
Segments
Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
Latest episodes

Jun 9, 2025 • 45min
82: Highs and Lows
In this episode we discuss Jake’s absence, Amir’s dreams, and guess candle scents.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 2, 2025 • 36min
81: Stand Up Comedy
The hosts dive into the pressures of stand-up comedy, sharing Amir's near-exit from the scene. They humorously dissect the challenges of public performances, especially at office holiday parties. A nostalgic look at personal growth reveals how their views on relationships have shifted. Amid witty banter, they debate the emotional weight of a controversial tweet from 2014. From insights on growth to the complexities of humor in professional settings, the conversation is both entertaining and reflective.

May 26, 2025 • 52min
80: Adam Di-Rankmo (w/Adam DiMarco!)
Join Adam DiMarco, known for his roles in 'White Lotus' and 'Overcompensating,' as he dives into the hilarity of ranking twenty particularly cringe-worthy moments. The playful banter between him and the hosts uncovers absurd social media tales and explores quirky agreements like attending horse races for a decade. With witty reflections on climbing antics and the surrealities of celebrity culture, this episode promises laughs and surprising insights into the world of streaming success.

May 19, 2025 • 42min
79: Report Card
Get ready for hilarity as the hosts critique each other's podcasting skills with a playful grading system. They affectionately dive into headphone mishaps and nostalgic internet oddities while reminiscing about iconic viral moments. Expect laughter as they dissect their podcast journeys, from audio quality evaluations to heartwarming friendship discussions. Their banter ranges from comical reflections on past memes to heartfelt stories of teenage crushes. It's a delightful mix of humor, nostalgia, and genuine connection!

May 12, 2025 • 40min
78: DOUBLE RANKOR
Dive into a playful discussion about headphone mishaps and personal preferences. The hosts launch into a whimsical double ranker draft, ranking embarrassing scenarios with plenty of laughs. They explore the world of fantasy drafting and hilariously debate quirky life choices. The conversation takes a turn towards Dungeons & Dragons as they categorize pop culture icons by character alignments. Finally, they reflect on fan interactions and tease exciting future projects, making for an engaging and entertaining listen.

May 5, 2025 • 46min
77: Holistic Vet
The hosts offer a humorous take on the transition of podcasting to video, reflecting on the nostalgia of audio formats. They share personal and laugh-worthy tales about the trials of pet healthcare. The frustrations of NBA playoff ticket sales bring comedic relief, while discussions about sports betting keep the conversation lively. As they dive into culinary challenges, listeners are entertained by playful anecdotes about home-cooked meals versus dining out. In a surprising twist, a wedding announcement leaves everyone shocked—adding to the fun of their camaraderie!

Apr 28, 2025 • 47min
76: Maine Trail 2 – Cecil’s Revenge
In this episode we discuss going east, then going west.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 21, 2025 • 42min
75: Passover and Easter
The hosts dive into the cultural significance of Passover and Easter, sharing personal anecdotes and humor about traditions like seder and matzah. They explore the lighter side of Passover celebrations, contrasting family rituals with fun memories from a bat mitzvah at summer camp. Nostalgia flows as they reminisce about baseball moments and past creative projects, blending playful banter with matchmaking ideas inspired by dating shows. The playful reflections invite listeners to appreciate the evolving nature of identity and community.

Apr 14, 2025 • 40min
74: Maine Trail
In this episode we discuss great states, great ranks, and everything in between.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 7, 2025 • 42min
73: Jake's Substack
In this episode we talk yards, blogs and RANKER.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.