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Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby.
Lay back, close your eyes
Lay back, close your eyes
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Sep 11, 2025 • 2h 21min
Medieval Myths That Turned Out to Be True | Boring History and More
Step back into the Middle Ages, a time of castles, crusades, and countless legends. Many of the stories we thought were pure myth — from strange medical cures to forgotten battles and mysterious relics — turned out to hold more truth than anyone expected.In this slow-paced, relaxing history journey, we’ll uncover the myths that historians once dismissed, only to later confirm through evidence, archaeology, and records. From knights and monks to merchants and travelers, these tales show how the line between legend and reality was never so clear in the medieval world.Perfect for winding down, background listening, or simply enjoying history without the rush.Boring History and more awaits.

Sep 10, 2025 • 3h 30min
Boring History For Sleep | Why it Sucked to Be a Medieval Blacksmith and more
Settle in for a 3-hour sleep story designed to quiet your thoughts and ease you into deep rest. Gentle, soft-spoken narration blends with the soothing crackle of a cozy fireplace as we journey back to the Middle Ages. In this episode, uncover why life as a medieval blacksmith was far from glamorous — from grueling labor to the hidden struggles behind the forge — along with other forgotten stories from history. Perfect for sleep meditation, evening relaxation, or simply drifting off peacefully, the calming tales and comforting fireplace sounds will lull you into a serene night’s sleep.

Sep 9, 2025 • 3h 9min
Boring History For Sleep | Your Life as a Geisha and more
Unwind tonight with a 3-hour sleep story created to calm your thoughts and guide you gently into rest. Soft-spoken narration flows alongside the soothing crackle of a warm fireplace as you step into your life as a geisha — a world of discipline, beauty, and hidden truths. Along the way, explore other forgotten corners of history, where untold struggles and quiet mysteries shaped the past. Perfect for sleep meditation, late-night relaxation, or simply drifting off peacefully, these calming tales and tranquil fire sounds will carry you into deep, restorative sleep.

Sep 8, 2025 • 3h 52min
What It Was REALLY Like to Be Born a Princess in the Middle Ages
Boring History For Sleep | What It Was REALLY Like to Be Born a Princess in the Middle AgesDrift into deep rest with this 3-hour sleep story designed to quiet your mind and ease you into serenity. Soft-spoken narration blends with the soothing crackle of a glowing fireplace, guiding you through tales of medieval courts, hidden struggles, and the untold lives of royal daughters. In this episode, discover what it was really like to be born a princess in the Middle Ages — from the weight of duty to the secrets behind palace walls. Gentle storytelling unfolds against the comforting backdrop of firelight, perfect for sleep meditation, evening relaxation, or simply letting go of the day. Let the peaceful sounds and calming stories carry you into a night of tranquil sleep.

Sep 7, 2025 • 2h 46min
Boring History For Sleep | Your Life as Miyamoto Musashi
Drift into deep rest with this 2-hour sleep story designed to quiet your mind and ease you into serenity. Soft-spoken narration blends with the soothing crackle of a glowing fireplace, guiding you through tales of war, untold truths of historical figures, and mysteries that shaped the past. In this episode, step into Your Life as Miyamoto Musashi — the legendary samurai — and experience history in a calm, dreamlike way. Gentle storytelling unfolds against the comforting backdrop of firelight, perfect for sleep meditation, evening relaxation, or simply letting go of the day. Let the peaceful sounds and calming stories carry you into a night of tranquil sleep.

Sep 6, 2025 • 3h 34min
Boring History For Sleep | Why You Wouldn't Last a Day in Ancient Greece and more
Drift into deep rest with this 2-hour sleep story designed to quiet your mind and ease you into serenity. Soft-spoken narration blends with the soothing crackle of a glowing fireplace, guiding you through tales of war, untold truths of historical figures, and mysteries that shaped the past. Gentle storytelling unfolds against the comforting backdrop of firelight, perfect for sleep meditation, evening relaxation, or simply letting go of the day. With a black screen for undisturbed rest, the peaceful sounds and calming stories will carry you into a night of tranquil sleep.

Sep 5, 2025 • 3h 48min
Boring History For Sleep | How Women's ANXIETY Was Treated In History and more
Drift into deep rest with this 3-hour sleep story designed to quiet your mind and ease you into serenity. Soft-spoken narration blends with the soothing crackle of a glowing fireplace, guiding you through tales of war, untold truths of historical figures, and mysteries that shaped the past. Gentle storytelling unfolds against the comforting backdrop of firelight, perfect for sleep meditation, evening relaxation, or simply letting go of the day. With a black screen for undisturbed rest, the peaceful sounds and calming stories will carry you into a night of tranquil sleep.

Sep 4, 2025 • 3h 6min
Scandalous Affairs of Tudor Queens and Their Lovers | Boring History For Sleep
Scandalous Affairs of Tudor Queens and Their Lovers | Boring History For SleepStep quietly into the secret chambers of Tudor England, where queens carried more than just crowns on their heads—they carried dangerous secrets in their hearts. Behind the glittering gowns and royal banquets lay whispers of forbidden passion, betrayal, and intrigue.In this slow-paced, atmospheric journey, we drift through the candlelit corridors of Hampton Court and Whitehall, uncovering the scandalous affairs of Tudor queens and their lovers. From quiet glances across the court to dangerous liaisons that risked a crown, these are not just love stories—they are tales of survival, power, and the fine line between desire and destruction.Perfect for history lovers, Tudor enthusiasts, or anyone looking to fall asleep to a calm but scandal-filled retelling of the past.✨ Subscribe for more Boring History For Sleep episodes where the drama is real, but the pacing is gentle.

Sep 3, 2025 • 3h 18min
The Forgotten Life of Royal Mistresses in Tudor England | Boring History For Sleep
Step into the shadows of Tudor England—where velvet gowns concealed ruthless ambition, where whispers outweighed crowns, and where the most perilous role a woman could play… was mistress to the king.In this slow-burning journey through candlelit halls and scandal-laced courts, we uncover the untold stories of women who shaped history from the margins of power. From the overlooked Bessie Blount to the infamous Anne Boleyn, from Mary Boleyn’s quiet endurance to the subtle language of silent influence—this is no ordinary history lesson.

Sep 2, 2025 • 4h 6min
Ancient Egyptians Got HIGHER Than You’d EVER Believe and more
Unwind this evening with a history sleep story created to quiet your mind and guide you gently toward deep rest. Across two calming hours, the soft crackle of a warm fireplace blends with gentle storytelling — drifting through battles long past, forgotten mysteries, and the private moments of history’s most famous figures.Beneath the glow of imagined firelight, hidden truths are uncovered, questions linger, and the past unfolds at a pace meant for peace. Perfect for sleep meditation, relaxation, or simply letting go at the end of the day, the black screen ensures an undisturbed night. Allow the steady fireplace sounds and slow narration to carry you into calm, restorative sleep.


