The Dollar Vigilante

Jeff Berwick
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Aug 3, 2022 • 56min

The 4th Industrial Reich Is Here, It’s Called Agenda 2030

If like me, you were a kid in the 1970s, your idea of what the future would be like was influenced heavily by the lives of The Jetsons – a middle-class family of four – Jane, George, and their two kids, Elroy and Judy – who lived in a space town called Orbit City in the year 2062. They set the scene for a future that was neither dystopian nor utopian — definitely not “Mad Max” but not the peaceful Federation of “Star Trek” either. In fact, George Jetson was born on July 31, 2022, which means we’re supposed to be 40 years away from the Jetsons’ apartment high above the clouds where they had a flat-screen TV, tablet computers, and a robot vacuum. (Of course, in Jetsons: The Movie, made in 1990, there are indications they live that way because of ground-level pollution) To 1960s audiences, the Jetsons’ videophone seemed like a dream. But that’s not all, The Jetsons’ modern appliances included voice-activated alarm clocks, holograms, and a bored version of Siri. The whole family routinely made Zoom calls, Elroy had a drone and what looked like an Apple Watch, and George’s boss relaxed on a tanning bed, which wasn’t created until the 1970s. They even had what looks like 3D printing for homemade meals. At that point in time, the Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle might even have had Soylent Green on tap. Because, lest we forget, the 1973 overpopulation classic Soylent Green is also set in 2022… a cannibalistic cautionary tale predicting Impossible Meat Substitutes. (More about that next time)  Ah, the seventies.  An era marked by stagflation, gas queues, unemployment lines, and the peak of the Misery Index. But are we really on the same path the American economy took during the 1970s? And if so, can we stop it? Not if Satan ‘The Terminator’ Klaus has anything to do with. Or any of the “anti-facists” who are the biggest fagg…I mean facists of them all.  Get your 3D printer ready, because eat the bugs you must…unless shoot the gun you can.  In today’s show we take a closer look at Nancy Pelosi. Is she high on life… or Adderal? Fauci gives tips on how to prevent the Monkeypox, and I try to do the math to see how Finland, Ausjalia, Israel, Kanada, China, Africa, and the South Pole can all warm up twice as fast as the others.  And lots more which may cause you anxiety – the latest in ‘legitimate’ reasons for arrest. Watch on: Vigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee | Brighteon
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Jul 30, 2022 • 1h 6min

The Monkeypox Offensive: A Cox Pox and She-Cession Dystopian Nightmare

Joe Biden just had Covaids and has emerged from it in public with Eyes Wide Open. Or has he? In today’s Jeff, Lucy & Lucky show, we have excellent examples of the 3 Most Realistic CGI Characters on the Public Stage. Insert video You know, characters so life-like, it's like they're in the room with you. I’ll give you a clue:On a scale of 1-10, all three of these CGI puppets are off the scale worried about… drumroll please… Cox Pox! Or Schlong Covid as coined by Tucker Carlson. The horrifying virus which has never been a problem before, but which has now become a Public Hell Emergency somehow tied in with Gaids. And, no surprise, most of San Franshithole is aflutter with fear, calling for a good old gay tiedown. We can’t wait for the Tik Tok videos, complete with good wine and cheap fags and choreographed jazz hands in the style of paragon Zelensky – ambassador of money laundering with flair and fashion! And, talking of lockdowns… In more truth stranger than fiction… The Cube has had a bad rap in dystopian movies.Welcome to The Line.It’s not just a wall. It’s your designated cell inside the wall!With equitable views. (Yes, they actually say that in the promotional video) Can’t wait for the Karens to get giddy about an equitable wall-for-all. Einstein said, “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” Jan de Bont, director of Speed and Twister, echoes, “The quality of CGI is now so good, audiences are now so used to it. They don’t know what is CGI and what is real.” Here’s what’s real. Agenda 2030 by Jeff and Lucy. Own a farm, be independent from the state, and be happy. Because hey – ain’t gonna be no more one percenters. All Americans gonna be million percenters! Like all Zimbabweans. And all Venezuelans. And if you don’t like it, talk to the wall. Watch on: Vigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee | Brighteon
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Jul 27, 2022 • 1h 2min

The Evil Sorcery Of The Age Of Compliance – Starring Dr. Kill Gates

This is Bill.  Bill didn’t finish college.  But Bill is a tech billionaire.  Bill is also a scientist-doctor.  And a farmer.  Bill isn’t a deadbeat. He’s a generous ex-husband, And a caring dad.  Bill loves his own 3 children, And many other kids… He is the Father of Depopulation, And Uncle Genocide. Bill is a judgmental scum bag with a superiority complex, Who wants to rule the world and live forever. Don’t be like Bill. Kill Bill. Yeah, if our title didn’t give it away, today Lucy and I are talking about our favorite all-rounder: Kill Gates, directing, producing, and starring in The Dark Vaccine: Age Of Compliance.  It’s a really fun and upbeat film, with cuddly sheep and perfectly choreographed dancing monkeys. And, although the storyline starts out really complex with high-level machinations, once you get into it the plot becomes crystal ball clear:  By the year 2025, the social credit system will be alive and kicking, monitoring and scoring everything you do. And, depending if you’ve been a good Karen or a rebellious mutineer (as decided by your Controllers), rewarding or punishing you and your family by… oh, I don’t know… any of the following:  Taking away your car/gas privilegesWithdrawing your food credits Enforcing some time out in a custom-built concentration campPublic blaming and shaming All of the above That is if they don’t eat you first, or powder your bones into yummy, nutritious cricket feed. Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee | Brighteon
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Jul 23, 2022 • 52min

This Is The Best Apocalypse Ever!

Things that have gone out of style these past 2.5 years:  Summer. It’s now called Climate Change and it causes strokes. Winter. The season of death and destruction, so much flu… and strokes.  Tea. Makes your blood sticky which leads to strokes. Sleep. You got it… strokes. Melting glaciers. A petri dish for more pandemics.  Women. What is a woman?  Men. Unless they look, dress, and act like women.  Teslas. And gas. WTF!? Common sense. And, rational behavior.  In comparison, 2022’s Hot & Trendy list includes:  Ninja covaids, Centaur covaids, Monkeypox covaids. Zombies! Because they’ll never go out of style – like covaids.   Getting your vaxxy on. People getting covaids despite getting their vaxxy on 4 times or more! Ankle monitors for non-criminals. And, black boxes in your car.  Defibrillators on streets and in schools.  Young Economic World Forum Leaders in Prime Crime positions.  Billionaires with stick legs and white wobbly bellies.  Pedophiles.  In today’s show, Lucy and Lucky and I are debating whether we took crazy pills or if things are really this absurd. Certainly, I never expected the apocalypse to be this funny.  See for yourself! Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Brighteon | Odysee
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Jul 20, 2022 • 54min

Pedo Peter, Crackhead Hunter, And Fake Doctor Taco…Anarchopocalyse Now

If you’re a pedo and you know it, sniff a kid, If you’re a crackhead and you know it, make a vid, If you’re a dimwit and you know it,  Then your Old El Paso speech will surely show it,  Bet next they’ll shut down our power grid…  America’s First Family sure does have a strange way of showing just how “in touch with the people” they are.   Bidenflation comes to mind.  Dr. Jill Dolittle equating the Latino community with breakfast tacos is another.  Hunter ‘touch-my-pee-pee’ Biden listing Daddy Joe as “Pedo Peter” in his iPhone address book… well… what can I say?  Holding an event in Acapulco every year for people who don’t want to be ruled by this government (or Dumb & Dumber in the UK, or Justin Carrey in Kanada, or the freaks in Ausjalia), is positively insane!  I see that now.  It should be twice a year – or more! Which is why I’d like to invite you to Anarchovid CULTIVATE on July 23rd and 24th. It’s FREE, it’s online, and it features Dr. Andy Kaufman and Max Igan talking about decentralization, permaculture and homesteading, health and wellness, assertive communication, cryptocurrency, what’s really going on in the sky, Quantum Physics and much more. But, back to today’s video… Lucy is super excited ‘cause there’s lots of talk about tacos. And, I tell you what I’ve been up to over the past week.  Also, why communism is like the world’s greatest pyramid scheme. *hint* The only people making money and having fun are the ones near the top – which seem to include gay comedians in the Ukraine. And, we talk about about people spontaneously combusting if they can’t get another lethal injection… And, the latest reason for blood clots and (heat) strokes. Here’s a clue: there’s no happy ending.  It’s just your average murder-filled genocide nightmare. So sads. Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee
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Jul 13, 2022 • 1h 30min

We Do Not Consent to All Your Statist Bullshit

‘The Anarchists’ opens with a book burning on the beach, kids tossing law books on the spectacularly orange fire, shouting: “Fuck the state!” The first episode in this 6-part series is about what real anarchy is. And, whatever the rest of it brings – the guy who got burned, the guy who died… the “slick Canadian liberty-broguy” who, according to progressive website Salon, will be “the last man standing once everything implodes” – I am happy, because somewhere in this “murder-filled nightmare” we snuck our point of view into the mainstream herd, an almost impossible thing to do in the Land of the Banned. I’m also happy that the progressive libtards believe I will survive the Anarchopocalypse – you and me both, baby! Of course, nothing is certain, except that I won’t be saying The Big Adios because of a vaccine injury. And, in more “anarchist” news from a rainy Mexico where the internet’s been dodgy and the goats randy… Wimbledon has a Russian female winner. And, an anti-vaxxer male winner who is giving the finger to the US Open championship in New York, where resident tennis aficionados will once again muzzle-up to watch the tournament… from their couch.  Hard to believe No-vax Djokovic would say no to getting shot to enter this land of the brave, home of the free.  One shot. Two shot. Three shot. Floor. (Cause Unknown) Speaking of… Shinzo Abe, the former Japanese PM who didn’t follow WEF orders; who didn’t mandate vaccines; who sent back 1.6 million doses; and gave his citizens Ivermectin… was recently assassinated. Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) is real. Just ask Killary Clinton.  Finally, Kill Gates has given Dutch online-only supermarket Picnic close to €600 million to deliver groceries to customers in electric vehicles, while farmers in the Netherlands are put to pasture.  You can’t make this shit up, even if you’re crypto-bro one-percenter who walks around making videos with his elderly Chihuahua. Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee | Brighteon It’s a con, man.  “Anarchists have a ‘bad name' in the media, not because they can point to one indiscriminate massacre by anarchists–there have been none–but because the one thing holders of power fear is that they personally should be held responsible for their own actions” ― Stuart Christie
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Jul 9, 2022 • 60min

The Anarchists… And The Calm Before The Storm

I’m just your garden variety neigborhood anarcho-capitalist, not a powder keg-carrying anarchist… yet. So, I’m not saying the “Guidestones” in Georgia were demolished because I spoke about them two weeks ago… but… hey, the Georgia guidestones were blown sky high and I couldn’t be more proud!  Fck the new world order.  That’s one thing ancaps and anarchists agree on. Some anarchists anyway.  The ones who aren’t in the pay of the reptiles. And, right now, we have some highly irritated Prime reptiles slithering around casas blancas around the world.  Because the ants are forming armies. And, fighting back.  And, what do you do when the pesky arthropods get in the way of your slimy master plan?  First, take away their food supply.  Make sure they can’t breed.  Then, clip their wings.  And, if all else fails – eat them!  Some great footage in today’s video of the Planned Childlessness agenda, the Terminal Air Travel Affliction, and, the 21st century version of beautiful women eating creepy critters in 1983 “V” And, of course, lest we forget – protect the cheese!!! Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Odysee | Bitchute | Rumble | Brighteon I joke, but, it’s pretty clear that we are in the eye of the storm. To date, there’s been some: hissing and oozing from the First Order, some good-intentioned Jedi twerking and tik-tokking and singing along with the Pfizer smile song, and an ever-growing underground Rebel Alliance who’s had enough.  “If You Define Yourself By Your Power To Take Life, A Desire To Dominate, To Possess, Then You Have Nothing.” – Kenobi to Maul (Star Wars Rebels S03E20) But at least you’ll be happy… 
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Jul 6, 2022 • 1h 12min

Anarchy Erupts In the Netherlands and Across The World… And That’s A Great Thing!

Is Russia going to invade?  Is China going to take over the world?  Is the dollar going to vanish and we have to kneel to POTUS Pelosi?  Is Satan Klaus going to turn off the power and make us all eat bugs?  Will this lead to a zombie uprising in demand for the internet and flesh?  Who knows?  But having some situational awareness and being prepared for anything, regardless of whether something happens in our lifetime or not… not a horrible idea.  Besides everything else, living out in the sticks makes for unpolluted air, non-toxic food, cheaper and safer living, less stress, and more privacy.  This is why I’m calling today’s show, “Farmer Jeff and Lucy’s Country Adventure – Rural Bunking With All The Mod-Cons”. It’s a good one! We have stuff on:  American “Independence” Day  – don’t y’all just love all your government-approved freedom? (Also, God bless Will Smith for saving us from the aliens) Sharpen your machete and polish your musket – who’s up for some partying like it’s 1776? Watch how the farmers and fishermen are standing up to the tyrants out in the Netherlands and across the world – right now!   The people who are being silenced for speaking out. The country that drank Kool Aid with their piri-piri chicken… now paying the price. And, the snake oil salesmen who are getting away with murder and mayhem.  Or, just watch because I’m making fun of Peter Schiff. Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee | Brighteon Getting back to “Lucy and Jeff’s Rural Idyll”, you should know that this lifestyle is not without peril aka Beware the Soil!  The media has issued dire warnings to gardeners that soil is a killer cause of killer heart disease!  Other causes of grave concern regarding the sudden increase in heart attacks are solar flares and shitting too hard.  Hence, my final words of advice.  Stock up on toilet paper and heirloom seeds, BUT:  Wear gloves when planting.  And, don’t strain your pooper.  ***PS. We just switched from DollarVigilante.tv to Vigilante.tv with a new brand design and more creators. All TDV and TDV videos are uploaded there in high quality and you can earn money while liking and commenting via HIVE! Also, remember to join our FREE official Telegram Channel to engage with your fellow Vigilantes!
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Jun 30, 2022 • 1h 16min

My Body My Choice, And Insurrection Exception – A Psyop Extravaganza

“Prole” Released in June 2022, “Prole” is set in a dystopian world where workers who get pregnant are sent out of state to get an abortion encouraged, and bankrolled by their employers.  Abortion travel benefits. Pretty dystopian, right? But, of course, no office babies equal no maternity pay or 24-week productivity interruption, which is what Google is offering its life-giving laborers. (Birth parents at Airbnb and Microsoft are getting around 22 weeks of paid time off, 20 weeks at Amazon, 18 weeks at Uber, and around 17 weeks at Meta)  Let’s do some quick Jeff & Lucy air-math. The average salary for Amazon is $114k per year, which includes an average base salary of $94k and an average bonus of $20k. The average estimated annual salary, including base and bonus, at Meta is $140,602, or $67 per hour, while the estimated median salary is $149,718, or $71 per hour.  Google pays its employees an average of $121,622 a year. That’s roughly $2,338 per week x 24 weeks – $56k – down the drain.  The average cost for a first-trimester abortion in the US is $508.  Throw in some S&T and taking into consideration the Company small print that your abortion reimbursement is only for travel up to 100 miles away… well… it’s small wonder that Google is so terrified of the pitter-patter of googly-eyed pink feet that they’re going one step further: Free Relocation to an abortion state! I can only imagine wanting to move to a pro-abortion state means you intend to get more than one abortion – and are actively planning for it. So much more sensible than using birth control. But hey! You don’t mess with a liberal statist Assigned Female at Birth (AFAB’s) right to choose! I wanna twerk. For my right. To kill baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabies! It’s an insurrection, but that’s okay because everyone deserves the “right to choose”. Everyone except the unborn I suppose. And, gun owners. And, those who prefer not to get a lethal injection for a fabricated virus. Luckily, they’ve finally discovered why the unvaxxed have been saved from dying of Covaids-19. And, it’s a scientific discovery of such immense proportions that you can’t miss the Great Reveal in today’s Lucy & Jeff World Of Wondrous Discoveries. Like… The all-seeing eye climate change pyramid.How you get 2 life sentences plus 40 years for creating a website, but only 20 years for sex trafficking children for the ruling class.And, the secret to Engineering Alpha Men. (And women) Watch on: DollarVigilante.tv | Bitchute | Rumble | Odysee | Brighteon It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
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Jun 26, 2022 • 1h 17min

It’s the Thrill of the Fight, Rising Up to the Challenge of our Rival

“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it!” As well-spoken and articulate as ever, Mr. Balboa.  Except, both sunshine and rainbows have become suspicious signs of the dreaded “climate change” symptom, and, as always, we are the virus that needs to be eradicated.  It used to be “global warming”, with skinny polar bears clinging to dwindling icebergs warning us of planet Earth’s destruction due to Man’s selfish ways.  These days it’s snow in Namibia or Afghanistan. Or, an unprecedented number of farm and processing plant fires worldwide. Or, thousands of cattle dying of heat stroke in Kansas.  Or, multiple people dying of actual strokes or having miscarriages, again, damn that pesky climate change!  It must be true. Science tells us so.  And, besides, what kind of a psycho would misrepresent these facts about the planet in an attempt to manipulate humanity’s emotions?  Well, the kind of people that are behind The Club of Rome fit the bill. Or, maybe it’s “A Small Group of Americans Who Seek The Age Of Reason” – you know, the reptiles who sponsored the so-called Georgia Guidestones to be built in 1980.  The story goes like this…  A Compass, A Calendar, A Clock  In June of 1979, a man going by the pseudonym of R.C. Christian approached the Elberton Granite Finishing Company with the task of building a monument. Christian explained that the stones would function as a compass, calendar, and clock, and should be capable of “withstanding catastrophic events”. He said that no one was to ever know his true identity or that of the group that he was representing. He seemed to have an endless supply of money to fund the project and by the terms of the legal contract, all plans had to be destroyed after completion and all information about him withheld from the public. Nothing fishy here at all folks.  In 1980, the stones were finished. Known as America's Stonehenge, this 19-foot high monument displays ten guidelines meant to re-establish the planet and society, perhaps after an apocalypse – in 12 languages. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.Unite humanity with a living new language.Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.Avoid petty laws and useless officials.Balance personal rights with social duties.Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature. (Yes, twice!) They carry a tablet in front proclaiming, “Let these be guidestones to an Age of Reason.”  Great! The Age of Reason. Enlightenment. Sounds fantastic – can’t wait for it to start. Because when true “enlightenment” dawns, revolution follows.  The end of an empire.  Except, it’s hard to imagine folks less enlightened than the ones I’m showcasing in today’s vlog. I think nature would agree. Watch on: Bitchute | Odysee | Brighteon | Rumble “No, maybe I can’t win, maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he’s got. But to beat me, he’s gonna have to kill me, and to kill me, he’s gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me, and to do that, he’s gotta be willing to die himself.” – Rocky Balboa

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