FilmDrunk Frotcast

This week on the Frotcast, Matt Lieb is back live in studio with Vince, joined by Red Scott from Boars, Gore, and Swords and comedian Allison Mick. Our topics include our predictions for the inevitable bad takes about the YouTube shooting, Matt finally telling the full story of the time he had sex with a Big Mouth Billy Bass when he was a horny teen, discussing Sean Penn’s horrific new novel, Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, breaking down the first few episodes of Wild, Wild Country on Netflix (during which Allison reveals that she also grew up in a cult), and we finish things off with a spirited session of the Royalty Freestyle, in which Matt Lieb attempts to improvise lyrics to royalty free music tracks (parental advisory, explicit lyrics warning). Donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast, frot strong, good night and eat the peach.   00:00 – Getting to know our new guest, Red Scott from Boars, Gore, and Swords 4:40 – Playing “Inevitable Bad Take Bingo” with the latest *female* mass shooter at YouTube 17:50 – Matt Lieb discussing why he relates to the movie character Jason. 22:38 – Red Scott defends Ready Player One (the book) and why you could give it a pass pre-Gamer Gate 24:43 – Allison Mick yells at me for not liking A Wrinkle In Time 27:00 – I (Vince) attempt to explain the plot of Midnight Sun 34:00 – Matt finally tells the whole story about having sex with a Big Mouth Billy Bass and it turns out to be even creepier than we ever imagined. 41:00 – Discussing Sean Penn’s Amazingly Alliterative New Novel, ‘Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff’ 1:19:00 – Royalty Freestyle

This week on the Frotcast, Francesca Fiorentini from AJ+/Newsbroke joins, along with comedian Kollin Holtz, sitting in with Vince, Brendan, and Matt Lieb. The plan was to talk Last of the Mohicans, but we had a healthy dose of current events ridiculousness to get through first, like the Powder Mountain, the only private ski mountain catering exclusively to assholes. We also talk the Seth Rich conspiracy theorist almost getting murdered by his own employee while checking a dead drop with his dachsund. There’s also a Neo Nazi love triangle story foiled by being too fat for a box, and the ballad of Timmy Thick. Enjoy and Frot on, donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast.   3:00 – Brendan gets into a heated argument with a child 8:00 – Learning all about Powder Mountain, the private ski resort for “the millennial elite” 21:30 – Francesca describes finding out Matt had pleasured himself in her bed while she was gone via the Frotcast 37:33 – The incredible story of two right-wing conspiracy dudes nearly murdering each other. 1:07:16 – The incredible Neo-Nazi love triangle that eventually fell apart like a box under a fat guy’s feet. 1:18:00 – Trying to unravel the mystery of Timmy Thick. 1:24:00 – Talking Last Of The Mohicans

So, I know we didn’t do a new show last week, and this week we’re doing a Ben tribute episode that’s going to be Patreon only. We’re getting the whole band back together for that one. Including Bret! So we’re going to do that one Patreon only and donate the proceeds to charity. In the meantime, I thought I’d share this interview I did with Phil Rosenthal. Phil created Everybody Loves Raymond and he has a new food show out on Netflix, Somebody Feed Phil. I do a lot of these phone interviews and they don’t always make great audio, but I wanted to share this one because Phil is just such a great interview. I can tell he’s good because when I get the transcripts back I barely have to edit anything. He just naturally speaks in complete sentences. He’s great. Enjoy!

This week on the Frotcast, Matt Lieb was live in studio with Vince and Brendan for another #content-filled episode. This week, we talked about Alex Jones yelling at a teen, Jason Whitlock’s Twitter conspiracy, did some Tales from NPR and the Royalty Freestyle, and of course, previewed this year’s Oscars. Enjoy and frot on, donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast. 1:30 – Alex Jones challenges a teenager to debate.16:50 – Tales From NPR47:00 – Royalty Freestyle59:00 – Handicapping the Oscars

Almost every living member of the original Frotcast family is back for this double episode extravaganza, starring Laremy Legel, Matt Lieb, Joey Avery, Brendan, and Vince Mancini. This week, we’re talking everything from Armond White believing in crisis actors and his Black Panther review, to Game Night, a comedy that actually features crisis actors. We talk a little black Panther, discuss Steven Seagal becoming the new ambassador of an off-brand bitcoin, get the full story on Brendan Fraser’s disappearance, talk Marco Rubio’s own goal and getting roasted by teens, plus Ted Cruz’s crappy Simpson’s analogy and horrible face. We finish things off with a full four-song medley of everyone’s favorite segment, The Royalty Freestyle, in which a flustered Matt Lieb tries to improvise lyrics to royalty free songs off top. We hope you missed us, enjoy the #Content. Donate at Patreon dot com slash frotcast.

This week on the Frotcast, old favorite Joe Sinclitico joined Vince and Matt, plus new guest Jesse Hett was in studio to talk about the Tupac biopic, All Eyez On Me. We also discuss Will Smith, the new passive-aggressive profile of Louise Linton (aka Mrs. Steve Mnuchin) in the new Elle, and try to catch up with Eric Roberts’ 200 screen credits in the last year. Enjoy and Frot on! Donate at patreon dot com slash frotcast. 1:09 – Matt getting chewed out for his noises. 4:00 – We find out Joe is some kind of Komodo dragon. 6:00 – Getting to know Jesse Hett 15:00 – Will Smith is weird. 18:53 – Jesse has a bone to pick with Justin Timberlake. 27:30 – All Eyez on Me 1:03:00 – That new Louise Linton profile attempting to make Ms. Steve Mnuchin seem normal 1:20:00 – Catching up with Eric Roberts

This week on the Frotcast, Dave Lozo from Vice Sports et. al. joins Matt, Vince, and Brendan, to talk about all the dirt dished by Quincy Jones in his latest interview. Namely, what inanimate objects did Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor have sex with while high on drugs in the 70s? Other topics include: The Cloverfield Paradox, Libertarian debate clips, Charlie Sheen and Lenny Dykstra, The Two Bills, Three Billboards, and asinine sports press conferences vs. asinine movie press conferences and more. Donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast, thank you and Frot on. Intro – What is the best television show intro? Also, is Alan Thicke dead 3:00 – Libertarian debate clips 4:45 – First discussion of the incredible Quincy Jones interview 9:00 – What other inanimate objects did Marlon Brando have sex with in the 1970s. 13:00 – The strange saga of Charlie Sheen and Lenny Dykstra. 15:38 – Brendan arrives. 18:44 – The debut of Matt’s tostada. 21:11 – The Eagles fan who ate horse poop 27:24 – Jason Kelce’s victory speech. 39:00 – Asinine sports press conferences vs. Asinine movie press conferences

The big news this week is that our Frotcast co-host Matt Lieb finally got put on a list of objectionable Jews, by Wisconsin congressional candidate Paul Nehlen. Also, thanks to a video he made about the simultaneous rise of Anti-Semitism and Israel-filia in the alt-right, got called out by an atheist Canadian kangaroo on YouTube. Leading to the definining question of 2018, “why is the atheist Canadian kangaroo mad at me?” SB Nation’s Matt Ufford joins this week for that, plus we discuss a few Oscar movies we’ve finally caught up with, and preview the Super Bowl this week. Will it suck a lot, or only a little? Do the bad guys always win? We also read your emails and answer your relationship questions. Donate at Patreon dot com thank you and Frot on. 

This week on the Frotcast, comedians Matt Lieb and Joey Avery join Vince in the studio as we bring on Matt Christman (Cushbomb) from Chapo. We discuss Boss Baby, including Christman’s theory of the Boss Baby Universe, and then we do selected readings from Steven Seagal’s book, The Way Of The Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America (with foreward by Joe Arpaio). What exactly does the “deep state” want, according to Steven Seagal? Come for his code name for George Soros, stay for his evocative descriptions of Mexican thugs. Finally we finish things off with everyone’s favorite, a new story about 56-year-old milennial comedian Dan Nainan. Enjoy and frot on, donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast!  00:00 – Getting to know Matt Christman. What was it like growing up next to Steven Avery from Making a Murderer? 7:30 – Boss Baby21:50 – We get Matthew Broderick confused with Marlon Brando’s son, on account of they’ve both killed people. We spiral into a rabbit hole of Brando-related tragedies. 23:50 – A tangent into Tobey Maguire’s past as a poker sociopath. 26:25 – A tangent into Jim Carrey in Jim & Andyplus a subtangent about Rick Solomon. 35:00 – Matt Lieb has a problem with Screech36:55 – Matt Lieb wants to know about circle jerks41:10 – Selected readings from Steven Seagal’s ‘The Way of the Shadow Wolves: The Deep State and the Hijacking of America.” 41:10 – onwards: more talking. 

We ring in the first Frot of 2018 with Allison Mick, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, and Brendan, discussing the Golden Globes and Alex Jones’s take on the “Oprah for president” meme. We talk the “raw water” movement and discover that fluoridated water is the new blood libel. We discuss some of the week’s best sex scandal callouts, starting with James Franco. Would the feminists deny us “Dicknose In Paris?” We go deep on Hotep conspiracies, and finish things off with Allison Mick’s Unified Theory of Jay-Z. Enjoy, Frot on, smash that like button fam and give us hella reviews. Donate at Patreon dot com slash Frotcast, goodnight and eat the beans thoughts and prayers keep it super real.