The Harland Highway

Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Air shows, water fill up, a visit to Charlie Lee's Moonglow Tavern, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the magic of doo wop music, and a cruel trick for you to play. Lemon my lime!!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your digital photo's, Oompa Loompa's, evil hockey players, snakes, and a visit from George Michael from WHAM.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My hilarious comedian/actor buddy drops by for a visit and we discuss love, life, death, and smelly rainbows. Also the Harland Highway Animal Quiz! Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener phone calls, Illegal immigration, bad dating, when moose attack, a visit from Senior Fuentes. Snap a snap dragon!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, sadly that idiot Cinnamon Boy drops by today, uggg! Also, turning invisble, E-Bay purchases, junk in the trunk, and camera madness. Pollute Pluto!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fast talking auctioneers, famous sayings, sleeping dragons, hero poses, getting revenge, NFL showboating, saving pennies. Big clumps of skunk munk!!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices