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Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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Aug 25, 2025 • 47min
92: Blind Rank
In this episode we discuss hot sauces, long pees, and Jake’s old hobbies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 18, 2025 • 49min
91: Rejection Notice
In this episode we talk about making money, making memories, and back pain.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 11, 2025 • 45min
90: Random State of Mind
The hosts kick off with humor, sharing dental woes and quirky personal stories. They liken their podcast’s conclusion to a marathon, sparking playful banter about race-day drama. A nostalgic game dives into their iMessage history, filled with laughter over past texts. Cooking techniques and sponsored segments spice up the mix, while tales of hangovers and travel adventures evoke college nostalgia. Their lively quiz brings out the competitive spirit as they reminisce about game shows and trivia, keeping the fun rolling throughout.

Aug 4, 2025 • 41min
89: Italia-no
In this episode we discuss our show ending, our belly buttons beginning, and Italian restaurants.🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 28, 2025 • 44min
88: Top 100
In this episode we discuss popular websites, popular tourist attractions, and unpopular heights.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 21, 2025 • 47min
87: Hardly Memorizing
In this episode we discuss being handymen, being smart men, and testing our memory.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 14, 2025 • 47min
86: Poetry or No-etry Again
Discover the hilarity of inflatable pigeons in NYC, humorously speculated to be spy drones. Dive into quirky discussions about soccer fandom, contrasted with LA vibes. Explore a playful segment on 'poetry or noetry,' where classic and original works are hilariously critiqued. Unearth the whimsical links between potato salad and comedy, alongside light-hearted tales of ocelots and nostalgic startup dreams. Finally, engage with the evolving relationship between AI and users, sparking creative conversations.

Jul 7, 2025 • 40min
85: I Really Don’t Care, Do You?
In this episode we discuss aging, lizards, and movie stars.🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 30, 2025 • 34min
Bonus: Funky Toenail (2019)
Enjoy a lighthearted dive into quirky topics like grandparents and the state of your feet, with some wedding chatter sprinkled in. The hosts tackle the hilarious dilemmas of toenail management, weighing the pros and cons of removal. They discuss sticky romantic situations and the complexities of keeping past relationships honest. Plus, there's a whimsical take on wedding crashing, blending humor and chaos. Get ready for amusing anecdotes that highlight personal quirks and the art of navigating life's little challenges!

Jun 23, 2025 • 46min
84: Would You Rather
Get ready for a wild ride as the hosts dive into outlandish 'Would You Rather' scenarios! They tackle everything from hilarious grooming dilemmas to the absurdities of clothing choices in different weather. Discover the quirks of bar mitzvah planning and reflect on financial blunders from childhood. Plus, the debate between cake or wine every day brings laughter and quirky insights into lifestyle choices. It's a rollercoaster of humor, nostalgia, and financial wisdom wrapped in entertaining banter!