FilmDrunk Frotcast

We open this week’s show discussing Matt Lieb’s romantic Valentine’s Day on Snuggly Rock, which leads in to other Valentine’s Day stories, and whether we feel pressure to have sex when we can hear lots of sex happening around us. I read the infamous Jack White Guacamole Letter of 2015 and we discuss whether Jack White realizes how insane he sounds. Bret hadn’t heard us talk about Jupiter “Bees Recognize Royalty” Ascending yet, and we discuss whether Mila Kunis being able to control bees counts as a Beeus Ex Machina, or if it’s more of a Chekhov’s Bees kind of situation. We get into SNL 40, with the big question being, should they have invited Sarah Palin on and thus be complicit in making her look like a good sport? Then we bring on Brian Abrams to discuss his new book, ‘Party Like A President: True Tales of Inebriation, Lechery, and Mischief From the Oval Office,’ and to talk about ‘Wetlands,’ the infamous German vagina movie that’s now on Netflix. The big question about Wetlands seems to be: does punk rock need a political agenda, or can it just be taking a dump onstage purely for the pleasure of taking a dump? Enjoy, Frot On, Tell a Friend.EMAIL: frotcast @gmail.comVOICE MAIL: 415 275 0030

Comedians Matt Lieb and Torio Van Grol are in the Frotquarters this week, with Film.com’s Laremy Legel joining via Skype. We open discussing Matt Lieb’s recent audition for Adam Devine’s House Party, and lead into arguments about Kurt Cobain and our pitches for Spider-Man now that Marvel is rebooting the franchise. We get into that crazy NY Times article about the internet shame machine and the girl who lost her job and had to move to Africa over a bad AIDS joke. Laremy comes on to talk about his viewings of Kingsman: The Secret Service, and of course, Fifty Shades of Grey, leading to Matt Lieb’s truly priceless Christian Grey impression. Enjoy. 

Back from hiatus, we’ve got Matt Lieb and Brendan in the Frotquarters with Ben joining via Skype. We talk about Matt Lieb’s newly-acquired quicksand porn (thanks, listeners!), read an alleged treatment for Kevin Spacey’s body-swap-with-a-cat comedy sent in by a listener, and talk about my trips to the AVN Awards and to Sundance. Then we bloop in Gavin Booth, director of Scarehouse, to talk about the challenges of shooting a horror movie and being Canadian, and also the dumb things people ask at Q & As. Also, I convince everyone to see Jupiter Ascending because it’s one of the most ridiculous movies ever. Enjoy!

American Sniper was the big topic this week, so we all saw it, and invited on my former co-worker and roommate, SB Nation’s Matt Ufford, Marine veteran, and host of the new podcast The Inactives. Is the movie any good? Is Chris Kyle a hero? A murderer? Does the film paint fake babies in a false light? Is it a proper representation of military tactics? We answer all these and more, probably the longest we’ve ever talked about a single movie. Besides that, Bret talks about celebrating his birthday in a sensory deprivation tank, Matt Lieb eats the supermarket sushi he bought with food stamps, and we read your emails about a guy with two buttholes. Enjoy, and for the love of God, tell a friend. Download it multiple times yourself, spread the word. Frot-nation is sweeping the nation, and you can get in early.

We open this week discussing Matt Lieb’s new haircut, which makes him a dead ringer for Lena Dunham’s boyfriend, Fun guitarist Jack Antonoff. This naturally leads to ‘Girls’ infamous butt-eating (analingus) scene, which seems to have been written just for Matt. Who famously eats so much butt he has a bib with a picture of a butt on it. Just keeping things high brow like always. After that, the Space Dockett includes: the politicization of Facebook, ‘Frank,’ and Film.com’s Laremy Legel joins us to talk about Michael Mann’s ‘Blackhat,’ aka Thordfish (thanks to commenter Erswi for that one). And did I mention Ben is back in the studio??? Enjoy, and Frot on.

We’ve got three comedians in the Frotquarters this week to discuss a movie about a comedian, Obvious Child, along with Bret, who hates comedy, story, humans, and existence itself. Asked by his wife what he wants for Christmas, Bret answers “I don’t want to be,” and so she bought him a gift certificate to a sensory deprivation tank. Other topics include Collective Soul Bird, ‘Girls’ Vs. ‘Entourage,’ the Josh Gad Gad Movie Game, Kid Rock saying rap rock is gay, and lots of weird sex stuff. Guests: Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Jane Harrison, and Bret. We ate pizza. Won’t you be our friend? http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/

It’s the FilmDrunk Frotcast Best of 2014, edited by Most Valuable Listener Token. Intro Ep 2220:01:08 Ep 219 Introduction of Gary from Freemont0:06:38 Ep 223 Andrew Roberts solves/worsens America’s Racial issues0:09:13 Ep 221 Alison gets a dating profile message0:21:12 Ep 210 Bret’s Town house Ghost/Ufford makes a salad0:30:24 Ep 224 Gone Girl/Ben’s Girlfriend/LAX bro Voicemail0:42:37 Ep 209 China’s dick sucking robot0:50:21 Ep 218 Joe Sinclitico pitches “The Forest”0:54:56 Ep 222 Kentucky Kindergarten names0:59:52 Ep 226 Purssey, Merney, Kerffee1:01:54 Ep 226 The Linkin Park movie/Marlins Will Soar1:08:44 Ep 221 Rating Alison’s Dick Picks1:14:46 Ep 216 Vladimir Putin steals Bob Kraft’s Super Bowl ring1:21:55 Ep 213 Matt Lieb Loves Red Dragon1:25:31 Ep 230 Jane Starling vs Bret Lectre1:39:58 Ep 227 Lieb’s interview with Joe Hanh1:52:26 Ep 218 Joe Sinclitico responds to China’s dick sucking robot tech2:00:24 Ep 224 Jumper outroBonus clip Ep 217 The Internet wasn’t worth it Guests Featured:Matt UffordLaremy LegelJane HarrisonAlison StevensonAndrew RobertsPatrick SchumacherJustin HalpernO.J. PattersonJoe SincliticoWilliam HeadHeather Dockray Episode Clips used:184,198(2),202,209 (2),210(5),211,213 (3),216,217,218 (4),219 (2),221 (2),222 (3),223,224 (6),226 (5),227,230(3)

This week on the Frotcast, Vince, Matt Lieb, and Brendan welcome artist Lucy Owen via Skype. Owen’s series of Juggalo portraits, Where The Juggalo Roam, is currently on display in Detroit. We swap her stories about this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos with ours about last year’s and compare our, American male reactions to the Gathering and Juggalo culture with her British female ones. We also talk about Matt’s latest commercial gig. And of course, we couldn’t not mention the Sony hack, The Interview’s canceled release clusterf-ck, and all about North Korea and doxxing. Enjoy.

SF comedians Jane Harrison and Matt Lieb are in the Frotquarters this week to talk about Australian indie horror The Babadook. But before we get to that, we go through the leaked power points from Sony that show that movie marketing is apparently done by aliens. Seriously though, that company’s brainstorming sessions must be pretty f’d up. That of course leads us to Jonah Hill’s awesome email and North Korea’s insane propaganda. Of course, Sony’s marketing plans lead us to wonder, is North Korea the bad guy in this situation or are we?

Have you noticed that the movie industry is trying to sell our childhoods back to us? Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Dumb and Dumber, Kickboxer, Encino Man, The Crow… the list goes on and on. Are these movies for people who lived through the 90s or those who didn’t? That’s the topic on our minds this week, as well as ‘Sheik,’ the documentary about the Iron Sheik, Bret saw Interstellar, Vince saw Exodus, Bret saw The Babadook, and more. Bret, Brendan, Matt Lieb and Vince in the Frotquarters this week, with Ben joining via Skype. Enjoy.