This week Holden, Jackie and MJ are gossin' 'bout being here.... now.... and forever, the new SAAAAUCY Billie and Charli XCX single, shouts to Chappell Roan for having the largest Lollapalooza crowd EVER and for taking down her gross ex in front of it, Kamala Announced her very brat VP pick, Snoop Dogg and Martha are BFFs and she explains fancy horse dancing to him. Everyone at the Olympics is makin' and tradin' pins, STRONGASS Rugby player Ilona Maher shuts down BMI bullshit and ends with a perfect roast, and more Olympic talk ranging from Imane Khelif being bullied by weird bigots to MJs babies trying to recreate Olympic gymnastics on the couch with some not so Olympic landings to a pole vaulter wackin' his magnum dong off the bar, Giorgia Villa has sponsorship with BIG PARMESAN, Tom Cruise has a boring ass sad diet, and in Celeb Conspiracy: Did Sam Levinson rip off Euphoria!? A list full of times celebs acted reeeeally privileged, spoiled or demanding! Blindz and the SHOUTZZZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden are gossin' 'bout Garfield and the bottom feeder known as Heathcliff, video essays, the newest season on Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix is BRUTAL, Holden has to hunt for FBoy Island on the CW app and the app is a highly frustrating mess that blasts yer ears out on the ads, the Amish dude on Forbidden Love is addicted to phone porn and keeps running away from his pregnant woman to jerk it in their car to porn and another one is just casually converting to Orthodox Judaism because it's obvs that easy, MJ's kids are calling out 90's for their MEANNESS, Jackie hops across the pond for 90 Day Fiancé UK, and in 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way a couple is probably about to destroy their lives RV life style, and Trap delivers that M. Night flavor in a way that only Shyamalan can and MOOOORE! What The Internet Did to Garfield - Super Eyepatch Wolf YoutubeUnsolved Mysteries Season 4 - NetflixForbidden Love Season 1 - MaxNot Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation - Amazon PrimeThe Decameron - Netflix90 Day Fiance: UK Season 3 - Max90 Day Fiance: The Other Way Season 6 - MaxTrap - IN THE THEATAHHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie and MJ are all about the US Women's Olympic Gymnastic team, while Holden declares himself an ally of the Glorious People's Republic as they goss' 'bout the Opening Ceremonies and the amazing finale featuring Celine Dion's incredible return to public performance as well as the "satanic" performance featuring Gojira and a dinner party that got a lot of people upset, Snoop Dogg does the crip walk while holding the joint shaped Olympic torch during the march to light the fire, Jackie can't make the list ALL sex things ALL the time, so she's THRUSTING IN a mini-list of Olympic sexcapades! Lady Gaga, whose Olympic performance had to be prerecorded because of rain, may have dropped she's engaged again. Holden goes over his Comic-Con experience, which includes Robert Downey Jr. being included in the MCU (again), and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The REAL Reason Why Tom Cruise Does His Own Stunts and a list full of Behind the Scenes tidbits from famous tv shows and movies, Blindz and the shouts!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden kick it off with Olympics talk including Simone Biles triumphant return to the Olympic stadium and her doc Simone Biles: Rising, Holden dishes about his San Diego Comic-Con trip and also heard tale of the possibility of an Elden Ring TV series, Jackie gives a thumbs up to Deadpool & Wolverine (MJ reports that Gideon does as well), The Decameron (2024), based on The Decameron(1353), is a sexy ass gross dark comedy, MJ goes over their Summer Movies Fun to Watch With Your Kids Corner which includes a ton of 80's and 90's comedy classics, the drama continues in 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way and Lou Pearlman's story fizzles in the nothing that is Dirty Pop on Netflix, AND MORE ON TALKIN TV! Simone Biles: Rising - NetflixFallout - Amazon PrimeDeadpool and Wolverine - IN THE THEATAHHHHThe Decameron - NetflixThe Muppet Movie - Disney+Great Muppet Caper - Disney+Honey I Shrunk the Kids - Disney+90 Day Fiance: The Other Way - Max, Discovery +Dirty Pop - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the goings on in Katy Perry's War Room, Kamala being declared "brat" by Charli XCX herself, MJ calls to mobilize the JoJo Siwa vote, Jackie gushes about Glen Powell (who loves his rescue dog Brisket) being charming even if he's no BIll Paxton and Twisters sucks as a sequel, Jackie's cloud talking and MJ and Holden DON'T KNOW CLOUDS, brat is finally explained straight from the Charli XCX horse, Ryan Reynolds had to meet some strong demands from Madonna to use Like a Virgin for the Deadpool movie, JoJo announces she is soon going to have 3 mini JoJo clones produced via IVF in what is surely the start of her march to Godhood! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Woman's World written for the Barbie Movie? On The List - Celebs who tried really really hard to become Olympic athletes and if they made it to the games, Blindz and THE SHOUUUUTZ!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden come out swangin' with Twisters! Then its off to HOLDEN'S MOVIE CORNER for Iron Claw, Late Night with the Devil, and Longlegs! Jackie is spreadin' the summerween joy with Frozen (2010) and Oddity, MJ is havin' a crisis with what to watch on MAX, while Holden heads The Other Way with a new season of the 90 Day spinoff, Jackie finally watched Jim Henson Idea Man on Disney+, MJ showed The Muppet Movie to da babies, and Jackie checks out Total Forgiveness on the Dropout! network AND MORE! Twisters - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHIron Claw - MaxLate Night with the Devil - AMC+Longlegs - IN THE THEATAHHHHHFrozen - Amazon PrimeOddity - IN THE THEATAHHHHThe Black Widower - MaxForbidden Love - Max90 Day Fiance: The Other Way Season 6 - MaxJim Henson Idea Man - Disney+The Muppet Movie - Disney+Total Forgiveness - Dropout! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, Holden and MJ, after being serenaded by Ingrid Andress goss' 'bout what its like to live in a "Womans World™" while dissecting the "satirical" music video for her newest flop fuel by famed sexual predator Dr. Luke, Kesha takes everyone for a Joyride with her infectious new single, Jojo continues her bad girl era by lickin' hammers and wearin' the skin of teddy bears and dick wrenches and now Tool fans are upset (which surprises no one), Shelley Duvall kicked off the brutal celeb deathfest which includes Dr. Ruth, Shannen Doherty, and Richard Simmons! In the Ol' Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Ariana Grande a CANNIBAL!!??! On The List - 25 details from history that are just so gross, Blindz and SHOUTSSSSSSSS  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are all hidin' from the sun with this heatwave so they start things off by talkin' 'bout the racist weirdo who wants to spew his seed across the entire globe via sperm donation centers from Netflix's The Man with 1000 Kids, Jackie heads to the theatah to see Nic Cage go wild in Longlegs without realizing the director, Osgood Perkins was also there, the tragedy of MILF Manor ends at 12 episodes rather then the promised 15 in a disappointing fizzle, with the real drama playing out on the subreddit, House of the Dragon keeps bringing the heat, and Jackie finally decides she's bored of The Boys, Holden and Jackie regale with a tale of the fabled Love Island, and Holden digs into the 4 hour "Star Wars Hotel Failure" on Youtube! Man With 1000 Kids - NetflixLonglegs - IN THE THEATAHHHHMILF Manor Season 2 - MaxHouse of the Dragon Season 2 - MaxThe Boys Season 4 - Amazon PrimeLove Island USA Season 6 - PeacockStar Wars Hotel Failure - Youtube Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ and Holden brace for the dawn of a new era of feminism as Katy Perry prepares to unleash Woman's World, JoJo Siwa switches it up to FIREBALL and gets ready to unleash a group of very horny teddy bears, Joey Chestnut is standing up to Big Beef and showing up Nathan's contest in his own veteran filled one as Nathan's CRUMBLES WITHOUT JOEY, Olympics training is happenin' over on the PEACOCK complete with a very special boy, a DUEL MASTER, AND SNOOP, Holden brings up the mental health code for Olympics and it sure is...something, Flavor Flav decided to fund the US water polo team to the Paris Olympics (as well as send them on a cruise), and MJ tells Jackie she radiates hot dog. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: A Rat Boy Summer Conspiracy, did Matty Healy inspire the main rat in Flushed Away!? A List that tells us more about the author than the celebrities hawking unnecessary items, the Blindz and S-S-Shouts!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate to Love: Nickelback, The Mole sucked Jackie in once again, even after a lackluster start, Kelly and Barby having a bitch off on the newest MILF Manor with drama even spillin' onto reddit, and Jackie begins the processes of brining in the horror with her Summerween celebration, a dragon battle in House of the Dragon, Jackie heads off the theatah for MaXXXine, and MOOOORE  A Family Affair - NetflixHate to Love: Nickelback - NetflixThe Mole Season 2 - NetflixAmerica's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - NetflixMILF Manor Season 2 - MaxDevil's Bath - AMC+, ShudderMaxxxine - IN THE THEATAH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.