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Welcome to Boring History to Sleep — the only show where falling asleep in the middle is not only allowed… it’s encouraged. Each episode takes you on a slow, uneventful stroll through the most yawn-worthy corners of the past: treaties nobody remembers, kings who ruled for three weeks, and revolutions that never really got started. Delivered in the softest, most sleep-inducing voice we could find, this show is like warm milk with a side of ancient trivia. Perfect for insomniacs, history nerds, and anyone who thinks a Roman tax policy discussion sounds like a lullaby.
Lay back, close your eyes
Lay back, close your eyes
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Oct 1, 2025 • 3h 46min
Life in Medieval Scotland Was No Fairytale | Boring History for Sleep
Travel back to the rugged lands of Medieval Scotland, where life was far from easy. In this gentle, slow retelling, you’ll hear what daily life was really like for ordinary people — from farming on harsh soil and surviving cold winters, to the struggles of clan rivalries, war, and poverty.We’ll explore the castles and villages, the role of faith, and the traditions that shaped a world both beautiful and brutal. Told in a steady, soothing voice, this episode is designed to help you unwind, relax, and drift off to sleep, while quietly learning about the realities of Scotland’s medieval past.Perfect for history lovers, curious minds, or anyone who enjoys calm storytelling before bed.

Sep 30, 2025 • 3h 58min
The Entire Story of the Titans | Greek Mythology | Boring History for Sleep
Lay back and drift into the quiet world of Greek mythology, where the Titans ruled before the Olympian gods. In this slow, calm retelling, you’ll hear the full story of the ancient Titans — children of the sky god Uranus and the earth goddess Gaia.Follow their rise to power, their struggles against their father, and the great Titanomachy — the war between the old gods and the new. You’ll meet Cronus, Rhea, Oceanus, Hyperion, and the many other figures who shaped the earliest myths of the cosmos.Told softly and steadily, this episode is crafted to help you relax, unwind, and even fall asleep, while still learning the mythic tales that shaped ancient Greek thought.

Sep 29, 2025 • 3h 56min
The Six Wives of Henry VIII | Boring History for Sleep
Settle in for a calm and steady retelling of one of the most famous royal stories in English history — the lives of the six wives of King Henry VIII.From Catherine of Aragon to Catherine Parr, each queen’s story is told gently and slowly: their marriages, triumphs, struggles, and the turbulent times that changed England forever. You’ll hear about annulments, betrayals, politics, and personal tragedies — but always in a soothing, relaxed style designed to help you rest.This is not a dramatic history lesson, but a soft-spoken journey through Tudor England, perfect for unwinding at the end of the day.📌 Chapters: Catherine of AragonAnne BoleynJane SeymourAnne of ClevesCatherine HowardCatherine ParrThe Legacy of Henry VIII and His Queens

Sep 28, 2025 • 4h
The Entire Story of Ancient Mesopotamia | Boring History for Sleep
Close your eyes and drift back to the cradle of civilization. In this slow, calm retelling, you’ll hear the complete story of Ancient Mesopotamia — from the first farming villages along the Tigris and Euphrates rivers to the rise and fall of powerful empires like Sumer, Akkad, Babylon, and Assyria.Discover how the earliest cities were built, how cuneiform writing began, and how Hammurabi’s code laid the foundation for law. Along the way, you’ll hear about myths, kings, wars, and daily life in a land that shaped the world as we know it.Told in a soothing, steady voice, this episode is designed to help you relax, unwind, and fall asleep while still learning about one of history’s most fascinating eras.Perfect for history lovers, curious minds, and anyone who enjoys calm storytelling before sleep.

Sep 27, 2025 • 3h 43min
Ancient Persia’s Weirdest Daily Habits | Boring History for Sleep
Ancient Persia was one of the greatest empires in history — rich, powerful, and filled with customs that might seem shocking to us today but were perfectly normal to them. From unusual laws and strict rituals to surprising habits of daily life, Persia’s world was at once strange and fascinating.Told slowly and gently, this story is not about excitement or drama, but about the quiet rhythms of a world that feels both distant and oddly familiar. Perfect for late-night listening, when the past becomes a soft background for rest.

Sep 26, 2025 • 3h 33min
How Did Native Americans Survive Tornadoes | Boring History To Sleep
Before storm sirens, radar maps, and reinforced shelters, Native American communities faced the raw force of tornadoes with nothing but the land, their traditions, and each other. How did they endure? What wisdom carried them through the violent winds of the Great Plains?In this calming Boring History to Sleep episode, we explore how Native Americans survived tornadoes long before modern forecasting. From oral traditions and spiritual beliefs, to practical strategies like sheltering in caves, ravines, and earth lodges — their resilience was built on deep respect for nature’s power.🌪️ This is not a story of spectacle, but of quiet endurance. Let the steady narration drift you through history, culture, and the forgotten ways people lived with the storms.✨ Subscribe for more history told slowly, softly, and with just enough detail to help you fall asleep.

Sep 25, 2025 • 3h 46min
Cover-Ups That Completely Rewrite History | Boring History for Sleep
History is not just what happened — it’s what someone wanted us to remember. From erased pharaohs to vanished cities, from libraries that quietly disappeared to sacred scrolls hidden for centuries, the past is full of deliberate cover-ups. Entire civilizations, dangerous ideas, and inconvenient truths were scrubbed from the record… but traces still remain.In this calm, sleep-ready history, we drift through:The strange erasure of Pharaoh Hatshepsut and her hidden legacyThe mystery of the Library of Alexandria and its missing knowledgeThe forgotten Egyptian capital of Tanis, abandoned and silencedThe Dead Sea Scrolls and the decades of secrecy around their releaseTold slowly and softly, this story explores not the myths we were given, but the gaps — the silences — and what they reveal about power, memory, and control. Perfect for late-night listening, when you want to let history unfold quietly in the background.🔔 Subscribe for more calm journeys into the forgotten corners of history.

Sep 24, 2025 • 3h 38min
From Clerk to Billionaire: The Strange Life of John Rockefeller | Boring History for Sleep
John D. Rockefeller is remembered as the richest man in American history — a figure of both admiration and suspicion. But what was his actual daily life like? Beyond the headlines of Standard Oil and ruthless business tactics, there was a man with quiet habits, strict routines, and an unusual vision of wealth and morality.In this calm, sleep-ready history, we drift through:His modest childhood and rise from bookkeeper to oil tycoonThe disciplined daily schedule that shaped his empireHis reputation for both ruthless deals and surprising generosityThe hidden quirks, habits, and beliefs that defined himHow Rockefeller lived after retiring as the world’s first billionaireTold slowly and gently, this story is not about drama or scandal, but about the quiet reality behind one of history’s most powerful men. Perfect for late-night listening, when history becomes a steady rhythm to fall asleep to.🔔 Subscribe for more calm, forgotten stories of the powerful and the ordinary.

Sep 23, 2025 • 3h 40min
Pirate Ships Were No Paradise: The Dark Truth | Boring History for Sleep
Pirate stories often sound like adventure — treasure maps, freedom, and life on the open sea. But the real life aboard a pirate ship was far from paradise. It was harsh, dirty, and often short-lived.In this calm, long-form history, we drift gently through:The cramped, disease-ridden conditions on boardThe strict pirate codes and surprising shipboard democracyThe food, drink, and punishments that shaped daily lifeThe myths versus the reality of treasure and plunderHow most pirate lives ended — not in glory, but on the gallowsTold slowly and softly, this story strips away the legend and reveals the quiet, uncomfortable truth of piracy’s so-called golden age. Perfect for late-night listening, when you want history that soothes instead of excites.🔔 Subscribe for more calm journeys into the forgotten corners of history.

Sep 22, 2025 • 3h 55min
Concubine. Empress. Emperor. The Life of Wu Zetian | Boring History for Sleep
In the long history of China, only one woman ever ruled as emperor — Wu Zetian. She began as a low-ranking concubine, disappeared into the shadows of the palace, and then returned to rise higher than anyone imagined. Her story is filled with mystery, ambition, fear, and quiet power.In this calm, sleep-ready history, we drift through:Wu Zetian’s beginnings in the Tang Dynasty courtHer climb from concubine to empress consortThe hidden politics, betrayals, and whispered scandalsHow she reshaped the empire while surrounded by rivalsThe slow decline of her rule and the legacy she left behindTold slowly and gently, this story isn’t about action or spectacle — but about the steady, strange path of a woman who changed history by refusing to stay silent. Perfect for late-night listening, letting the past unfold like a quiet dream.🔔 Subscribe for more calm histories of queens, emperors, and forgotten worlds.


