
Historical Homos
The no-fucks-given guide to LGBTQ+ history. Welcome to the Gayest Stories Never Told! Hosted by Bash. Edited by Alex Toskas. Sign up on our website, and follow us on Instagram and TikTok.
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Oct 5, 2023 • 1h 26min
Alexander the Great, Murdering, Bisexual F*ckboy.
Ladies and gentler ladies, please welcome your new Historical Homos co-host: Lucy Hendra! Lucy is bravely and openly straight, a woman (technically), and has seen every episode of Vanderpump Rules ever written. (Yes, written. #WGAStrong) Now, why does that qualify her to be on this podcast? No one knows, and no one cares. Least of all our subject this week: Alexander the Great, Murdering, Bisexual Fuckboy. We are taking it back to Ancient Greece because that's where Bash feels safe. Plus, the parallels between his life and Alexander's are just straight up freaky! You'll also discover what Grindr tribes Alexander had on his profile, whether eunuchs can pee or not, and why Lucy should ultimately apologize to Bash for everything straight people have done wrong in history.For more, follow us at:www.historicalhomos.comwww.instagram.com/historical.homoswww.tiktok.com/@historicalhomosThis episode was written and researched by Bash, hosted by Lucy and Bash, and edited by Alex Toskas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 2023 • 1h 5min
Bessie Smith & Ma Rainey: Bisexual Empresses of the Blues
Ma Rainey and Bessie Smith were big stars in their own day, and hundred years later they've got BIOPICS on Netflix and HBO. This is what bisexuality can do for you! Join us as we dig into the lives, songs, and loves of these two remarkable Black women. Renowned for their musical talent and big personalities, Ma and Bessie became the first record stars of 1920s America. The Great Depression ruined everything as usual – selfish! – but not before Ma and Bessie had their full of bathtub gin, husbands, cold cash, and yes, chorus-girl-pu$$y.For more, follow us at:www.historicalhomos.comwww.instagram.com/historical.homoswww.tiktok.com/historicalhomosThis episode of Historical Homos is hosted by Bash and Donal Brophy, written and researched by Bash, and edited by Alex Toskas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 2023 • 15min
Hatshepsut: #BoyGirlBoss of Ancient Egypt
Hatshepsut was one of the more successful pharaohs of New Kingdom Egypt, mostly because she was hell-bent on being known as a he. In an era when ruling was synonymous with penis-having, Hatsephsut created multiple propaganda campaigns to cast herself in the role of divine male ruler. And yet, despite the many breastless and bearded statues she commissioned, Hattie retained many feminine aspects of her royal personality. What does it all mean? Who was this #boygirlboss of Ancient Egypt? And can we all get a promotion by changing our pronouns? (The answer is yes.)This episode of Historical Homos was hosted and written by Bash, executive produced by Zachary Quinto, and edited by Alex Toskas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 2023 • 56min
Who Is The Motherf*cking Supreme (Court)?
Bash and Donal are back together again! This week we're leaving behind ancient sugar daddies to look at some of the gayest moments in the Supreme Court's history. From antisodomy laws to gay marriage – and now state-sanctioned discrimination, oh my! – the Court has had a long and bizarre history of interfering with LGBTQ+ rights. But all is not lost. The motherf*cking Supremes work in mysterious, not always terrible ways. (Sometimes they even actually do their jobs!) It's our responsibility to know what they're up to and what has changed over the past 60 years of queer liberation. Plus, we sound really hot and smart in this episode.Historical Homos is hosted by Bash and Donal Brophy, written by Bash, edited by Alex Toskas, and executive produced by Zachary Quinto. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 2023 • 16min
Was Joan of Arc Nonbinary? (Or Just A Virgin)
Joan of the Arc has an impressive CV: French it girl, saint, military genius (kind of?), 15th century celebrity (chic!), burned at the stake (careful, c'est chaud!), and potentially...nonbinary? Bash returns to his altar boy days to unravel the never-not-compelling, extremely unbelievable story of Joan, the Maiden of Orléans. As always, we disagree with almost everything everyone's ever said, and find an annoying way of positioning our opinion as fact, because that's what it is. #Trump2024. In summary: if you care about medieval white women AT ALL, click play.Written and Hosted by BashExecutive Produced by Zachary QuintoEdited by Alex ToskasFollow Historical Homos at our website www.historicalhomos.com and on Instagram @historical.homos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 7, 2023 • 12min
Do Ask, Do Tell: An Army of Ancient Greek Boyfriends
An ancient Greek army of...boyfriends?! You may have heard tell of it somewhere in your gay little zines and Tik Toks, but do you know the full story? Join Bash for a bonus episode as he dives *deep* into the Sacred Band of Thebes – if only, sigh – an ancient Greek military experiment that led one city-state to total domination over her apparently-not-gay-enough neighbors. That is, until their utter annihilation at the hands of a notorious, warmongering, bisexual megalomaniac (guess who!). Written and hosted by Bash. Executive Produced by Zachary Quinto. Edited by Alex Toskas.P.S. Sorry about the terrible audio quality on this one. Mama will fix it for next time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 2023 • 58min
Virginia Woolf & Vita Sackville-West Invent the Lesbian Love Letter
A review of the life and loves of Virginia Woolf through her sauciest letters. We dive deep into her affair with Vita Sackville-West, leading London lesbian of her day, and relive the parties thrown by the Bloomsbury Set, a group of young Modernists who continued the British tradition of plumbing the nation's bottomless depths of homosexuality. (Or should we say bottom-full?) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 2023 • 48min
Shakespeare vs. Christopher Marlowe: Who's Gayer?
William Shakespeare and Christopher Marlowe: brilliant dramatists and...bisexuals? We unpack the rumors, the hearsay and the straight-up gay poems that suggest these titans of English literature were also really, really, ridiculously good-looking gay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 2023 • 1h 1min
Le Chevalier d'Eon: From Russia with Mess...in a Dress
The unbelievably wild and weird life story of the Chevalier d'Éon: transgender spy, soldier, and sleuth of the French Enlightenment. Assigned male at birth, Charles eventually transitioned to become Charlotte, before discovering the humiliating constraints of life as an 18th century woman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 9, 2023 • 44min
Toxic Boyfriends of Greek Mythology (Part the First)
Buckle up for one of the most infamous – and lesser-known – gay couples in Greek mythology: Zeus and Ganymede, originators of the divine Daddy-Twink dichotomy. We'll discover what these myths tell us about ancient Greek homosexuality IRL, and how they provided much-needed PR for the complex reality between mortals' sheets. Hosted by Bash and Donal Brophy. Executive Produced by Zachary Quinto. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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