First Date with Lauren Compton

SPONSORS:- Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today.- Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE.On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something.First Date Ep. 88https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions00:07:21 - Comedy Material00:11:27 - Quick Detour00:16:35 - Her Type00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists00:39:07 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date, host Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Dylan Carlino for a hilarious deep dive into gay vs. straight dating—where, in the gay world, being hot is the real deal-breaker. Dylan shares his journey from "fat guy" to "newly hot," while they dish on Lauren’s Playboy past and her boyfriend’s mind-blowing celebrity exes. They also swap wild hookup stories, explore the realities of catfishing in the gay community, and debate whether Lauren will, in fact, be a hot mom.First Date Ep. 87https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Horny and Long Intro 00:01:35 - If He's Hot Though.... 00:03:01 - Newly Hot00:13:29 - Gays Would Like You00:16:44 - Do You Go on Dates?00:19:52 - Hot Moms00:21:24 - Playboy Experience00:23:31 - Coming Out00:27:16 - Fat Past00:30:00 - Keep The Saunas Separate00:32:16 - Gay Fun Facts00:34:33 - Hate for Playboy00:37:19 - Gays Having Sex With Girls00:38:51 - Wildest Place for Sex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:- Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today!- Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today.- Go to https://zocdoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren welcomes comic Sara Weinshenk. Lauren and Sara get into their vices, hobbies, and distaste of NFTs. Some truths come out about their real feelings about Italian and British men. Sara has a hot model boyfriend with kids, which somehow evolves into conversation about eating placenta and nipple squeezes.First Date Ep. 86https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:43 - Italian Men & British Dentists00:07:30 - Vices00:15:02 - Hobbies00:19:42 - Family Introductions00:22:49 - Kids are Tiring00:26:18 - NFTs00:28:55 - Model Man00:31:22 - Pregnancy Kinda Sucks00:38:32 - Breast Milk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS:- Go to https://shopify.com/date to start selling with Shopify today.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, NFL legend Adam "Pacman" Jones gets real about Atlanta strip clubs (and their surprisingly great food), how he met his wife at one, and the moments that shaped him as a person and athlete. They discuss his hidden talents in art and music, his superstar athlete kids, what it takes to be a great parent, and even debate whether we’ve really been to the moon. Don’t miss this fun, unfiltered conversation!First Date Ep. 85https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:13 - Strip Club Date00:07:00 - Meeting His Wife 00:11:05 - Smelling The Locker Room00:14:12 - Defining Moments00:17:55 - The Best Arrest00:23:05 - Did We Go To The Moon?00:30:19 - Mad Pacman00:32:42 - Pac's Places00:35:37 - Pac Drops Heat00:39:40 - Parenting 10100:42:20 - What It Takes To Be Great Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, comedian Bruce Bruce talks about everything from his upcoming Netflix special to his unexpected fear of dogs. He explains why Atlanta is the best place for strip clubs and opens up about his views on open relationships and the struggles of swingers. Bruce Bruce also shares his thoughts on women—how they’re crazy but also brilliant—and offers insight into his past relationships, family, and how he met his wife. With his "do it to it" mindset, he talks about providing for his loved ones and how he proposed to his lovely wife. Tune in for a hilarious and heartfelt conversation!First Date Ep. 83https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:37 - Bruce Bruce00:01:10 - WWE: Live00:03:02 - Scared of Dogs00:05:08 - Strip Club Lovin'00:11:11 - Open Relationships00:18:22 - Family Man00:26:15 - Meeting His Wife00:30:40 - This Lady Needs a Baby Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:- Try VIIA! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE!- Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today!- Go to https://shopify.com/date to start selling with Shopify today.On this week's episode, Lauren chats it up with comedian Dave Landau! Dave is a married man, but he's got a past as a bad boy that Lauren can't help but be curious about. Dave tells some wild stories about run-ins with the law and the things that go down in basements. The duo also talk about twins, wild girls, a bad experience Lauren had kissing a guy, drinking habits, exes, sentimental dad stuff, and remembering a time when everyone smoked cigarettes in public. Dave also answers a very deeply personal dessert question that proves to be some pretty solid advice. Enjoy!First Date Ep. 82https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:48 - Marriage, Siblings, & Twins 00:06:45 - Criminal History 00:13:28 - Bad Boy 00:21:15 - Wild Girls & Bad Kissing 00:29:06 - Drinking Habits & Exes 00:35:14 - Remember When Everyone Smoked Cigarettes?00:41:50 - Dave's Dad00:44:13 - Dessert 00:45:59 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/date or through my promo code FIRSTDATE. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://ZocDoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. On this week’s episode, Lauren chats with comedian, Kyle Dunnigan! Kyle talks about his impressions, his dating history and his intention to stop dating (whether he means stop altogether or stop because he found a life partner remains unclear). They also dive into the idea of soulmates, Kyle educates Lauren about souls, Lauren educates Kyle about how much a Facebook profile ages a person, and the two get into discussion about line jumping at theme parks. Don’t miss this first date, you might learn a thing or two!First Date Ep. 81https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comGAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD).21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK.Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:18 - Dating Goals & Line Jumping 00:07:45 - Best & Worst Date00:12:54 - Facebook & Impressions 00:16:57 - Jealousy 00:21:44 - Soulmates & The Afterlife 00:28:12 - Questions, Contrarians, & Stock Tips00:33:52 - Tasting Menu 00:40:01 - Dessert 00:43:27 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:- Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiadate and use code DATE!On this week’s episode, Lauren sits down with the hilariously unfiltered Ari Matti! They dive into wild topics like women hitting their "mentally broken phase" at 30, Ari’s unique taste in women (it’s all about the vibe!), his love for piercings, trashy tattoos, and women with a fat pussy. Plus, they trade stories about romance, including one of the most over-the-top gestures Lauren’s made involving sushi and nudity. It’s raw, hilarious, and full of unforgettable moments you don’t want to miss!First Date Ep. 80https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam has a massive new tour called The Errors Tour and he's coming to a city near you! Get tickets at https://www.sammorril.com/SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/firstdate or through my promo code FIRSTDATE Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/DATE Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase Comedian Sam Morril joins Lauren for a mix of hilarious and real talk. They discuss why pregnant women need drinks, and the fetish surrounding pregnancy. Sam opens up about venting to his girlfriend, his 18-year-old blind pug Winnie, and beefing with a neighbor. They also talk about the fading trend of physical photos and the dynamics of comics and their friendships. Plus, Lauren shares how the "baby dude" in her belly is giving her a bit of testosterone! Don't miss this candid and funny conversation!First Date Ep. 79https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices