Bitch Bible

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHappy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts here. Go to www.nurx.com/BIBLE to get startedSquarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainZocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Find and book a top rated doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love: Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comProlon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Caden Lane: Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www.CadenLane.com/BIBLE Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comNaked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Viia Hemp Company: Use code BIBLE to receive 15% off plus a free sample at www.ViiaHemp.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.comSono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant! Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Honeylove: Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent to a juvenile detention center.       See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past!       See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion Week and discusses her latest mother of the year ventures! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.