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This week on Page 7 WE'RE GOSSIN' 'BOUT THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL; THOSE SILLY COMMERCIALS! Jackie's obsessed with Seal the literal seal, then Mormon-verse has everyone craving dirty soda, Holden got a taste of his own medicine when he just wanted to share a delightful young man with the wonderful twitch chat and everyone screamed how much he sucks AND HE'S MORMON, in more Superb Owl News Holden was decked out in his Red TSwift gear on the way to a party of Philadelphia fans and he got unjustly booed JUST LIKE HER! Travis Kelce showed up looking like a prequel Ron Burgundy while kissin' Presidential ass even tho that same man insulted HIS GIRLFRIEND, we're all hoping the Philadelphia Eagles will turn down that White House visit again,  'Montoya, Por Favor' explained (and it is NSFW). Kendrick Lamar has cast a pox upon Drake's household, and now there's measles breakouts at Drake's concerts, not to mention Kendrick's easter egg filled death blow of a halftime show (RIP Drake) absolutely did not disappoint and neither did the confused conservatives completely missing every point that was made because 'MURICA COLORS, and of course Drake is suing Kendrick's label because there's absolutely nothing else he can do. Puppy Monkey Baby made a brief appearance in an Instacart Super Bowl ad (to Jackie's true delight, and the world's absolute terror) with all the other forgotten horrors of the past, and finally after letting us all know how much he 'hates all fat bitches' (except Adele?????), and getting his website shut down for going full mask off with a true-blue swastika Adolf Hitler tribute shirt, Kanye FINALLY confirmed what we all had already known when it comes to his creeptastic relationship with walking coma victim Bianca Censori. Then in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Banksy's identity is TYRA BANKS(Y)!?, a list full of Out Of Touch Celebrities Who Clearly Live In A Separate Reality FROM OUR OWN, blindzzz4dayzzz, AND SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Takin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie discuss the cast of non book reading SINNERS known as the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jackie makes plans to join once she's on husband three! The Traitors continues to bring the traitorin', and Hulden gets Hupooed by the "Special Look" of "A Complete Unknown" on Hulu. Things get soupy and sloppy in "Funeral Home of Horrors" on "The Curious Case Of..." and Jackie and MJ ask "why not just wait for the Docuseries?" when it comes to Netflix's "Apple Cider Vinegar." Holden's been watchin' for that White Bronco in "American Manhunt: OJ Simpson", and Jackie recommends "Common Side Effects" on Max, "Invincible" Season 3 on Amazon, dove deep on Leon the Lobster on Youtube! MJ readin' y'alls book recommendations, and Holden reveals his wife's startling diagnosis of being Handsome Podcast and Fortune Feimster-pilled!  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - PeacockThe Traitors Season 3 - PeacockThe Curious Case Of..... - MaxApple Cider Vinegar - NetflixAmerican Manhunt: OJ Simpson - NetflixCommon Side Effects - MaxInvincible Season 3 - Amazon PrimeThe Family Upstairs by Lisa JewellFortune Feimster: Crushing It - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Page 7 IT'S TIME TO GOSS' 'BOUT THE GRAMMY'S!! including Jackie (finally) having her Taywakening even if the only thing TSwift won that night was Jackie's 'fitproval, Beyoncé won Best Country album much to her own surprise, Brother Eilish is setting a boundary everyone hopes more celebs will vocalize COUGHTAYLORCOUGH, quick breakdown on the difference between Record of the Year v. Song of the Year and MJ's calling for Tarif's on Drake.  Doechii came, Doechii saw, Doechii conquered, shout outs to Chappell and Gaga for using their time to make speech's regarding specific issues during the glaring silence of other attendees and in the wake of the heavy handed speeches of 2017, Jaden Smith wore a literal house on their head solidifying the Smith siblings as 'fitspiration goals for the Zebrowski's. Holden is calling for Bianca and Kanye to be arrested and we're ALL still waiting for that solo Bianca Censori interview to disprove the morse code eye blinks rumor, and finally in one of the most eye rolling turns Kanye claims he was trying to recreate his 2024 Vulture album cover IRL, but they still didn't get escorted out like rumors and the once again POOCRAVED MJ claimed! In other celebrity news, the court date is finally set in the Blake Lively v. Justin Baldoni case and it's not until NEXT YEAR!! But, lucky for everyone Baldoni made a custom website to release every.single.piece.of.evidence in the case like any completely normal and rational person would do, and this brought up the old controversy of Blake Lively BURPIN' n' FARTIN' DURING BREAKS ON THE SET OF GOSSIP GIRL!??! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: the Ariana x Jim Carrey plot T H I C K E N I N G??!!???, a list of Celebrity Facts That Sound Like Gossip But Are SHOCKINGLY TRUUUUUEEE!!!! (and we do mean SHOCKINGLY), BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND MOOOORE!!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Talkin' TV Holden, MJ, and Jackie reflect on the social immaturity of the Real Housewives and get into the dark side of family vloggin' with "An Update on Our Family" and the horribly sad tale of Huxley. Jackie gets into "The Detroiters" and is lovin' it, and MJ finally checked out "A Real Pain." Holden continues the frog narrated "The Curious Case Of..." which featured Nicholas Rossi aka, Arthur Knight aka, Nicholas Alahverdian aka, a sex offender who faked his own death, staying with Max, MJ got into "Baylen Out Loud", Holden reviews "Biggest Heist Ever" and "Sons of Ecstasy" while Jackie says GO SEE "COMPANION!" All that and more on this week's Talkin' TV!  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - PeacockAn Update on Our Family - MaxDetroiters - NetflixA Real Pain - HuluThe Curious Case Of... - MaxBaylen Out Loud - Discovery+, MaxBiggest Heist Ever - NetflixThe Sons of Ecstasy - MaxThe Companion - IN THE THEATAHHHHH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Page 7, Jackie gets introduced to Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car after unveiling her parody of "Baby Driver"(featuring a driving baby) to MJ and Holden, and TLC unleashes it's whiplash inducing "The Baldwins" trailer. Camila Cabello is at odds with the internet again after photos of her recent arena show looked like a ghost town, Reese Witherspoon went on the Today Show with news of how jury duty (DOODY) was, and that they made her the foreperson because of her role in Legally Blonde??? The musical "Emilia Pérez" seems like it's only negative stereotypes despite 13 noms, but no one at Page 7 has seen it yet to know if it's the TRASH it's claimed to be, and in Celebrity Conspiracy: Is Zach Bryant the reincarnation of Henry VIII!?!?!? The List - Celebrities With ABOLSUTELY WILD LOOOORE, Blindz and MOOOOORE!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Talkin' TV MJ is back and Jackie is demanding to see "Baby Girl", MJ finally saw "The Substance", and Holden is comin' for Jackie's insensitivity. Jackie gives a rundown of "The Last Showgirl" and it's painful beauty before Holden takes us down a dark path of his boyhood Pam Anderson spank sessions. Holden gets into the Brony video by Jenny Nicholson, which leads Jackie into the gone but not forgotten Garfield's Nightmare, and "The Curious Case Of..." keeps getting curiouser. Jackie gets into "The Traitors" and liked "Presence" despite the bad reviews, and is headed out into the frontier with "American Primeval" along with a lot of pissed off Mormons, all that and more on this weeks Talkin' TV!  The Substance - Amazon PrimeThe Last Showgirl - IN THE THEATAHHHHThe Last Bronycon - Jenny Nicholson Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVOF2PiHnc&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonDisney's Fastpass: A Complicated History - Defunctlandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE&ab_channel=DefunctlandThe Curious Case of.... - MaxThe Traitors Season 3 - PeacockDungeons and Drag Queens - DropoutPresence - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHHThe Geordie Shore - Paramount+ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Page 7 Jackie, MJ, and Holden the Slyc3r are feelin' the horrors of the world this week including the death of David Lynch. Twin Peaks gets everyone talkin' 'bout small towns, Holden reveals he loved the Avatar pinball game, MJ gives a report from the trenches of children with the flu and norovirus, and fulfilling some apocalyptic prophecy, Progresso releases Soup Drops. Jackie sets some details straight about the SNL 50 documentary covering 2Hot4NBC Henry's audition, plus Snoop Dogg, Carrie Underwood, and other celebs, brought shame to us all on Jan. 20th! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Tay lip sync ALL OF HER ERAS SHOWS!??!! The List - 12 wild reasons celebs declined parts, and BLINDZ!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week it's just Holden and Jackie, and they're both mourning the loss of David Lynch by viewing his filmic experiences, and both make plans to revisit shows they stopped in the past like post season 1 Twin Peaks, and HBO's Watchmen. Holden spent too much money at Amoeba Records, but got a pretty sweet Beyonce boxset vinyl! Jackie recalls watching Mulholland Drive with her mother in the theatre at roughly age 13. Jackie hates her love for Bad Girls Club, and despite spoiling it for Holden, Jackie won't let him spoil "The Brutalist". Jackie gives a breakdown of the Bam Margera episode of "The Curious Case Of...", and Holden lets Jackie know what he's thinkin' of the breakdown of "Dear Evan Hansen" by Jenny Nicholson. Jackie was not super impressed with "A Real Pain", but worth a watch now that it's on Hulu, and Holden gives an update on Kings of Tupelo! Great Art Explained is a Great Break from the current reality, Jackie rewatched Starry Eyes, and EVEN MOOOOORE! Twin Peaks - Paramount+Lost Highway - Amazon PrimeReal Housewives of SLC - PeacockBad Girls Club Season 7 - OxygenCurious Case of....Bam Margera - MaxA Real Pain - HuluThe Kings of Tupelo - NetflixGreat Art Explained - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBG621XEegk&ab_channel=GreatArtExplainedStarry Eyes - Peacock Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Page 7, Jackie is feelin' lucky despite the fires that rage around her, and Holden reminding her that no one has ever thought she was lucky, while MJ fears from the east coast that their cohosts will soon fall before the march of flame.  Jackie reviews the trailer for "Better Man" the Robbie Williams Monkey Man Biopic Box office bombGARBAGE. Heidi Montag and the human fleshbeard she's married to lost their homes, but then made TikTokz about not having money because of her big ol' flop of a musical career in 2010 and people made her song go popular, so now human fleshbeard cries in the TikTokz happily. The carrier of Ethan Slater's spongette wrote an article for The Cut and celebs in LA are showin' up in news coverage as Steve Guttenberg begged people to leave their keys in their cars they abandon in the road, and Dennis Quaid got interviewed as he was LITERALLY packing up his little sports car to evacuate. Meghan Markle honor's the fires by delaying the release of her new Netflix show "With Love, Meghan." Mel Gibson's house burned to the ground while he was being a POS on the Rogan podcast and now he's blaming immigrants, or anyone he doesn't like, for all his problems... again. Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Elvis LIVES?!?!?!? A List filled with surprising facts from celebrity personal lives, the Blindzzzzzzz and SHOUT OUTS!! Want to help out those effected by the fires in LA?  antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

This week on Page 7, Holden and Jackie give an update on what it's been like living in the fires as well as give MJ a rundown on Anora. Jackie avoided the fire one day by seeing The Brutalist, and MJ reports back that Season 3 of Natalia Grace probably shouldn't exist, but it did get Gideon and them to watch something other than Only Murderers, despite the true star of the show "Lady Out A Window" finally appearing. The new Jerry Springer doc on Netflix is just as crazy as it seems, and Jackie recommends Jenny Nicholson's youtube doc ripping apart the Dear Evan Hanson movie. Holden recommends Netflix's "No Good Deed" which reminds MJ of Lisa Kudrows classic comedy series "The Comeback" and Jackie has given up on Squid Game. MJ finished Other Mothers and gives it a thumbs up, Holden's still readin' One Piece, and Jackie finally finished creature commandos and highly recommends it! All that and more on this week's Talkin' TV! Want to help out those affected by the fires in LA? antirecidivism.org is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires, 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Anora - Amazon PrimeThe Brutalist- in the THEATAHHHHThe Curious Case of.....- MaxJerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action - NetflixA Needlessly Thorough Roast of Dear Evan Hansen - Jenny Nicholson Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8quWUSZCW5g&ab_channel=JennyNicholsonNo Good Deed - NetflixThe Comeback - MaxYou Can't Ask That - NetflixThe Other Mothers by KATHERINE FAULKNERCreature Commandos - MaxWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.