

Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Chris & Rosie Ramsey
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
Episodes
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Nov 28, 2025 • 58min
Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn
There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more!
Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist!
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Nov 26, 2025 • 48min
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally
Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an episode!
They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories!
Joanne is currently on tour with her show Pinotphile and you can get tickets here: joannemcnally.com
Joanne's podcast 'My Therapist Ghosted Me' which she hosts with Vogue Williams is available wherever you get your podcasts!
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Nov 21, 2025 • 1h 2min
WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!
There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed!
Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light!
All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing service, some icky future planning and second hand mouthwash.
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Nov 19, 2025 • 52min
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs
who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into
everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS!
If you would like your story to be read out by a special
guest, email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
Olly’s new Album ‘Knees Up’ is out on November 21st
You can catch Olly Murs and Mark Wright each Saturday
morning on their Heart Radio Breakfast show.
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Nov 14, 2025 • 1h
A hangover breakdown
Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and some heating beef.
The pair discuss the future of Robots, Aesop’s Fables and an AI theory.
There are some filthy QTFP’s that involve a Sausage Dog, a hairdryer and some old school developed photos!
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Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Nov 12, 2025 • 39min
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley
This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks about her Podcast 'Single Ladies in Your Area' and her up coming tour 'Floozy'.
The trio also discuss dating in your 30's, tinder bios and of course there is a brilliant listener email!
If you would like your email read out by a guest get in touch shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
Get tickets to Harriet's tour at harrietkemsley.com
Find 'Single Ladies in Your Area' wherever you get your podcasts!
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Nov 7, 2025 • 1h 4min
This is why I'll leave you
On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin and quite a reveal about his oversized Goldfish. Rosie explains how a bottle of Gaviscon featured on a night out and we also find out why she isn't keen on trick or treating!
As well as all of this there are beefs and some brilliant (and windy) QFTP's!
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Nov 5, 2025 • 37min
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold
This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the joys of touring and how Sarah and Aston met!
And of course, Chris and Rosie ask Aston about the legendary JLS condoms! All of this plus a brilliant PKMA...
Find details to the JLS tour at jlsofficial.com
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Oct 31, 2025 • 1h 4min
A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board
It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against all the festivities that come with Halloween!
As well a Pumpkin Picking rant the pair discuss Kate's favourite horror film, the ongoing crisp habit and there is a hunt on for a bar of Dairy Milk!
All of this plus beefs and some brilliant QFTP's!
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Oct 29, 2025 • 40min
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis!
They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing about lock down zoom nights, Edinburgh Festival and why Phil decided to do a kids show.
Expect chaos, laughter, and more oversharing than anyone asked for.
As always, there’s Please Keep Me Anonymous story that Phil shares with Chris and Rosie plus some silver service and seafood chat!
You can catch Phil on tour with his new show Bath Mat find tickets at philelliscomedy.com
You can also watch Phil on Taskmaster every Thursday at 9pm on Channel 4 or catch up on the series at channel4.com
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