Bitch Bible

Jackie and Max do some hard-hitting journalism on Jacob Elordi’s beard, go over Jackie’s breakdown at the Cabazon outlets, and get into the holiday spirit by trading stories of their holiday enemies. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code and password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Max is back to discuss Jackie's mold infestation, why everyone needs a rich friend, and how Ariana Grande did the world a favor by licking that donut. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotics and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com  Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible  Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT for $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie declares that she can beat anyone in a fight, mourns the glory days of RHONY, and deep-dives toxic traits with bff Max Bronner. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off your next gift Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using the code BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recovers from a traumatic slash disease riddled weekend with best friend Max Bronner to discuss amateur design tips and tricks, toxic personality traits and a myriad of other stupid topics. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Good American: Use promo Code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.GoodAmerican.com/BitchBible  Qualia: Get up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off at www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE  Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.justthrivehealth.com/discount/Bitchbible  GDEFY Shoes: Use BIBLE for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Nutrafol: Enter the promo code BIBLEGIFT for ten dollars off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.   This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com just use the code JACKIE at checkout PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is ready to abandon her family, has a deeply bizarre foot massage and recaps housewives, the "Wicked" premiere, Boursin cheese recipes and toxic mom culture on Tik Tok. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Use Bible for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included  Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Sundays for Dogs: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkoutSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Just Thrive CEO Tina Anderson to discuss gut health, bathroom regularity, and the disrupting forces of fire season and Big Pharma. Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotic and Just Calm at www.justthrivehealth.com with promo code: BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has a dysport malfunction, continues Off Brand October with some holiday decor mishaps, recaps dorky celebrity halloween photoshoots, and starts a new religion with the Olsen Twins as spiritual leaders! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Honeylove: Save up to 50% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible this month only. Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code: BITCHBIBLE at www.justhrive.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie yearns for nostalgia by antiquing, making a case for the "Never Full" comeback, why low contrast makeup is next level dumb, and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Qualia Life: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use cod e BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is having a rough week and recaps a current stalker situation, takes down TMZ, and congratulates Britney Spears on her nuptials!  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Good American: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.goodamerican.com/bitchbible HomeChef: Get 18 free meals, free dessert for life, and free shipping at www.HomeChef.com/Bible Naked Wines: Head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for only $39.99 (shipping included) Sundays For Dogs: Use code BIBLE to get 40% off your first order of Sundays at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.