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Guess who's back, back again? MJ's back and you better get out your reversal candles, because it's time for Riverdale Roundup! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week were gossin' 'bout The Grammy's, funeral plans, the unofficial Bridgerton Musical, Holden & Lexe's totally normal date night, Justin Bieber's giant suit, Bruce Willis leaving acting due to his Aphasia, Martha Stewart's Instagram and the fate of her cat, Madonna's bizarre TikTok video and Jackie's beautiful TikTok tribute to Holden (Check it out on the Page 7 TikTok!), April 19th April Reals Day WITH MJ(!?!?!) over at HoldenatorsHo on Twitch, AND the Twilight REwatch-along this April 13th on OhnoitsJackie on Twitch! Finally, in celeb conspiracy corner; Tom Brady is a robot who fucks mattresses?! A fact filled list. the blinds and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

We may be a week late, but at least we're not a witch short! Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' (at length) 'bout the SLAP and ALL the discourse surrounding it, Oscar fashion, the incoherent Oscar Fan Favorite selections, and more Oscars weirdness. Meanwhile, celeb conspiracy corner; Kid Rock's Body Double!?  A bizarrely deadly list! The Blindz and SHOUTZ!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're GASSIN' 'bout Purple People Eaters, the Goopiness of the Oscar Swag Bag (including complementary plastic surgery) and Swag Bags in general, advancements in intimacy gels, the dangers of holding in farts & keeping the romance alive, Ye's Grammy performance ban, Holden's VillainsFest plans, Dolly Parton NOT being able to give up her Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nom, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Lea Michele CAN'T READ?! Also a Beef Blaster filled list, Them Blindz, and SHOUUUUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the struggle of working vacations, the Hidden Valley Ranch Diamond and posing the REAL question of 'what CAN be turned into a diamond?', the increasingly High School feeling downfall of Ye (with another appearance by LPN's 4 time Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che), Kim K's horrible take on work, Dolly Parton bowing out of her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Does Jameela Jamil have Munchausen syndrome!? A list for the slackers out there an......eh, you know the rest! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's wedding plans, the impending Skeleton Brunch Summer, NYers having sex too loud, the parallels between Riverdale and The Batman, the Murder Mystery Stream on OhnoitsJackie sponsored by Stryx, the great crocs debate, MORE BIG RANCH, learnin' TikTok, Kanye posting that he's dead, the disaster zone that is the Love is Blind Season 2 reunion, IS IT A CAKE!?, the baffling upcoming filmographic experience Pussy Island, and in celeb conspiracy corner; Did Olivia Munn have a revenge baby!? A weirdly inspirational List, the Bliiinds and the ShOuTz! Don't forget to catch Jackie on the Fanaddicts podcast gossin' 'bout her burnin' love for polygamist reality shows! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout the use of the phrase "I Can't Hear You", Mr. Bubz vs Lil Bub (RIP), the Queen possibly being dead, the president of the Ukraine's past voice role as Paddington Bear, the fallout of the SAG Awards not being canceled and the state of internet discourse in general, Jackie's Hidden Valley Ranch rabbit hole, the nonexistent trend of Skeleton Brunches, Matthew McConaughey's not hair transplant, R. Patts deciding his FF7 waifu, and in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is T. Swift going to release a previously scrapped pop rock album!? An outlandish yet real list, the blinds and them shoutzz! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week we're gossin' 'bout getting used to being open breasted, Kanye West and the art of throwin' stuff, defunct Shamrock Shake bearing McDonald's Land Characters, MJ's multiday House of Gucci experience, Britney Spears upcoming tell all book, MJ ponders how the pandemic changed reality tv, Christine from Sister Wive's new cooking show called  "Cooking with JUST Christine", the troubling framing of "I am Shauna Rae", R. Batts lying it up all across the interview circuit, Judd Apatow daddin' it up on his daughters Instagram, Daniel Radcliffe being totally recognizable, and in celeb conspiracy corner;  is Garfield DEEEAD!?  And a list of what could have been, the Blindz and SHOUTZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

In this very special and very upsetting Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout Jackie's trip to Florida, Julia Fox not crying since 1997, Kanye's continued spiral and it's supporting cast, Nick Cannon's continued obsession with spawning, the Batman Calzony, the amazing Super Bowl Halftime Show, our favorite Super Bowl commercials, and in celeb conspiracy corner; is Cheryl Blossom from Riverdale based on Quinn Fabray from Glee!? Also The List and SHOUTZ all while Jackie's hangin' with Mr. COVID! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.