Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that."Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat.Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beerYou can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack."Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment.Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA.Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie!You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender.You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time."Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy.Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfessions.com/special-offer-nicoleCheck out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn to Change": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LaQtfpP_8You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Ron Funches shares his experience of getting married at 20 and the challenges of re-entering the dating world. He discusses mistaking his girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, living in silence, and the impact of losing weight on his dating life.

"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf.Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul.Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix!You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedyBe sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdatesTwitter: @nicolebyerInstagram: @nicolebyerFacebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedyBuy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley Nicole Black chats with Nicole about the joy of being alone, funny dating mishaps, entertaining anniversary date fantasies, and their love for Guy Fieri. They share hilarious stories of mix-ups in the entertainment industry, awkward dating app encounters, humorous conversations on racism and music, and dating red flags. The episode is filled with laughter and relatable experiences.