES THAT LITERALLY MADE ME SICK TO MY STOOOOMACH (per the list title), the Blindz, and a totally remote Jackie's Snackies with MJ's Munchie Minute, and Holden Likes to Eat Two Things....PUSSY & SNACKS from 1:07:03.829 til 1:16:42.609! HAIL HENRY THOMAS ZEBROWSKI SENIOR!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.