Night Classy

Hayley answers the pressing question: why do people have such a desire to keep the human race alive? And offers some alternatives to having biological children like adopting a creek or hiring a fake family for social events. Then, Kat covers The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn and explains her "Wicca phase." This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit Ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat teaches the evolution and domestication of house cats, and somehow this involves looking at a painting of a cat with a penis in its mouth. Then, Hayley terrifies us all with instances of accidental releasing of pathogens occurring in gain of function research and bioengineering. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

In honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless other BIPOC who have been wrongly brutalized or murdered by police we are participating in #podcastblackout to bring attention to the Black Lives Matter movement. Instead of an episode this week, we encourage our listeners to donate to one of the organizations linked below and continue to educate yourselves on systematic racism and police brutality. NAACP Legal Defense Fund The North Star Health Collective The Community Justice Exchange The Minnesota Freedom Fund George Floyd's Official gofundme Breonna Taylor's Official gofundme

Kat continues the wild (and unbelievable) ride that is BlueAdept's exploration of Mariana's web. Then, Hayley explains the TikTok sensation: Randonauting and describes her experience with it finding love, friendship, and kitty cats. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Support us on Patreon Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley gives background information on the artificial intelligence app Replica, and describes her experience replacing Kat as her best friend with her Replica AI bot Rachael. Then, Kat suffers through a heatstroke as she takes us to the deepest corner of the internet: the legendary Mariana's Web, and introduces us to internet user BlueAdept who claims to have found it. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Support us on Patreon Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

In this bonus episode, Clint describes the mysterious murder of Florida doctor Steven Schwartz, and his personal connection to the main suspect. To access more bonus content, download the Patreon app or visit patreon.com/nightclassy and sign up to become a monthly donor. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley reaffirms what we all already know: that Facebook is taking over the world. Then, gives an overview of the emerging Facebook Oversight Board. Next, Kat reports what she saw after watching hours of the craziest reality TV shows and game shows ever made. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Saddle up and cover your children's ears as Kat regretfully recounts her hometown's claim to fame, the "Enumclaw Horse Sex Case" of Kenneth Pinyan AKA Mr. Hands. Next, Hayley restores our faith in humanity by giving a brief biography on the gem of Eastern Tennessee, Dolly Parton. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Kat introduces Ragga the Elf Whisperer of Iceland's Elf Garden, and sheds light on the complex lives of the forest spirits who live there. Next, Hayley comes with the receipts as she dives into the psychology of how money changes people. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Can people really be allergic to WiFi? Are COVID-19 symptoms really 5G internet poisoning? Should you make a tinfoil hat?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kat will tell you why you're wrong. Then, spark up while Hayley tells the story of Camp Four and the dopest lake in Yosemite. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off your order from Ethyl Ambrosia, visit ethylambrosia.com and enter the promo code NIGHTCLASSY. For 25% off your first order from Dicks By Mail, visit dicksbymail.com and enter the promo code NightClassy. Links to Photos: Link 1, Link 2 Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020