Bitch Bible

Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Dying for Sex: All episodes streaming April 4th on HuluNutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.comLumē: New customers get 15% off all Lumē products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at https://www.ritual.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Hers: Start your initial free online visit today to get your personalized weight loss treatment options at https://www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about finding a home, all in one place at https://www.Homes.com Lumē: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at https://www.LumeDeodorant.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first monthHero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutHome Chef: For a limited time, get 18 Free Meals plus Free Dessert for life and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE and enter code BIBLE at checkout See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Fabric: Start investing in your child today at www.MeetFabric.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one placeHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop now at www.SKIMS.com/bible and SKIMS stores for the Fits Everybody collection, available in sizes XXS to 4XSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t.A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said". Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Honeylove: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% off by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to www.Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code BIBLE OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Viia: Try VIIA! www.viia.co/BIBLE and use code BibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!  Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co SKIMS: Shop now - the Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X at www.skims.com/bible  Acorns Early: Download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and get your first month free at www.acornsearly.com/jackie  Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com  Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible HERS: Start your initial free online visit today at www.ForHers.com/BIBLE Earth Breeze: Get 40% off with your auto-shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible Lumē: New customers get 15% off all Lumē products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.    Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Fabric: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Start investing in your child today at www.meetfabric.com/BIBLE  Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE  LittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very special Super Bowl episode - Jackie discusses Kendrick Lamar's flawless half time show, the strange pairing of testosterone and too much food, and of course Taylor Swift.  Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and get a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible.com  Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’ssubscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first monthat www.seed.com/JACKIE  Ritual: For a limited time, get 25% off your first monthat www.ritual.com/BIBLE  Earth Breeze: Right now, get 40% off with your auto shipmentat www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible  Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place at www.Homes.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses falling in, and then quickly out of, love with a piano, compliments and critiques the Grammy's fashion, performances, and bangs, and ponders the difference between donkey and doggy style at a dinner party. The C Word Survey: https://bit.ly/3Ew1tLe  Thanks for supporting my sponsors: OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod  Try VIIA! www.viia.co/BIBLE and use code Bible! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your fi st month Honeylove: Get an additional 20% OFF the @honeylove Holiday sale by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible! #honeylovepod  Earth Breeze: Get 40% off with your auto shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.