Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Does anybody remember why Sasheer likes chairs so much? Please tweet us! Nicole reminds Sasheer to dress sluttier, complains about having too many keys, laugh over funny sound bytes from each other, discuss OnlyFans taking away nude content but then bringing it back, the Adidas vs. Puma rivalry, the Right vs. Left Twix controversy, and the impending robot war caused by cars. They give a listener advice on how to not feel left behind by her best friend who is going through a positive transition in her life and ideas on fun new things to do together, as well as learn the proper title to refer to nonbinary and non-gender conforming people (P.S. it’s Mx.)! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

Farm Rio - if you are listening… Please sponsor us! Nicole describes her “balloon jeans” from madewell, their upcoming travel plans, Sasheer’s hot dog habits, Nicole’s trip to Mumford & Sons Nashville, a surprise drop-in from John and Clyde, and chartering chattering children. They take a quiz to learn what disney witch matches their personality, learn about new disney princesses, discussed Nicole’s airplane etiquette, and how babies smell really good. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

We at Best Friends think you should have whatever pleases you! We discuss high-school retainers, having a cold during the pandemic, appropriate ways to use the flag, do some “would you rathers” including “would you rather be a reverse centaur or reverse mermaid?”, if wedgies actually happen in real life, and where their high school bullies are now. They answer listener question about how to better support a best friend going through hard times, when it is appropriate to step back and not help, and what to do with a plant from an ex-best friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

Does someone have a gasket? Because Nicole needs to blow it! This week we discuss the new Ivy Park drop (and the lack of inclusive sizing), where last names come from, bathing habits, the cool teens on Nicole’s block, what car Sasheer should get, oil alternatives, the dangers of pregnancy, Nicole’s future child Argentinia, and essential high school classes. They read a listener email about ancient civilizations, and answer a listener question about how to “be good” at therapy. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

Update - Sasheer is recording from her dining room this week! We discuss different cleaning styles, internal monologues, what’s on the way to Vegas, break down the movie Soul and why Sasheer didn’t like it, PMS, Bananas in Pajamas, Nicole’s next hairdo, all the purples Nicole knows, can you clog your pussy, and answer a listener question about how to help your friend who might be in a cult. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

Hello - is it me you’re looking for? This week we discuss Lionel Ritchie’s magnetic performance energy, who they would want to wrestle, accidentally drinking vodka at the gym, where all the Lyft pink mustaches have gone, if Nicole remembered to close the top of her Jeep, and how to call 911 in another country. They take a quiz to find what cartoon character they are (and do a deep dive on how creepy Peter Pan is), get an update from the caller who had the question about their sister-in-law’s wedding makeup, and answer a listener question about whether they are being over-dramatic about bad night out. Here is the quiz from this week - https://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticallyquizzie/what-cartoon-are-you-6bd2bomu0i Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

This week we are re-releasing a fan favorite episode - the chicken/egg conversation! Nicole shares a story of a recent Tarot card reading and opening herself up for love, and Sasheer encourages her to explore her spiritual side. They discuss what they learned from a documentary on circumcision, Beyonce + Gwyneth Paltrow’s best friendship, and the time Nicole tried to joke her way out of a speeding ticket. They take listener questions about apologizing too much (it doesn’t matter) living with your best friend (Nicole and Sasheer could NOT), and “trash-ass” boyfriends (They suggest Thelma & Louise).Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com(424) 645-7003‬ Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

Nicole is going cabaret! Will she win a Tony? Maybe! They discuss Sasheer’s Lilith Fair-style, say bird a lot, explain how flea market patrons are also pirates, check in on Master P, and research if anyone can get CTE. They take a quiz where they choose favorite foods to see what their best friend’s zodiac sign should be, answer a listener question on dealing with a homophobic roommate, and hear from a nurse who needed a little encouragement. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

We get to hear the finale of the bee saga! We wish Sasheer’s bees all the best for their new lives in San Diego. Next segment, too many birds at Nicole’s house? We discuss how Nicole is DEFINITELY not a bug person (and neither is Sasheer), cover Nicole’s desire for a BBL, share some of Sasheer’s new pop history knowledge, and dive into skin routines. They take a quiz to see what reality show they would be on, Sasheer learns about Con Air, and they answer listener questions about balancing supporting a friend while taking care of your own mental health, and how to handle work cliques. Plus, will we ever figure out what song Nicole is singing? You have to listen to find out! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.

What’s a girl gotta do to get a good bagel out here? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss being tipsy from brunch, Nicole’s passion for big spoons, what they are watching and how they wish it was a new season of 13 Reasons Why, the tour de force that is Zaila Avant-garde, if the pyramids were power plants, and what’s the deal with ancient civilizations? We get an update from a previous caller not knowing how to interact with a former best friend, and answer a question on whether to tell someone their upcoming wedding makeup look isn’t… the best. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/friends.