The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"They're making it up as they go along... OH, SHUT UP!" Greg Cote is tardy, but he's ready to discuss the Inter Miami Pink Birds, who are set to square off with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Also, Mike Ryan and the Canes fans in the room are jubilant as they're prepared to jump Notre Dame after the conference title games, and Jeremy is furious on behalf of BYU. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Keyonte George had a performance so rough that even the backboard filed emotional distress. Juju Gotti & Trysta Krick break down the carnage possession by possession and ask: Is this the worst game of his career… or just the beginning of the Jazz Pain Cycle? Then they pivot to the OKC Thunder, who may or may not be trolling the entire NBA by being this good, this young, and this annoying to guard. And of course, the latest chaos: Is Anthony Davis getting traded to the Mavericks? Does Dallas really want AD’s yearly “mystery injury side quest”? Juju & Trysta take it all on with their signature mix of hoops knowledge and certified foolishness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Bears are better than Mississippi State." Greg and Dan each won an award, and they're equally honored. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You really are Scooby-Doo." Lucy is here to talk about the Ole Miss student body's freedom at their pilates classes, a fake Kiffin dog, and a Turkey Trot prank. Then, Marty Smith joins us to discuss his time LITERALLY chasing down Lane Kiffin, a task Dan seems to think made him sad for some reason, and shares all the details before he makes Mike Ryan dance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a manly descent." How are we in December and still don't know who will win the College Football Playoff, Super Bowl, or Heisman? How did Dillon Brooks get so good? How did Tony's Top 5 become Canes propaganda? How did Dan piss off former Dolphins Tight End Jed Weaver? How did Mike find four coaches who look more like Santa than Bob Wylie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I knew of a little boy once who fell off one of those jumpy jumps..." Dianna is abandoning her family for Christmas just because she has an incredible opportunity to work as the sideline reporter for the Netflix Christmas Day game between the Lions and Vikings. Is she a selfish jerk? Is she going to lose her husband and kids? Her mom sure thinks so. Also, NFL topics galore including the coaching carousel, "good" teams, and a questionable quote from Andy Reid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I will die for this program if I have to." After the self-loathing UM alumnus Dan Le Batard accuses Mike Ryan, the chair of the Division of Competitive Hostilities in the University of Miami's Department of War, of threatening to fight an old man, Mike explains why Dan's lack of ball-knowing may cost the show an interview with 5-Star General Mario Cristobal. Also, Roy is John Tesh, and Greg got lost on the way to the office. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you're a fan of someone, you want to see them take their top off." Dan let us know that he's a big "y' guy, and that sparks JuJu's Top 5 Names In Football That He Can Think of, a take on referees, and an update of the Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm talking about his..." Dan has his own version of a Tony's Top 5 for the NFL Weekend before we get to Amin's Weekend Observations. Or, we at least TRY to get to Amin's Weekend Observations. His internet is awful, just like how Dan would look in Daniel Craig's speedo from James Bond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do the right thing!" There's an epidemic of people in sports calling other people a 'ho.' Roy is despondent over a loss from 25 years ago, and it's time to examine how much more credit Mike Ryan deserves than actual Canes players if UM makes the Playoffs. Plus, Zas doesn't understand weather, and Chris implores the ACC commissioner to change the rules for his benefit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices