This week on the show, Joan figures out how the make her musical more woke, Burnt reveals his never cooked a thing, and concerning smells in the neighborhood. Plus, Jack (Shaun Diston) visits the studio to talk about bottle throwing, traffic-light reprogramming and his other chaos hobbies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Burnt and Joan go in deep on processed wool allergies, baby flamingos, and what really happened at the Dignity Falls Apartments? Plus, Christine (Jean Villepique) stops in to discuss dog shampoo and unrequited love. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Burnt and Joan are back this week with Doug in the mudroom, Escrow the dog and posts about crows and lemons and limes Plus, John (Ryan Gaul) joins us in the studio to break down the difference between good trash vs bad trash and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Dignity Falls #1 podcast, Burnt and Joan discuss Joan's daughter Jalliope and her tiny food, guinea pigs in need of a home, "The Incident" and Marian (Jordan Black) joins the show to break down the bad luck with his broken mirrored "sofa and end tables". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sheldon (Carl Tart), a self proclaimed "Scrabble boi", joins Burnt and Joan on this week's "neighborsode" to talk about loving words, his grandmother Sheldra and the heroin business. Plus, asking for help with a murphy bed and Burnt dreams he's drowning in a pool of his own blood!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maria Blasucci, a suspicious 'carrot red-haired' woman, is caught snooping on potted plants. The hosts discuss a lost green parrot, a mystery whistler, a desire to hire a toddler tutor, and reflections on a creepy encounter with someone staring at a nest cam. They also talk about their discomfort with narrow alleys, unconventional bowling methods, and stealing oranges to throw at a bird. The hosts reflect on the trend of selling instead of throwing away and share personal experiences of being hit by a vehicle while bike riding in Chicago.

Everyone's favorite neighborhood hosts, Burnt (Paul F. Tompkins) and Joan (Nicole Parker) are coming to Earwolf on Tuesday, June 23rd! Tune in as they explore their hometown of Dignity Falls via posts from a certain neighborhood social networking app and interview the town's most intriguing / insane residents!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Burnt Millipede (Paul F. Tompkins) and Joan Pedestrian (Nicole Parker) as they explore their hometown of Dignity Falls via posts from a certain neighborhood social networking app and interview the town's most intriguing residents! Listen in on Stitcher Premium starting Tuesday, September 17th! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.