First Date with Lauren Compton

SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.- For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code DATE. This episode goes off the rails FAST. Harland Williams is back for round two, and within minutes we’re talking soulmates, exes, cheating scandals, and straight-up insanity. 💥 They get into: * Harland’s mysterious new girlfriend 👀 * The unhinged things he yells while driving 🚗🗯️ * Why being friends with your ex is a high-stakes gamble * What it actually feels like to fall out of love 💔 * Soulmates: do we all get one, or are most of us just winging it? 🫠 * Lauren’s wild story about getting cheated on by a guy who couldn’t even speak English 😳 * And Harland’s chaotic energy has Lauren absolutely flustered the whole time 😂 It’s weird, it’s honest, and it’s fun as hell. Tap in. 👇 FOLLOW HARLAND: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams/?hl=en 📺 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/harlandhighwaypodcast First Date Ep. 103 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Smack 00:02:17 - What Makes Harland Laugh? 00:04:15 - Harland's Honey 00:14:17 - Getting Facials 00:16:00 - Main Course Questions 00:17:05 - Big Yeller 00:18:49 - Friends With Exes 00:25:53 - Narcissists 00:29:36 - Falling Out Of Love 00:31:29 - Soul Mate(s) 00:34:41 - Communication Is Key 00:41:37 - Harland's Red Flag 00:45:07 - Imaginary Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: - Go to https://cargurus.com to make sure your big deal is the best deal. This week on First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with the legendary Maria Bamford—and things get delightfully weird. Here’s what’s on the menu: * How she met her husband online (and basically hacked the dating system) * First heartbreaks—and why they hit like a freight train 💔 * When green flags turn red (and vice versa??) * Making besties on set... then ghosting each other forever 🎬 * Her secret talent? Neck rubs. Just ask her husband. * Real talk on eating disorders and mental health 🧠 It’s awkward, insightful, hilarious, and totally Bamford. Buckle up. This date gets deep. 🎟️ Catch Maria live: Tour Dates https://mariabamford.com/tourdates 🌐 More Maria: https://mariabamford.com 📲 Follow her on Instagram: @mariabamfordcomedy https://www.instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedy/ First Date Ep. 102 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:24 - Meeting Hubby 00:04:12 - Kitten Heals 00:06:03 - Foreign Love 00:10:26 - First Heartbreak 00:12:58 - Green Means Red 00:17:04 - Eating Disorder 00:19:44 - Set Friends 00:24:19 - Hidden Talents 00:27:16 - Split the Bill 00:30:32 - Tasting Menu 00:33:54 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihy5odp5G9A SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date This one’s got laughs, love, and a whole lot of ranch. We’re joined by the legendary Chelcie Lynn (@chelcielynn_), and she doesn’t hold back. In this episode: 🗨️ How a Facebook DM turned into 20 years of real-deal love 🍗 From comedy videos to mukbang mayhem — how it all started 👻 The rules of getting ghosted (and how to bounce back) 🎯 Her type of guy — and it’s not what you'd expect 🥣 A passionate defense of ranch dressing (with recs) 💍 One of the most unexpectedly sweet proposal stories we’ve heard It’s hilarious, down to earth, and seriously worth a listen. 🎟️ See Chelcie live: https://eatmytrash.com/pages/tour-schedule 📲 Follow her: @trailertrashtammyy https://www.instagram.com/trailertrashtammyy/ @chelcielynn_ https://www.instagram.com/chelcielynn_/ First Date Ep. 101 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:35 - Facebook Lovin' 00:04:55 - The Break 00:06:29 - Fur Babies 00:12:30 - Muk-Bangin' 00:16:49 - The Type 00:20:17 - Ranch Is For The People 00:27:16 - Fart Right Now 00:29:17 - I'm Busy 00:31:54 - Block The Number 00:34:56 - Guy Friends Look Attractive 00:35:38 - The Proposal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com 🎙 First Date with Michael Yo This week, Lauren welcomes comedian and host Michael Yo for a brutally funny and unexpectedly deep convo. They get into: • Why women are so bad at taking compliments • Things white people do that blow Michael’s mind • Lauren’s dating app disasters (and being forced to journal about them) • Dating a possibly gay athlete • Why body count convos are always a bad idea • When the homeless guy turns out to be someone you grew up with • Michael’s trick to a happy wife and thriving family life • And yes… a mid-show review of Lauren’s “just average” boobs 👉 Follow Michael on Instagram: @MichaelYo 🎫 See him live: michaelyo.com/tour 🎧 Listen to his shows: • Comics on Canes: https://www.youtube.com/@ComicsonCanes?app=desktop • The Yo Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yo-show-w-michael-yo/id1475116900 First Date Ep. 100 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:42 - The Problem With Women 00:04:20 - White People Antics 00:07:36 - Lauren On The Apps 00:13:37 - Body Counts 00:21:01 - Homeless Friends 00:24:19 - Main Course Questions 00:29:52 - Family Man 00:34:47 - Bipolar Nightmare 00:37:23 - F-Boy For Life 00:40:46 - Boobs Are Out 00:47:10 - Average Boobs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton links up with comedian, producer, and actual clown 🤡 Zach Zucker — and things get weird in the best way. Here's what they dive into: 🔹 Life in a traveling circus 🎪 🔹 Clown school in France (yes, that’s real) 🔹 Working with Sacha Baron Cohen 🎬 🔹 Love bombing 💣 (and how it can go horribly wrong) 🔹 Breakups & hard truths 💔 (ouch) 🔹 Why guys hang out like cavemen and girls plan a whole event 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♀️ 🔹 The perfect first date move 🍣 (spoiler: it’s always sushi) Plus, Zach spills all about his unhinged, must-see live show Stamp Town 🎭 📲 Follow Zach on IG https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker 🎫 Grab tickets to Stamp Town at https://stamptowncomedy.com First Date Ep. 99 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - We Are Out There 00:03:28 - The Traveling Orgy 00:10:23 - The Hard Truth 00:16:30 - Dropping Love Bombs 00:17:24 - Main Course Questions 00:20:23 - The Boy Hang 00:24:04 - What's The Move? 00:29:43 - This Song Sucks 00:35:04 - Clown School 00:40:31 - Dessert Question 00:43:05 - I Don't Like My Birthday Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com -Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. 🎙 First Date with Lauren Compton – New Episode Out Now! Guest: Comedian Brad Williams (@bradwilliamscomic ) Get ready to laugh with the always hilarious Brad Williams! In this episode, we dive into: - What life’s like at permanent waist-height - His take on the M-word and why it matters - A deep (and funny) confession about his Snow White fetish - Brad’s porn preferences — and how specific they really are - The unsexy truth about people who are never satisfied - How he handles *hecklers* — both on stage and growing up 🎤Brad is currently on his Growth Spurt Tour, and you can catch his brand-new comedy special Starfish now on YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWge7dihrRY 📲Follow Brad on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic First Date Ep. 98 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:03 - Dicks in Face 00:02:43 - The M-Word 00:06:19 - Snow White Dreams 00:09:41 - Preference 00:13:38 - Brad's Pokemon 00:19:24 - Keep The Hair Shorty 00:26:29 - Vacation? No. 00:30:14 - Never Satisfied 00:31:12 - Comedian's Egos 00:36:26 - Howie's Orgy 00:39:04 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show after having her first child and joining her is comedian and future step-mom Katherine Blanford! The two dive into short-term relationships, finding "the one", dudes who like to out-funny you, and how the real key to a girl's heart is a hot tub. They also get into sibling shenanigans, adjusting your entire life to fit a little buddy, icks, AOL chatrooms, pushing your kids into violent hobbies, and so much more! First Date Ep. 97 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:44 - Hot Tubs, Short Relationships, & Secret Getaways 00:11:14 - Finding "The One" 00:18:55 - Funny Dudes & AOL Chatrooms 00:25:37 - Adjusting To Life With A Child 00:32:08 - Pushing Your Kids Into Things 00:36:57 - Siblings, Childhood Shenanigans, & Horse 00:46:04 - Dessert 00:48:27 - Two Month Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart.First Date Ep. 96https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:34 - Men's Surprises00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions00:17:54 - Main Course Questions00:21:04 - Friends With Exes00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS:-Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/dateGet ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play.From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits.Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo.Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @‌dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari.First Date Ep. 95https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions00:03:13 - Respect The Server00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil 00:10:40 - Main Course Questions00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems00:19:24 - Vices00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy 00:38:44 - Comin' Out00:39:41 - Dessert Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices