
First Date with Lauren Compton
Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!
Latest episodes

Apr 22, 2025 • 47min
Engaged, Lied To, and Farted On w/ Fiona Cauley | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she’s engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart.First Date Ep. 96https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:03:34 - Men's Surprises00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions00:17:54 - Main Course Questions00:21:04 - Friends With Exes00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 15, 2025 • 50min
Time And A Place For Gay w/ Dylan Sullivan | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:-Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/dateGet ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play.From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits.Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo.Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari.First Date Ep. 95https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions00:03:13 - Respect The Server00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil 00:10:40 - Main Course Questions00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems00:19:24 - Vices00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy 00:38:44 - Comin' Out00:39:41 - Dessert Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 8, 2025 • 50min
Your Love Is My Drug w/ Bridget Phetasy | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:-For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners tendollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com, promo code DATE.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Bridget Phetasy joins us for a wild ride through her rollercoaster life! She opens up about her past struggles with addiction, meeting her husband in a 12-step program, and embracing motherhood later in life. Lauren gets the inside scoop on parenting as Bridget shares tips from raising her 2-year-old. Catch Bridget on Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and drop your craziest drug story in the comments!First Date Ep. 94https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:39 - Mom Brain Activated00:06:16 - Appetizer Questions00:08:29 - Heroin Ain't Hard00:13:43 - Main Course Questions00:16:55 - He's A Therapist...00:18:33 - Dating History00:22:42 - Fun Guys00:26:56 - Pregnant to Menopause00:32:08 - Nothing Like Being a Mom00:36:51 - No Boob Food00:41:38 - Babies Grow Too Fast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 1, 2025 • 53min
From No-Fly Lists to Dating Disasters w/ Tyler Fischer | First Date with Lauren Compton
On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences.Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content.Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's!First Date Ep. 93https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet 00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal 00:13:25 - Main Course Questions00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On 00:19:41 - No Fly List00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit 00:25:26 - Gay Dad00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay00:35:04 - No More Alcohol 00:38:39 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 2025 • 51min
Loud Asian Smackdown w/ Shawn Gardini & Lemaire Lee | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:-Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started.-Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase.Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey.Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX!Like, Subscribe, and Comment your thoughts on farting vs. burping!#FirstDate #ShawnGardini #LemaireLee #MattAndShanesSecretPodcast #Comedy #OptimumNoctis #AustinComedyFirst Date Ep. 92https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:56 - How They Met00:02:26 - Meeting Women 00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed 00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers 00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break00:42:28 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 18, 2025 • 47min
An Impossible Proposal w/ Christy Carlson Romano | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:Head to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE.On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren sits down with actress, singer, and all-around powerhouse Christy Carlson Romano for a hilarious and revealing deep dive into love, dating, and life in the spotlight. The two talk about karma babies—whether the universe really pays you back in the romance department—and spill the tea on dating actors (spoiler: they’re all kinda gay). They break down pick-up lines, man hands, and how Christy fell hard for the city of Austin.The conversation gets juicy as they dish on Matt Rife, serial cheaters, and Christy’s completely impossible proposal story—seriously, it’s next-level. Plus, Christy shares her intense experience on the reality competition show Special Forces and what it takes to push yourself to the limit.From Hollywood heartbreaks to hilarious dating disasters, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and a little bit of chaos—just the way we like it. Don’t miss it!First Date Ep. 91https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:22 - Appetizer Questions 00:06:24 - Karma Babies 00:10:04 - Dating Actors 00:15:19 - Rage Rooms, Cybertruck Hacks, & Indestructible Boobs00:23:21 - Pickup Lines & Man Hands 00:27:57 - Austin & Matt Rife 00:32:39 - Cheating00:38:02 - Dessert Question00:41:41 - Wrap Up & Special Forces Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 11, 2025 • 1h
Babies, Boys & Big Laughs: Steve Rannazzisi Tells All | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:- Try VIIA! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE!- Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today.On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton chops it up with the always-hilarious Steve Rannazzisi! They imagine a world where men give birth, debate whether Lauren’s son is training to be her bodyguard, and crack up over Steve’s chaotic delivery room stories. Plus, they tackle the nightmare of teaching kids to drive, raising a tiny ladies' man, and how Lauren kinda… didn’t pick her baby’s name. Buckle up—it’s a wild one!First Date Ep. 90https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:06 - If Men Gave Birth00:07:37 - Making a Body Guard00:10:11 - Just Keep Swimming00:15:48 - Home Birth Game Plan00:18:12 - Drinks and Drugs During Labor00:19:57 - Teaching Your Kid To Drive00:23:03 - Judge Your Sons Girlfriends00:26:30 - Steve Finding Love00:29:34 - Big Coach Vibes 00:31:44 - Girl Best Friend00:36:37 - Spin The Bottle00:38:34 - Learning About 6900:40:11 - Not Having Any Girls00:43:42 - No Cash For The Kids 00:45:41 - Jacks Black00:49:58 - Gay Baby00:53:06 - Dealing with Kids Sports Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 4, 2025 • 53min
Family Friendly Flirt w/ Drew Nickens | First Date with Lauren Compton
On this episode of First Date, Kill Tony star Drew Nickens opens up about his search for love, unexpected takes on children’s music, and the food choice that caught Lauren off guard. They bond over Harry Potter, laugh about his strip club birthday, and dive into some of his wildest dating stories. Things get personal, funny, and a little awkward when the fetish is brought up—don’t miss it.First Date Ep. 89https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:02 - Gifts00:06:37 - Looking For Love00:08:03 - Baby Bops00:14:07 - Arcade Date 00:16:27 - Harry Potter Fans00:19:44 - The Grammys00:21:53 - Filipino Food Lover00:25:25 - Sexy Time00:30:42 - Lauren's TV Fame00:36:32 - Drew At The Strip Club00:42:19 - The Fetish00:46:11 - The Sweetest Thing Drew Has Done Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 25, 2025 • 48min
Guys Aren't Your Friends w/ Cristina Mariani | First Date with Lauren Compton
SPONSORS:- Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today.- Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE.On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something.First Date Ep. 88https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions00:07:21 - Comedy Material00:11:27 - Quick Detour00:16:35 - Her Type00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists00:39:07 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 18, 2025 • 50min
Glow Ups and Celebrity Exes w/ Dylan Carlino | First Date with Lauren Compton
On this episode of First Date, host Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Dylan Carlino for a hilarious deep dive into gay vs. straight dating—where, in the gay world, being hot is the real deal-breaker. Dylan shares his journey from "fat guy" to "newly hot," while they dish on Lauren’s Playboy past and her boyfriend’s mind-blowing celebrity exes. They also swap wild hookup stories, explore the realities of catfishing in the gay community, and debate whether Lauren will, in fact, be a hot mom.First Date Ep. 87https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencomptonhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 00:00:00 - Horny and Long Intro 00:01:35 - If He's Hot Though.... 00:03:01 - Newly Hot00:13:29 - Gays Would Like You00:16:44 - Do You Go on Dates?00:19:52 - Hot Moms00:21:24 - Playboy Experience00:23:31 - Coming Out00:27:16 - Fat Past00:30:00 - Keep The Saunas Separate00:32:16 - Gay Fun Facts00:34:33 - Hate for Playboy00:37:19 - Gays Having Sex With Girls00:38:51 - Wildest Place for Sex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Remember Everything You Learn from Podcasts
Save insights instantly, chat with episodes, and build lasting knowledge - all powered by AI.