

Like I'm A Six-Year-Old
Tom Ballard
Comedian Tom Ballard sits down with interesting and passionate people to find out what they do and what they believe in.
It's kind of like Kitchen Cabinet except Tom can't cook.
It's kind of like Kitchen Cabinet except Tom can't cook.
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Jun 23, 2015 • 1h 14min
24 - Waleed Aly
Waleed Aly (aka Nazeem Hussain) is a politics lecturer, columnist, author, radio broadcaster and co-host on Channel Ten's The Project.
Waleed has an extraordinary reputation for making considered and insightful contributions to public debate. We discussed how he's finding the world of commercial television, how the act of writing informs his ideas, the political philosophy of conservatism (what it is and what it isn't), marriage equality, Middle Eastern politics and why ISIS' appeal to young Muslim people in the West might be working.
At one point I hit the mic with my hand and at another point a chair collapses.
Barack Obama on WTF
Q&A: Between A Frock And A Hard Place
Waleed Aly's writing for Fairfax
Daily Mail Article on Waleed's on-air joke
Waleed's editorial: How Chan and Sukumaran of the Bali 9 Were Let Down
Waleed's editorial: Australia's Renewable Energy Target Failure
Bill Maher's monologue on political correctness
What's Right? The Future of Conservatism in Australia by Waleed Aly
Q&A episode featuring Zaky Mallah
Cause of the Week: Possible Dreams International (possibledreams.org)

Jun 16, 2015 • 1h 25min
23 - Jake Stone
This week - something a bit different.
I am a very big fan of former Bluejuice frontman, comedian and broadcaster Jake Stone and feel very lucky indeed to count him as a friend. I think he's extremely funny and creative but also has a darkness and a brutal honesty to him that I find fascinating.
This chat - recorded back in January of this year - covers Jake's career with Bluejuice, the band's philosophy, the state of today's music industry, the major break-up in his life that inspired him so much and stilll haunts him, mental health issues and the experiecne of writing a good pop song.
Jake even kindly gave me a special little musical treat, just for this podcast: his cover of How Will I Know?. Enjoy!
My upcoming dates on the MICF Roadshow
ABC's Q&A Special: Between A Frock And A Hard Place (hosted by me)
@thisisbluejuice
bluejuice.info
Embankments on soundcloud
Cause of the Week: Music NSW (musicnsw.com)

Jun 9, 2015 • 1h 2min
22 - Tracey Spicer
Newsreader, journalist, writer and philanthropist Tracey Spicer doesn't tolerate make-up, God, prudishness or sexism in the workplace. She rips through bullshit with a smile and had stories to burn from her time studying, working in the trenches at Channel Ten and Sky News and her colourful personal life.
Tracey told me about how liberating it is to shake off the image of the "perfect" newsreader, how Joh Bjelke-Petersen inspired her to become a journalist, the issue of bias in journalism, her work as an ambassador for World Vision and the time she almost killed her mum.
My upcoming dates on the MICF Roadshow
Q&A's forthcoming special panel on Between A Frock And A Hard Place
@traceyspicer
spicercommunications.biz
Tracey on the ABC's Confession Booth podcast
Daily Mail Article: Tracey Spicer's VERY spicy confessions
Article: What If We Admitted To Children That Sex Is Primarily About Pleasure? by Alice Dreger
Article: I'm Sorry I Didn't Kill You, Mum
The Lady Stripped Bare: A TED Talk by Tracey Spicer
Cause of the Week: Dying With Dignity (dwdv.org.au)

Jun 2, 2015 • 1h 27min
21 - Nic Holas
Nic Holas is a moustached writer and advocate living with HIV. He's written for Junkee, Hello Mr., Star Observer, Cosmopolitan and others, he's appeared on the ABC's Q&A and he's co-founded a social media umbrella for positive people.
He's fearless, frank and funny and I love him for it. In this chat Nic shared his story about becoming positive and we discussed the ins and outs of what HIV is, the spectre of the 80s epidemic, shame, sex education, the problem with condoms, same-sex marriage and wolf-daddies.
My upcoming dates on the MICF Roadshow
Windsor's Way by Tony Windsor
Photo Opp with Julia Gillard at Giant Dwarf Theatre
@nicheholas
Hello Mr magazine
Holding The Man by Tim Conigrave
Article: How Do We Solve A Problem Like Condoms
LetThemKnow.org.au
Cause of the Week: The Institute of Many (theinstituteofmany.org.au)

May 26, 2015 • 1h 16min
20 - Jarrod McKenna
Jarrod McKenna is one of those "cool Christians" you've heard about, except he actually is genuinely cool.
Jarrod is many things: a pastor, a protestor, the National Advisor for Youth, Faith and Activism for World Vision Australia, founder of the Love Makes A Way campaign and the First Home Project, theologian, husband, dad and drealocked d00d. He subscribes to the whacky idea that Christianity should look like Jesus and that compels him to do good, important things.
In this conversation (recorded in the communal kitchen of the First Home Project) we covered a lot: the problematic nature of ANZAC Day, his journey to faith, living Jesus’ love, being the Christian kid at school, non-violent protest and how he turned a further meth lab in the Perth suburb of Midland into a home for people who are trying to build a new life for themselves.
My upcoming dates on the MICF Roadshow
@jarrodmckenna
Jarrod on Facebook
Love Makes A Way on Facebook
The First Home Project campaign video
The First Home Project on Facebook
Causes of the Week: The Coalition for Asylym Seekers, Refugees and Detainees (carad.org.au), the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre (asrc.org.au), SOS Blak Australia (sosblakaustralia.com)

May 19, 2015 • 1h 2min
19 - Sara Pascoe
Super-dooper brainy (and very funny) comedian Sara Pascoe was in Australia for a bunch of festivals and kindly gave me some of her time to talk about sperm and hymen in a hotel lobby. Her work is whip-smart and politically active and has recently focussed on the fascinating world of sexual biology and its implications.
Here we cover her early political awakening, the difficulty of being a good person, kamikaze sperm, pornography, incest, hymens, paedophilia - you know, all the good stuff.
Prepare to do a lot of LEARNING.
Article: Scott McIntyre sues SBS for discrimination over "political" sacking for ANZAC Day tweets
@sarapascoe
sarapascoe.com
Sara on Live At The Apollo
Eating Animals by Jonathan Safran Foer
Article: Should I tell my fiancee that I'm bisexual and I used to have sex with her dad?
Tampa by Alissa Nutting
Article: The hymen remains an evolutionary mystery - and the focus of the oppression of women's sexuality
What's Left? by Nick Cohen
Nancy Friday on wikipedia
The Great Porn Experiment: A TED Talk by Gary Wilson
The No More Page 3 Campaign
Cause of the Week: Eaves For Women (eavesforwomen.org.uk)

May 12, 2015 • 1h 7min
18 - Father Bob Maguire
After my little rant about this nonsense, sit back and enjoy my wide-ranging discussion with Melbourne's one-and-only "larrikin priest", dear Father Bob Maguire.
A humanitarian, broadcaster, philosopher and community leader who makes me laugh and think, Bob was an absolute joy a to talk to. We discussed his history with the Vietnam War, ideology, the problems in the Middle East, the idea of heaven, "doctrinal constipation", his "wife" and much more besides.
At one point he exclaimed "Bugger Rome!" and that made me laugh quite a bit.
@fatherbob
Sunday Night Safran
Peter Greste on ABC's Q&A
Article: What ISIS Really Wants
In Bob We Trust - a documentary
My show Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred at the Perth Comedy Festival
My show Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred at the Edinburgh Fringe
Cause of the Week: The Father Bob Maguire Foundation (fatherbobsfoundation.com.au)

May 7, 2015 • 18min
17 - BONUS! Deathboat - Bloody Borders
Here's a special little treat because I love youse so much: my piece for Fan Fiction Comedy at this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Based on this actual news story about the federal government spending $4 million on a telemovie designed to deter asylum seekers to come to Australia by boat, Deathboat - Bloody Borders is a gritty, action-packed drama that is sure to be a ratings winner.
Episode 4 - Senthorun Raj
Episode 9 - The Welcome Centre
My show Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred at the Perth International Comedy Festival

May 5, 2015 • 35min
16 - Helen Razer (Part Two)
My chat with Helen Razer continues and by now she’s really in her groove.
Here we cover our obsession with gestures as opposed to real action, why we should tear down the catwalk, the evils of iPhones, the overuse of personal anecdotes, how “the world is just fucked” and much more.
Listen to Part One here
@helenrazer
badhostess.com
A Short History of Stupid by Helen Razer & Bernard Keane
Simulacra and Simulation by Jean Baudrillard
My show Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred at the Perth Comedy Festival
Tommy Dassalo’s Cutie Pie at the Sydney Comedy Festival
Cause of the Week: The Indigenous Literacy Foundation (indigenousliteracyfoundation.org.au), the Indigenous Marathon Project (imp.org.au)

Apr 28, 2015 • 1h 5min
15 - Helen Razer (Part One)
Helen Razer is a writer, a broadcaster and a gardener who doesn’t fuck around. Presenting alongside Mikey Robbins on breakfast and Judith Lucy on drive, she was a defining voice on triple j throughout the 1990s thanks to her wit, her vocabulary and her distaste for bullshit.
Since her time on the radio, Helen has forged a reputation as a ruthless and incisive opinion writer, appearing in The Big Issue, The Saturday Paper, Crikey, The Guardian and elsewhere. She very kindly had me over to her place for lunch and to talk about her latest book on the quality of public debate and the spectre of “Stupid”.
In this first part of our chat, we discuss comedy, the value and purpose of university learning, feminism, killing liberalism, capitalism, marriage equality and the “banality of good”.
@HelenRazer
badhostess.com
A Short History of Stupid by Helen Razer & Bernard Keane
Helen’s writing for Crikey
Details for my show Taxis & Rainbows & Hatred at the Sydney & Perth Comedy Festivals
Cause of the Week: The ABC’s Appeal for the Nepalese Earthquake (abc.net.au/appeals)