First Date with Lauren Compton

On this episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedian Yannis Pappas to talk about: - Why jerking off might be the key to a successful marriage 💍 - How much is too much before it gets a little gay? - Yannis' wild Miami days as a single hunk 🌴 - His deep love for long-term relationships - Lauren’s one-month strategy to get over a breakup 🧠 - Would Lauren let her husband have an AI sex robot? 🤖💋 - The future of dating, pleasure, and simulated women 👀 Don’t miss this hilarious, honest, and unfiltered convo. 📱 Follow Yannis on IG: @‌yannispappas 🎤 Watch his special Property Owner: Watch Here 🦴 Check out History Hyenas: http://youtube.com/@HistoryHyenas 👉 Subscribe now so you never miss a First Date. First Date Ep. 106 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:30 - Yannis Pappas 00:03:46 - Masturbating Is Getting Gay 00:07:20 - Austin Has Colon Cancer 00:11:18 - Pappa's Mamma 00:14:46 - The Hippo 00:18:52 - Father's Don't Exist 00:21:34 - The Fun Word 00:26:07 - Yannis's Key To Love 00:29:19 - Bang 00:31:33 - Long term guy 00:34:37 - How To Lose A Guy In 1 Month 00:37:50 - Hot Ai Girls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Quince.com/date for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this wild episode of First Date, Lauren sits down with comedy icon *Pauly Shore* for a convo that goes totally off the rails: * 🎬 Manifesting a fake movie (spoiler: “it’s all in your head, dude”) * ✈️ Life between LA, Austin, and Vegas * 🍆 The struggle of sperm production & boners after 50 * 🐕 His dog Buster... who might actually be a hyena or a wolf * 💀 Why people randomly dying freaks him out * 😂 What Pauly wants in a woman: laughs at his jokes & stays quiet * 🍼 Pauly learns about Lauren’s boobs, breastfeeding, and yes... *milk-squirting* It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and fully Pauly. Watch now and subscribe for more dates that get way too real. First Date Ep. 105 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:32 - Pauly Shore Dude 00:02:29 - Manifesting A Movie 00:06:01 - It's Just A Bit 00:10:30 - Pauly's Travels 00:15:31 - Pauly Wants Children 00:18:18 - Semen Production 00:20:10 - He's Not A Dog 00:22:04 - Where Is The Ring? 00:26:22 - Mushrooms 00:31:04 - People Die 00:32:55 - Laugh At Me 00:35:32 - Manners Matter 00:39:12 - Bath Houses Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

*Jessica Kirson joins Lauren Compton on the First Date Podcast* Honest, funny, and surprisingly relatable—this episode hits all the feels. They dive into: • Going through a divorce (that should’ve happened forever ago) • Getting back into the dating scene • Why traveling with your partner can make or break the relationship • Friends who constantly complain about their boyfriends… like, do you even like him? 😅 • Jessica’s first girlfriend and coming out 🌈 • How lucky she was to have supportive parents • Bonding over food—because who doesn’t love food? 🍕 • Saying “I love you” for the first time (cue the anxiety) • Finding out they’re both into astrology and numerology 🔮 (Jessica’s a Scorpio, btw…) • Their favorite hate comments—and how they laugh it off Don’t sleep on this one. Follow Jessica Kirson: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jessicakirson Tour Dates: http://jessicakirson.com First Date Ep. 104 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:33 - Almost Divorced 00:03:18 - First Date Back 00:07:33 - Traveling Makes Or Breaks 00:11:20 - Do You Even Like Him? 00:14:43 - The First Girlfriend 00:18:20 - We Love Food 00:22:43 - Astrology Girlies 00:28:20 - The L-Word 00:32:31 - Scorpios 00:34:53 - Hate Comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.- For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code DATE. This episode goes off the rails FAST. Harland Williams is back for round two, and within minutes we’re talking soulmates, exes, cheating scandals, and straight-up insanity. 💥 They get into: * Harland’s mysterious new girlfriend 👀 * The unhinged things he yells while driving 🚗🗯️ * Why being friends with your ex is a high-stakes gamble * What it actually feels like to fall out of love 💔 * Soulmates: do we all get one, or are most of us just winging it? 🫠 * Lauren’s wild story about getting cheated on by a guy who couldn’t even speak English 😳 * And Harland’s chaotic energy has Lauren absolutely flustered the whole time 😂 It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s fun as hell. Tap in. 👇 FOLLOW HARLAND: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams/?hl=en 📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/harlandhighwaypodcast First Date Ep. 103 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Smack 00:02:17 - What Makes Harland Laugh? 00:04:15 - Harland's Honey 00:14:17 - Getting Facials 00:16:00 - Main Course Questions 00:17:05 - Big Yeller 00:18:49 - Friends With Exes 00:25:53 - Narcissists 00:29:36 - Falling Out Of Love 00:31:29 - Soul Mate(s) 00:34:41 - Communication Is Key 00:41:37 - Harland's Red Flag 00:45:07 - Imaginary Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. This week on First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with the legendary Maria Bamford—and things get delightfully weird. Here’s what’s on the menu: * How she met her husband online (and basically hacked the dating system) * First heartbreaks—and why they hit like a freight train 💔 * When green flags turn red (and vice versa??) * Making besties on set... then ghosting each other forever 🎬 * Her secret talent? Neck rubs. Just ask her husband. * Real talk on eating disorders and mental health 🧠 It’s awkward, insightful, hilarious, and totally Bamford. Buckle up. This date gets deep. 🎟️ Catch Maria live: Tour Dates https://mariabamford.com/tourdates 🌐 More Maria: https://mariabamford.com 📲 Follow her on Instagram: @mariabamfordcomedy https://www.instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedy/ First Date Ep. 102 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Meeting Hubby 00:04:12 - Kitten Heals 00:06:03 - Foreign Love 00:10:26 - First Heartbreak 00:12:58 - Green Means Red 00:17:04 - Eating Disorder 00:19:44 - Set Friends 00:24:19 - Hidden Talents 00:27:16 - Split the Bill 00:30:32 - Tasting Menu 00:33:54 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date This one’s got laughs, love, and a whole lot of ranch. We’re joined by the legendary Chelcie Lynn (@chelcielynn_), and she doesn’t hold back. In this episode: 🗨️ How a Facebook DM turned into 20 years of real-deal love 🍗 From comedy videos to mukbang mayhem — how it all started 👻 The rules of getting ghosted (and how to bounce back) 🎯 Her type of guy — and it’s not what you'd expect 🥣 A passionate defense of ranch dressing (with recs) 💍 One of the most unexpectedly sweet proposal stories we’ve heard It’s hilarious, down to earth, and seriously worth a listen. 🎟️ See Chelcie live: https://eatmytrash.com/pages/tour-schedule 📲 Follow her: @trailertrashtammyy https://www.instagram.com/trailertrashtammyy/ @chelcielynn_ https://www.instagram.com/chelcielynn_/ First Date Ep. 101 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:35 - Facebook Lovin' 00:04:55 - The Break 00:06:29 - Fur Babies 00:12:30 - Muk-Bangin' 00:16:49 - The Type 00:20:17 - Ranch Is For The People 00:27:16 - Fart Right Now 00:29:17 - I'm Busy 00:31:54 - Block The Number 00:34:56 - Guy Friends Look Attractive 00:35:38 - The Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com 🎙 First Date with Michael Yo This week, Lauren welcomes comedian and host Michael Yo for a brutally funny and unexpectedly deep convo. They get into: • Why women are so bad at taking compliments • Things white people do that blow Michael’s mind • Lauren’s dating app disasters (and being forced to journal about them) • Dating a possibly gay athlete • Why body count convos are always a bad idea • When the homeless guy turns out to be someone you grew up with • Michael’s trick to a happy wife and thriving family life • And yes… a mid-show review of Lauren’s “just average” boobs 👉 Follow Michael on Instagram: @MichaelYo 🎫 See him live: michaelyo.com/tour 🎧 Listen to his shows: • Comics on Canes: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicsonCanes?app=desktop • The Yo Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yo-show-w-michael-yo/id1475116900 First Date Ep. 100 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - The Problem With Women 00:04:20 - White People Antics 00:07:36 - Lauren On The Apps 00:13:37 - Body Counts 00:21:01 - Homeless Friends 00:24:19 - Main Course Questions 00:29:52 - Family Man 00:34:47 - Bipolar Nightmare 00:37:23 - F-Boy For Life 00:40:46 - Boobs Are Out 00:47:10 - Average Boobs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with comedian, producer, and actual clown 🤡 Zach Zucker — and things get weird in the best way. Here's what they dive into: 🔹 Life in a traveling circus 🎪 🔹 Clown school in France (yes, that’s real) 🔹 Working with Sacha Baron Cohen 🎬 🔹 Love bombing 💣 (and how it can go horribly wrong) 🔹 Breakups & hard truths 💔 (ouch) 🔹 Why guys hang out like cavemen and girls plan a whole event 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♀️ 🔹 The perfect first date move 🍣 (spoiler: it’s always sushi) Plus, Zach spills all about his unhinged, must-see live show Stamp Town 🎭 📲 Follow Zach on IG https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker 🎫 Grab tickets to Stamp Town at https://stamptowncomedy.com First Date Ep. 99 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - We Are Out There 00:03:28 - The Traveling Orgy 00:10:23 - The Hard Truth 00:16:30 - Dropping Love Bombs 00:17:24 - Main Course Questions 00:20:23 - The Boy Hang 00:24:04 - What's The Move? 00:29:43 - This Song Sucks 00:35:04 - Clown School 00:40:31 - Dessert Question 00:43:05 - I Don't Like My Birthday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com -Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. 🎙 First Date with Lauren Compton – New Episode Out Now! Guest: Comedian Brad Williams (@bradwilliamscomic ) Get ready to laugh with the always hilarious Brad Williams! In this episode, we dive into: - What life’s like at permanent waist-height - His take on the M-word and why it matters - A deep (and funny) confession about his Snow White fetish - Brad’s porn preferences — and how specific they really are - The unsexy truth about people who are never satisfied - How he handles *hecklers* — both on stage and growing up 🎤Brad is currently on his Growth Spurt Tour, and you can catch his brand-new comedy special Starfish now on YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWge7dihrRY 📲Follow Brad on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic First Date Ep. 98 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:03 - Dicks in Face 00:02:43 - The M-Word 00:06:19 - Snow White Dreams 00:09:41 - Preference 00:13:38 - Brad's Pokemon 00:19:24 - Keep The Hair Shorty 00:26:29 - Vacation? No. 00:30:14 - Never Satisfied 00:31:12 - Comedian's Egos 00:36:26 - Howie's Orgy 00:39:04 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices