
First Date with Lauren Compton
Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!
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May 20, 2025 • 56min
The Family Man w/ Michael Yo | First Date with Lauren Compton
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🎙 First Date with Michael Yo
This week, Lauren welcomes comedian and host Michael Yo for a brutally funny and unexpectedly deep convo. They get into:
• Why women are so bad at taking compliments
• Things white people do that blow Michael’s mind
• Lauren’s dating app disasters (and being forced to journal about them)
• Dating a possibly gay athlete
• Why body count convos are always a bad idea
• When the homeless guy turns out to be someone you grew up with
• Michael’s trick to a happy wife and thriving family life
• And yes… a mid-show review of Lauren’s “just average” boobs
👉 Follow Michael on Instagram: @MichaelYo
🎫 See him live: michaelyo.com/tour
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• Comics on Canes: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicsonCanes?app=desktop
• The Yo Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yo-show-w-michael-yo/id1475116900
First Date Ep. 100
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:42 - The Problem With Women
00:04:20 - White People Antics
00:07:36 - Lauren On The Apps
00:13:37 - Body Counts
00:21:01 - Homeless Friends
00:24:19 - Main Course Questions
00:29:52 - Family Man
00:34:47 - Bipolar Nightmare
00:37:23 - F-Boy For Life
00:40:46 - Boobs Are Out
00:47:10 - Average Boobs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 13, 2025 • 54min
The Circus of Love w/ Zach Zucker | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with comedian, producer, and actual clown 🤡 Zach Zucker — and things get weird in the best way. Here's what they dive into:
🔹 Life in a traveling circus 🎪
🔹 Clown school in France (yes, that’s real)
🔹 Working with Sacha Baron Cohen 🎬
🔹 Love bombing 💣 (and how it can go horribly wrong)
🔹 Breakups & hard truths 💔 (ouch)
🔹 Why guys hang out like cavemen and girls plan a whole event 🧍♂️ 🧍♀️
🔹 The perfect first date move 🍣 (spoiler: it’s always sushi)
Plus, Zach spills all about his unhinged, must-see live show Stamp Town 🎭
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First Date Ep. 99
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:21 - We Are Out There
00:03:28 - The Traveling Orgy
00:10:23 - The Hard Truth
00:16:30 - Dropping Love Bombs
00:17:24 - Main Course Questions
00:20:23 - The Boy Hang
00:24:04 - What's The Move?
00:29:43 - This Song Sucks
00:35:04 - Clown School
00:40:31 - Dessert Question
00:43:05 - I Don't Like My Birthday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 12, 2025 • 1min
Welcome to First Date with Lauren Compton!
Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 6, 2025 • 49min
Waist-High Wisdom w/ Brad Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton
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🎙 First Date with Lauren Compton – New Episode Out Now!
Guest: Comedian Brad Williams (@bradwilliamscomic )
Get ready to laugh with the always hilarious Brad Williams! In this episode, we dive into:
- What life’s like at permanent waist-height
- His take on the M-word and why it matters
- A deep (and funny) confession about his Snow White fetish
- Brad’s porn preferences — and how specific they really are
- The unsexy truth about people who are never satisfied
- How he handles *hecklers* — both on stage and growing up
🎤Brad is currently on his Growth Spurt Tour, and you can catch his brand-new comedy special Starfish now on YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWge7dihrRY
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First Date Ep. 98
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:03 - Dicks in Face
00:02:43 - The M-Word
00:06:19 - Snow White Dreams
00:09:41 - Preference
00:13:38 - Brad's Pokemon
00:19:24 - Keep The Hair Shorty
00:26:29 - Vacation? No.
00:30:14 - Never Satisfied
00:31:12 - Comedian's Egos
00:36:26 - Howie's Orgy
00:39:04 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 29, 2025 • 56min
Hot Tub Happy Ending w/ Katherine Blanford | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show after having her first child and joining her is comedian and future step-mom Katherine Blanford! The two dive into short-term relationships, finding "the one", dudes who like to out-funny you, and how the real key to a girl's heart is a hot tub. They also get into sibling shenanigans, adjusting your entire life to fit a little buddy, icks, AOL chatrooms, pushing your kids into violent hobbies, and so much more!
First Date Ep. 97
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:44 - Hot Tubs, Short Relationships, & Secret Getaways
00:11:14 - Finding "The One"
00:18:55 - Funny Dudes & AOL Chatrooms
00:25:37 - Adjusting To Life With A Child
00:32:08 - Pushing Your Kids Into Things
00:36:57 - Siblings, Childhood Shenanigans, & Horse
00:46:04 - Dessert
00:48:27 - Two Month Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 22, 2025 • 47min
Engaged, Lied To, and Farted On w/ Fiona Cauley | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart.First Date Ep. 96https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:34 - Men's Surprises00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions00:17:54 - Main Course Questions00:21:04 - Friends With Exes00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 15, 2025 • 50min
Time And A Place For Gay w/ Dylan Sullivan | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:-Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/dateGet ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play.From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits.Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo.Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari.First Date Ep. 95https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions00:03:13 - Respect The Server00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil 00:10:40 - Main Course Questions00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems00:19:24 - Vices00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy 00:38:44 - Comin' Out00:39:41 - Dessert Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 8, 2025 • 50min
Your Love Is My Drug w/ Bridget Phetasy | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:-For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners tendollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com, promo code DATE.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Bridget Phetasy joins us for a wild ride through her rollercoaster life! She opens up about her past struggles with addiction, meeting her husband in a 12-step program, and embracing motherhood later in life. Lauren gets the inside scoop on parenting as Bridget shares tips from raising her 2-year-old. Catch Bridget on Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and drop your craziest drug story in the comments!First Date Ep. 94https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:39 - Mom Brain Activated00:06:16 - Appetizer Questions00:08:29 - Heroin Ain't Hard00:13:43 - Main Course Questions00:16:55 - He's A Therapist...00:18:33 - Dating History00:22:42 - Fun Guys00:26:56 - Pregnant to Menopause00:32:08 - Nothing Like Being a Mom00:36:51 - No Boob Food00:41:38 - Babies Grow Too Fast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 1, 2025 • 53min
From No-Fly Lists to Dating Disasters w/ Tyler Fischer | First Date with Lauren Compton
On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences.Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's!First Date Ep. 93https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet 00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal 00:13:25 - Main Course Questions00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On 00:19:41 - No Fly List00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit 00:25:26 - Gay Dad00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay00:35:04 - No More Alcohol 00:38:39 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 2025 • 51min
Loud Asian Smackdown w/ Shawn Gardini & Lemaire Lee | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:-Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.-Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase.Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey.Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX!Like, Subscribe, and Comment your thoughts on farting vs. burping!#FirstDate #ShawnGardini #LemaireLee #MattAndShanesSecretPodcast #Comedy #OptimumNoctis #AustinComedyFirst Date Ep. 92https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:56 - How They Met00:02:26 - Meeting Women 00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed 00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers 00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break00:42:28 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices