
The Harland Highway
Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway!
Latest episodes

Feb 17, 2014 • 37min
555- - Harland goes to DINOSAUR WORLD, and Dr. Ascot returns.
Harland travels back in time and walks amongst the dinosaurs, a call from a friendly Pavement Pounder, and an unexpected visit from Dr. Ascot. Sweet heavenly tonsil meats!!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 13, 2014 • 44min
454 - Death of Phillip Seymore Hoffman, Celebrity Races.
Harland talks about Phillip Seymore Hoffman's death and an encounter he had with the actor. Sexual workout machines at the gym, and Charles Parsley calls out an incredible race at the Celebrity Races. Countdown a smackdown!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 10, 2014 • 42min
553 - the "N" word, what to do when we die, and what's the deal with LOL??
Harland has a bad experience with the 'N' word, a guy is buried in the coolest way imaginable, and who the hell came up with LOL!!?? Blippy blabby blue!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 6, 2014 • 41min
552 - Harland gets pulled over by a COP. Samuel E. Quouk reads love letters.
Did Harland get a ticket from the police or not? Tune in to find out. Samuel E. Quouk drops by and reads his horrible love letters, and Harland recommends a classic Christopher Walken movie. Muffle my tuffle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 3, 2014 • 40min
551 - How many steps to get SEX? Also, I love lint!
How many steps does it take a person to get to having SEX? My obsession with LINT. And people who like to direct traffic. Cupcake my bupcake!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 30, 2014 • 33min
550 - A new kind of PERVERT! A new kind of MURDER!
Some strange stories are covered today involving perverts and murderers, also, drone technology to shop online. Buzz my wuzz!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 27, 2014 • 32min
549 SENIOR FUENTES invades again, CHARITY questions.
Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes invades the studio, is charity sometimes a bad thing? And a nice phone call from a NEW Pavement Pounder. Crab trap my trap flap!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 23, 2014 • 36min
548 - LESBIAN BONER, Drive Thru madness, beer can idiocy.
Harland has a confusing run in with a lesbian, Harland goes thru the drive thru LIVE, and lastly, what is with the way we drink beer? Enough already! Boob my lube!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 20, 2014 • 33min
547 - HARLAND LIVE in an attic, enough with the SORRY!!!
Harland does a live stand up show in the attic of a Chinese diner, Also when is the SORRY stuff going to stop? Turn my urn!!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 16, 2014 • 34min
546 The rules of WAR, crazy weather.
How should soldiers be handled when killed on the battlefield? Crazy weather, and something broken but still worth something. Hop skip and brunch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices