

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Earwolf & Nicole Byer, Sasheer Zamata
Gayle & Oprah. Bonnie & Clyde. Nicole & Sasheer. Enter the pantheon of best friendship. When you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you can still have this podcast.
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May 5, 2021 • 48min
Nicole Is Looking For A Laminate Waterfall Coffee Table (If You Happen To Have One)
This week, we get an update on Sasheer’s bee situation, and Nicole gets scared by John’s gentle offer for “more coffee.” We discuss the best kinds of ice to eat, bad tattoo experiences, and deep dive into Dhar Mann. Nicole suggests a way to solve racism, and they answer listener questions about how to feel connected in a workplace where everyone is very different from you, a listener who also pranks loved ones, and more.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
(424) 645-7003
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Apr 28, 2021 • 52min
Best Friends Presents: Best Friends Friends with Naomi Ekperigin
This week, we are releasing an episode of our exclusive Stitcher Premium series - Best Friends Friends! On this episode, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by friend Naomi Ekperigin! They discuss the wild heat and power outages, their dogs' previous owners, going back to work on set, Naomi's Cameo pep talks, overcrowded Wahlburgers, Nicole intentionally forgetting people, and answered a question from a listener on when to step in when a friend cheats on their partner. If you enjoy this episode, check out the rest of Best Friends Friends, only on Stitcher Premium!
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Apr 21, 2021 • 46min
Sasheer Is Pretty Sure Ranch Dressing DOES Expire
Nicole and Sasheer DO have a theme song and you'll hear it in today's intro. They also discuss Nicole sending creepy things to her sister, the shelf life of ranch dressing, pondering where Nicole's boyfriend is, vision boards, the Olson sisters and the Olson Twins album, Raven Symoné, and how many people you know in your city. Then they take the quiz Answer Three Questions and We'll Give You A Signature Catchphrase. And for the grand finale, they give advice to your questions about productivity, and A CULT infiltrating the workplace. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Apr 14, 2021 • 48min
Nicole Wouldn't Leave the House If She Was Tripping NOW.
Hi Friend, how are ya? Nicole and Sasheer are here to discuss Nicole's neon pussy sign, not having a TV in your bedroom, Sasheer's trash becoming another man's treasure, how African bees got to North America, Sasheer's hive trouble, Nicole's tripping story, Sasheer's a network diva (watch Home Economics on ABC!), and Mark Suckabug. Then they take the "quizziepoo" What Kind of Sexual Energy Do You Have? And they answer your questions about how to make friends with your partner's friend's partner and how to break up with a friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Apr 7, 2021 • 51min
Sasheer Has Questions About How Gorilla Glue Saves Lives
OOOOH WOW! Sometimes a noise denotes a beginning, and sometimes a noise is just a noise - today it's a beginning and Nicole and Sasheer are ready to talk about all things coasters, closets, home improvement, HGTV, Nate & Jeremiah: Save My House, Tiny House Nation, how gorilla glue saves lives, airline stories, and Biscoff cookies. Then they take the quiz What Reality Show You're Perfect For Based On Your Personality. And finally, they debunk Karen Carpenter myths, and Jordan's dad, George, pops by to explain how cable TV works! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Mar 31, 2021 • 53min
Nicole's Demure Troll and TittieTroll
After Nicole grapples with the evidence that she's 5'5" she and Sasheer discuss how TVs are measured and how they shouldn't double as toilet paper, Biggest Little Farm, favorite farm animals, debunking that turkeys die in the rain, chickens catching air out of the coup, survival of the fittest AND silliest, Austin Powers, Black mannequins, The Masked Singer, the ice skaters and hockey players Sasheer and Nicole know, female rappers, art is fun, tiny furniture, and Nicole's demure and tittie trolls. PLUS they answer your questions about flirting at vaccination sites, mental health suggestions, and how to handle bad parents. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Mar 24, 2021 • 1h 12min
Live @ Largo (Re-release)
Due to us missing live shows a lot, we decided to do a re-release! Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco to see how good in bed they are, and answer listener questions about long-distance friendship, setting boundaries, bad titties, and more!
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Mar 17, 2021 • 1h 1min
Sasheer Doesn't Have Anyone in Her Life That She Terrorizes
Here we are! Nicole and Sasheer discuss work hour preferences, Diary of A Mad Black Woman, Welch's Fruit Snacks, affluent white people stealing vaccines, laughing at sea ducks, Nicole's new wig, VHS rewinders, cutting American Girl Doll's hair, terrorizing people, how much water you should drink, and TikTok videos gone wrong. Then, they take the quiz Prepare An Outfit and We Will Tell You What Kind Of People You Hate. And, they answer your questions about how to handle a friend who goes MIA when they start dating someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Mar 10, 2021 • 52min
Nicole's Sport Mode Crocs!
Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole's merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole's sport mode crocks, softball, baseball, stadium dancers, rugby, the premise of Down To Earth, and Wanda Vision. Plus Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions about confrontation. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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Mar 3, 2021 • 1h 4min
Sasheer Closed on Her House And Cleansed It of Haunted Butts!
This week kicks off with some fantastic updates from Sasheer! She officially closed on her house, cleansed it of haunted butts, and is number 5 on the call sheet! Nicole and Sasheer also discuss Nicole's beef with wallpaper tutorials, Sasheer's fervent stance on tv mounting, Nicole's house growing up, all things interior design, and lizards named Randal. Then they take the quiz, We Know What Disney Princess You are Based on Your Apartment Aesthetic. And finally, they answer your questions with advice on letting your friendship evolve, and letting yourself off the hook if you don't want to hang out. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
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