Boars, Gore, and Swords
Ivan and Red
Ivan Hernandez and Red Scott break down every episode of Watchmen, Game of Thrones, Westworld, Counterpart, Lovecraft Country, WandaVision, and now Loki. For questions, rants, and praise, follow us on twitter at @boarsgoreswords.
Episodes
Mentioned books
Oct 2, 2013 • 1h 43min
ASoS 14: Unsullied Unchained
Daenerys III and Sansa III. Ivan and Red discuss the Unsullied, the brutal beating Daenerys delivers, Whitebeard being put in his place,Danerys gets physical, Sansa's surprise wedding, Tyrion's pathetic husbandry, and an amazing opening song by Bannerman Charlie Cassarino.
Sep 24, 2013 • 1h 15min
ASoS 13: Your Mouth, The Lord's Kiss, and A Plate of Lasagna
Davos III and Jon III. Ivan and Red discuss football and dragons, Behind The Candelabra, rats eating faces, Stannis/Melisandre predictions up the yin yang, dragon golems, and a boatload of ice and fire.
Sep 15, 2013 • 2h 1min
ASoS 12: Hodor, King of The Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys II and Bran II. 3rd Chair Kelly Anneken joins Ivan and Red as Dany goes slave shopping and Bran gets metaphorical. Incredibly Weezer parody by Ser Daniel Preston.
Sep 10, 2013 • 1h 16min
ASoS 11: And Introducing The Impressive Clergyman as Vargo Hoat
Jaime III and Arya IV. Ivan and Red discuss The Newsroom Season 2, Brienne vs. Jaime, Vargo Hoat played by The Impressive Clergyman, our Fantasy Fantasy League, dream interpretations, Monsters and Maidens, and Guy Branum's Roast of the James Franco Roast. Check out Ivan's storytelling show November 3rd in San Francisco!
Sep 2, 2013 • 1h 36min
ASoS 10: The Neck Beard and Haunted Castles
Tyrion III and Catelyn III. Ivan and Red discuss ending lives with a button, text drops, King Balon Greyjoy, The Neck Beard, Guest Right and Trader Joe's Pizzas, and in the end they discuss concerts attended recently.
Aug 27, 2013 • 1h 31min
ASoS 9: Samwise Tarley and Horse Prom
Arya III and Samwell I. Ivan and Red discuss being the new kid in school, Ben Affleck as The Bat Man, Tywin POV chapter, Brothers of the Kingswood, Garlic Sausage as weapons, Tall Small Paul, not kicking your friends, and Saints Row IV.
Aug 18, 2013 • 1h 32min
ASoS 8: There's Something About Ygritte
Jon II and Sansa II. Ivan and Red cover bear giants, Westerosi romantic comedies, Tormund's tall tales, Westerosi birth control, The Last of the Giants, more! Our new icon is by Bannerman Nicole, check out her work at inappropriatelyadorable.tumblr.com.
Aug 11, 2013 • 1h 49min
ASoS 7: Thoros of Myr and The Happy Fun Time Squadron of Everlasting Life
Arya II and Catelyn II are all Ivan and Red have time for in this brief, 107 minute episode, in which we also cover the flaming blood brothers, page number talk, Frank's Sex Talk podcast, westerosi immune systems, The Hot Pie & The Bull morning show, Jeyne Westerling, Jerry Lewis's Lady wife, and Edmure's war ability.
Aug 4, 2013 • 1h 34min
ASoS 6: Spear-Fishing for Compliments
Jaime II and Tyrion II is plenty of meat for Ivan and Red to gnaw on, after hearing Ravens from the Bannermen, Ivan avoids 13 in all areas, there's out of frame horse death, human bones assembled into horse skeletons, Patchface predictions, Marvel vs. Capcom, Archers and Archer, and overly frank sex talk.
Jul 28, 2013 • 1h 23min
ASoS 5: 40 Spiders Seems Like a Lot
Bran I and Davos II are enough to get Ivan and Red through 80 minutes of A Storm of Swordsish discussion. The gents cover ravens from the Bannermen, including improvements to boarsgoreandswords.com, wolves on a cliff, Nymeria lives?, the turn of the century, Illyrio's presence or lack thereof, magical gingers, and the deep meaning of Patches' Jingle.
