Bitch Bible

Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never ever ever go to an award show together... Like ever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's run in with Kylie Jenner... Complete with a bathroom confessional.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first date (props to the Cheesecake Factory and their small plates), and passionately purge before yet another failed Kardashian Kleanse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted lipstick and oversize hoops and why no glasses are cute enough to steal. Put on that embellished rose ceremony gown, measure your ankle radius and drink some alcohol from an SPF bottle because this pod GOES THERE.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie's defense over some unsettling hate mail and the two reminisce on their high school glory days.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find clarity, forgiveness and the directions to her Porte Cochére.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an unfortunate public restroom incident, and we bask in Kristen's genius that parallels Steve Jobs as she guides our listeners to uncover the shadiness in their lives.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria's Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of disgust for DJ whatever Kennedy, and Jackie makes a plea to ban the white button down Christmas card. Also an exclusive listen to "Bye Felicia" by Mike Shay.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.