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This week we're gossin' 'bout how EMO Jackie is about Twilight ending on the Page 7 Patreon (But don't fret, there's more soon and check out Jackie's Twitch on Wednesday, October 27th for the watch along of Breaking Dawn Part 2!), the modernization of Y: The Last Man, a Succession sex toy for the lusty, how we're feelin' 'bout the Kourtney x Travis engagement, the hazy meeting between Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, the Horrifying Halloween pairing of candy corn stuffed bratwurst and Grey Poupon wine, how NOT HORNY Batman makes MJ, the Life of Ye and His Horrifying Masks, Ben Kissel betraying Heathcliff and in our 69th (heh) Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Elon Musk's Sorcerer Breeding Program!? Also a truly Monstrous List, and some truly spooky dooky Blind Items!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Tom Cruise and his new face, the dropping standard of online articles, William Shatner boldly going where Captain Kirk has gone before (space), Bobby Flay's exit from the Food Network and how the Food Network Top Dog is still Guy Fieri, Demi Lovato's theory on the term Alien, the Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon cell phone spat, the new Scream trailer, Halloween Kills, and (you guessed it) BREAST MILK. Finally, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner, is Bobby Flay not actually a shitty guy!?Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

So long Season 5.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week Jackie is comin' in H A W T with a double song intro and we're gossin' 'bout the finer points of breast milk (AGAIN), the looming IATSE strike and it's possible impact on the never ending flow of Hallmark Christmas Movies, what Lindsay Lohan has been up too (including her Furry NFT and plenty more), Andrew Lloyd Webber getting a dog to deal with the emotional trauma of Cats (2019), the all star 2022 Super Bowl Halftime Show lineup and the nostalgia it brings forth, Tom Cruise loses his Space Race with the Russians, MJ's possible Magnum Opus "Forget Me Scott". And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Did Pete Davidson and John Mulaney switch bodies!?Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

In the words of a wise person "It's a musical, so there's no plot".Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Join us as we start this episode with BREAKING NEWS about the Britney Spears conservatorship and stay tuned for some hot goss’ about the disaster that is the casting for Mario, Eminem’s new restaurant appropriately(??) titled “Mom’s Spaghetti”, Grimes and Elon Musk head to Dumpsville, the Bernie Sanders Halloween costume and Jackie's feelings towards it, Nicolas Cage getting kicked out of a Vegas bar and Jackie finally watches the Matrix! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Beyoncé actually Italian!?Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The dream team reunites at last!Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we are gossin' 'bout the masterpiece that is Montero, the wonders (and horrors) of breastfeeding, Ranch Crocs and beyond, the disappointing Emmy's, the amazing queer country of Orville Peck's cover of 'Fancy' and Lil Nas X's cover of 'Jolene', Elvira coming out, as well as the most adorable kidnapping ever. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Tommy Wiseau D. B. Cooper!? We also have the List, Blinds, and SHOUTS!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

THE BEES.Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastIntro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week marks the triumphant return of Poppa Life McNeely and we goss' 'bout Britney deactivating her baffling Instagram, the VMA's, including Conor McGregor and Machine Gun Kelly's confusing "interaction" and MGK's face suckin' PDA with Megan Fox. We also cover the best and worst of the Met Gala, as well as hints of a Kimye reunion and Met Gala themed BLINDS. Finally, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck a SHAM?!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7PodcastKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.