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On today's episode our Resident Palaeologist join us (Andrew). We cover Scottish accents, 6and7. straight to DVD, non-helicopter parenting/straight in the wild (literally). We cover lots of different movies; Goonies with Dinos. Jaws on Land, Shark in the Army, Eric and the Dinosaurs, Andy delivers a blow to John Williams asking if he could've done better 😂 Andy is all over the place with his scoring, and using Limitless as his baseline has produced some interesting results. Ultimately, he was thinking too much about replace Jeff Goldblum in all his movies, with Eric Cantona (we've all been there 😂). Join us for the most nineties Spielberg-y film at #96 Jurassic ParkIMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/Quote: "I'm always on the look out for a future ex-Mrs Malcolm"@longplayvideolongplay.video

It's been two years since we last did a festive episode, and we've literally watched nothing but Andy's top 100 movies since 2023. So naturally, we're solving this with a chaotic ranking system.We're in the bar with spiked hot chocolate, ranking Christmas films using our own custom Top Trumps categories. The rules: no film can win two categories, and somehow we have to agree on a winner for each one. (Spoiler: we won't.)Expect Andy to be disappointed. Expect Kev to forget half the films. Expect a lot of debating about soundtracks, rewatchability, and whether eggnog is actually a drink or a marketing mistake.One of these films might finally hit 100%. Probably not. But maybe

Can we really trust AI...I mean, if they cant get the death count right in Kingsman, where does that leave us? Well...with a new rule for the podcast 🥳 This week we cover off exploding heads, stuffed animals in toilets, Danish Royalty, bum-gate 🙈 and the "Eggsy Rule". We wonder if directors are in a world of their own, we try to work out if this is a comic book film, or if Mr Darcy really is that good. Join us at #97 for Kingsman.IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2802144/@longplayvideolongplay.video

You know a movie is good when everyone agrees you need to be under the influence of drugs to really enjoy it! This week at the bar we discuss what life is like on the 5th level of inception, the hierarchy of professional killers and what dressing up as a werewolf says about your credentials. Andy wants to know where the other 30 minutes of the film is and Kev admits he did watch another 30 minutes but it was just the same movie again. In a film title with 2 words, 50% of them don’t actually happen in the film as we watch number 98 on Kev’s list Haunted Halloween.IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091178/@longplayvideolongplay.video

The hosts kick things off at the bar, selecting themed drinks while joking about who has seen Kingpin. They hilariously confuse it with Bowfinger and discuss the uneven charm of Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson's performances. Next, they tackle the film’s jarring narrative issues and unresolved plot threads. A fun trivia segment highlights improvisations by Murray, while they humorously imagine what the characters would be up to today. Finally, they debate whether Kingpin deserves its spot on the top 100 list, all while teasing their next cult comedy-horror pick!

The hosts dive into the fascinating world of The Usual Suspects, comparing drink choices as they dissect the film's structure and twist. Debating plot inconsistencies and character roles, they reveal amusing insights about Keyser Söze's fate. They also explore the film's rewatchability and memorable lines, sparking discussions about cultural context and how it holds up today. Plus, there's a creative mash-up pitch and a playful poll for the best quotes. All while pondering what Keyser Söze might be doing now!

Season 2 kicks off with a fresh vibe from a remote island bar. Kev faces the challenge of recalling his top 100 favorite films, while Andy relishes his research role. They explore a variety of genres and tease unknown films, with laughs about the quirks of rankings and nostalgic picks. New categories and a unique dice roll system add to the fun, as they contemplate what beloved characters would be up to today. The duo wraps up with a thrilling discussion about classic films like The Usual Suspects and prepare for exciting screenings ahead.

The hosts revisit Andy's top 100 films, debating new entries and dramatic drops. Highlights include their thoughts on classics like 'In Bruges' and 'The Matrix'. They also explore emotional impacts from films like 'Tick, Tick... Boom!' and 'Spirited Away', ultimately ranking it as the top choice for its imagination and universal themes. As the season wraps, listeners are treated to voicemails from past guests, setting the stage for an exciting season two filled with fresh perspectives.

Well we all made it to episode 100, as Andy talks us through the much anticipated? Long awaited? Or maybe just long, YiYi. Natalie joins Andy and Kev at the shop for this one because that's the way the dice falls! Andy is rechristened 'No Spoilers Butt' by his wife and even still can't help but give away some clues on the film. Will everyone still be in the shop once the film is finished? Will more people have wandered in because it takes so long? Episode 100 finishes off Andy's top 100 films and it's quite a ride!https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244316/@longplayvideo

This week Poppy joins us in the shop, and re-orders the entireplace into a system only she understands. She unveils her secret system for correct bath temperatures, and gives us an uncanny Andy impression that's so accurate it's grim (in both senses of the word).Andy, meanwhile, continues to pander to the robots, at Kev’sexpense and then he concocts a brand new drink (I wonder if that could be served at the Long Play Video bar🍹). And we settle the debate on the best movie snacks for a Visceral 4D film experience like this. Join us this week for episode 99, with as many twists as Celebrity Traitors, Spirited Away!IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846340/@longplayvideolongplay.video