Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

"Every black person I know is in therapy. And if they're not, I encourage them to be."Charla Lauriston (Ghosted, People of Earth) dissects white privilege, how hard it is to be a black woman in the dating scene, and the uphill battle to learn how to love yourself. Nicole Byer is stating a war with Jeff Bezos, shares her opinion on Taylor Swift (it's not good) and they both discuss their favorite weed to smoke. Nicole provides a listener some important dating advice that everyone should hear.Come see Charla record her first comedy album at the Pasadena Ice House April 3rd. Get tickets at icehousecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=525199&cartYou can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the best lubes to masturbate with, and give some blowjob advice.Nicole shares the insane things she requests in her final will and funeral. She's also jumping back in the app game and has Jake and Amir rate her new Tinder profile.Check out Jake and Amir's advice podcast If I Were You. Listen to Nicole's episode here:https://headgum.com/if-i-were-you/372-blanket-poop-withnicole-byerYou can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Guys go on Raya just to see how famous of a person they can match with."Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart (This Might Get Weird podcast) discuss their go-to lies to get out of bad dates, share their awful dating experiences, and go through Nicole's Raya profile. Nicole's not feeling so horny and is worried there may be something wrong with her. She also shares an insane meet-cute she had with a very drunk man.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation."Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) joins Nicole to discuss their benefits or lack thereof. They also talk how their religious and spiritual beliefs that help to shape their relationships, in addition to make-up and wardrobe issues, the Fyre Festival documentaries, and how boring people suck.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like."Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should keep your eyes open or closed for the duration of it. They also discuss whether being on TV has helped their dating life, and what a "date night" looks like for couples in the modern day. Nicole realizes she's moaning in her sleep.Be sure to check out season 2 of Corporate on Comedy Central!You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"There's nothing I love more than a slutty wedding vibe"Naomi Ekperigin (Broad City) shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple should go to couple's therapy. Nicole describes why she loves going to weddings, and her ideal proposal. Also, Nicole gets a crazy text from her sister, and helps her find a husband.Be sure to check out Naomi's podcast, Couple's Therapy!You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to have dates the same man. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend - without him knowing. Nicole questions Skyler on why she swiped right on her, why they continued dating despite Nicole's smoking, and asks if she would've still dated her if she hadn't known her work.Skyler gives Nicole the cold hard truth why they stopped dating.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Periods suck. Toni Charline (UCB) joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to getting a period mid-Doughboys recording, and the times they've worn underwear incorrectly.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish'd by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All Stars!Like Drag Races? Check out Nicole Byer's Drag Race recap podcast What the Tuck? on HeadGum.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride from hell.Be sure to check out Eliot's podcast, You're Making it Worse!You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.