Beyond The Blinds

The grim reapers of your childhood are back this week! Troy and Kelli dive into the tortured soul we know as Joe Jonas. From his alleged partying, relationships and friendship with Wilmer Valderrama, there's a lot to unpack. The two also spend the later half of the episode discussing whether or not the Jonas Brothers are actually a boy band or not. So sit back, grab some cake even if you aren't by the ocean, and enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've decided to switch things up a bit today! There's so much insanity going on in the news from the Johnny Depp and Amber heard trial to Aaron Carter shaving his head bald and hair spraying it on Instagram live... Let's spend the next hour and 29 minutes combing through some of this week's biggest headlines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are giving the public a Patreon episode this week! It's finally time to talk about your favorite good girl gone bad, Rihanna! We spend over two hours diving into her alleged partying, relationships, and of course the Jay and Bey of it all! So light up a blunt (or don't) and cheers with us we huddle under our umbrella and chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kelli and Troy wanted to take a step back from the purely rotted people of Hollywood and talk about someone who is just a bit moldy so to speak. Channing Tatum, the dancing, stripping Hollywood hunk is their focus for the week and boy does his blind item life go against his public persona. They end the week with an AMA, Troy of course talks about Britney's pregnancy and the hosts get to know one another a little bit better! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dunkin Donuts loving Boston boy's time has come. This week Kelli and Troy take you on the rollercoaster that is Ben Affleck's blind item life. You may think you know because many of his trysts have been public but you have no idea. This is the Blind Item Life of Ben Affleck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kelli and Troy are serving up a heaping helping of blind items! They of course break down their feelings about The Oscars before diving into two very requested celebrities. Yes, From Lana's Harvey connection to Anna's alleged bad in-store behavior, it's all covered! Time stamps below!00:00 - 20:45 - The Oscars20:46 - 45:09 - Lana Del Rey45:10 - End - Anna Kendrick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kelli and Troy tackle one of the biggest divas of our time Christina Aguilera. These blinds get messy quick! From her alleged partying, her bad on-set behavior, and her multiple celebrity feuds, there is nothing that's off-topic. So come on over baby, let's chat!We also take a sharp right and talk about a DM we received about "Becky With The Good Hair". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy first episode of season 2! We are starting off with one of the most important reality shows of our time Vanderpump Rules. Kelli and Troy read through blind items for each cast member and give their takes on their favs and least favs. So light up a cigarette and meet us in the SUR alley!*Lisa blinds will be featured in our RHOBH episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TW: sexual assault of minorsFor our final public episode of season 1, we have decided to bring this episode out from behind a paywall because it needs to be talked about. Troy leads this week's extremely rotted episode. Originally it was going to be a look into a young Leo’s agent but we couldn’t stop there. The rabbit hole led us to employees of Nickelodeon and Disney, being shuffled around due to their horrific past. This episode is one of our worst but we had to shine a spotlight on it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Originally we were going to keep Ms. Nina behind a paywall but she is the captain of this ship. Kelli takes the lead as we talk about The CW to Mediterranean pipeline. Oh, and we of course sink our teeth into her dating life, Vampire Diaries drama, and more! Let’s set sails on the Dobrev sea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices