
Segments
Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
Latest episodes

May 30, 2022 • 56min
542: Tiny Dab
In this episode we discuss broken dishwashers, broken hearts, and Jake's European vacation.
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May 23, 2022 • 47min
541: Porn Ultimatum
In this episode we discuss the best states, the worst dates, and cheating in dreams.
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May 16, 2022 • 43min
540: Nostalgia
In this episode we discuss Home Improvement, Bar Mitzvahs, and texting for dummies.
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May 9, 2022 • 43min
539: Slapping
In this episode we discuss surfing the web, surfing the waves, and dissecting dreams.
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May 2, 2022 • 49min
538: Chess Lessons
In this episode we discuss mixing drinks, changing names, and checking mates.
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Apr 25, 2022 • 46min
537: Ballad Of Hurwitz And Blumenfeld
In this episode we discuss covert tapes, overt favors, and Jake's fitness plan.
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Apr 18, 2022 • 42min
536: Private Chef
In this episode we discuss best friends, bad music, and hot siblings.
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Apr 11, 2022 • 43min
535: Baby Names
In this episode we discuss eating, cheating, and journaling.
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Apr 4, 2022 • 49min
534: Chase Bieber
In this episode we discuss being rejected, acceptance, and tricking yourself into joy.
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Mar 28, 2022 • 51min
533: Songs
In this episode we discuss bad relationships, good songs, and everything in between.
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