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What's the most upbeat song about dying? Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comics Genevieve Mueller ('Dead Things' podcast) and Alex Schmidt (Cracked editor) to discuss that very question. Also Adam and Genevieve discuss their recent trip to the Los Feliz murder house and Brett defends his decision to strand Adam in San Diego for a weekend. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you seen that recently released photo of what Elvis would look like if he was alive today, at the age of 80? Scary stuff. On today's episode, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comic Lahna Turner and Cracked Art Director Randall Maynard to take things a step further by discussing what some of history's most beloved icons would be doing today if they were still alive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And the year is off to an unspeakably awkward start! On this episode, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comics Vanessa Gritton and Jeff May to discuss celebrities who didn't get enough hate in 2014. What unfolds instead can best be described as "nervous breakdowns all around!" Listen now, if you must! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What new albums are you looking forward to the most this year? It doesn't matter, actually, because this show isn't about that anyway. Instead, on this episode, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comic J. Vanessa Gritton and Cracked editor Tom Reimann to discuss the new music that no one should be looking forward to hearing in the next 12 months. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who were the most wrongly hated celebrities of 2014? Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comics Wendi Starling and Mo Mandel to discuss that very damn thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you love Christmas movies as much as we do? If so, you can barely stand the idea of watching one from beginning to end. On this episode, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comic Chet Wild and musician Danger Van Gorder to discuss the most overrated Christmas movies of all-time. Did your favorite make the list? Is your favorite "A Christmas Story"? If so, then yes. But so did a bunch of others, so listen anyway! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you remember the Georgia Satellites? Remember how you thought they sucked? Well, you were wrong. On this episode, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes comics Jeff May and Alex Schmidt to talk about some of music history's most secretly awesome one-hit wonders of all-time and to answer a burning question: Does anyone have the courage to stick up for the artistic merits of Willow Smith? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Man, police sure are crazy in the United States, right? Yes, but that answer is only technically correct. The truth is, police are crazy everywhere. News channels are flooded right now with stories about the various incidents and uprisings breaking out in response to police action in this country, and rightfully so, but there's another police force that's been operating just as far outside the law for just as long and a whole lot of us never noticed. Which is crazy, because they're right next door. Today, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes Cracked co-workers Cody Johnston and Randall Maynard in an attempt to answer one completely honest question: Are police in Canada the craziest? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh off a road trip to Albuquerque, New Mexico, host Adam Tod Brown welcomes his travel mates Maria Shehata, Cat Rhinehart and Jeff May to talk about the ins and outs of traversing the desert in a Ford Focus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Host Adam Tod Brown is out of town, bringing smiles and joy to the people of Albuquerque, New Mexico. In lieu of something new and exciting, please enjoy this 'lost episode' featuring Maria Shehata and Randall Maynard. It was recorded back in August, but for various reasons, was never released. Until now! Right now! Listen to it now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices