

Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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May 19, 2025 • 57min
Knicks, Advertising, A.I. Stealing Jobs | Monday Morning Podcast 5-19-25
Dive into the world of sports as the Knicks celebrate unexpected playoff success, sparking a discussion on fan loyalty and hypocrisy. Enjoy lighthearted anecdotes about music and the upcoming tribute to Patrice O'Neill. Discover the hidden world of advertising, from grocery store tracking to the unsettling implications of A.I. on the job market. Finally, explore deep reflections on beliefs, community, and the diverse experiences that shape our connections, all wrapped in humor and insight.

May 15, 2025 • 1h 36min
Leg Day, NBA Playoffs, Drumming | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-15-25
The speaker dives into the humorous quirks of gym culture, highlighting leg day experiences. They passionately discuss NBA playoffs, drawing contrasts between dedicated fans and fair-weather supporters. A heartfelt reflection on drumming evolution adds a creative twist. Nostalgic tales of athletes and college football traditions interlace with critiques on meat consumption and pop culture. Sprinkled with humor, the speaker shares insights on the emotional rollercoaster of sports fandom, all while keeping the laughs rolling.

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May 12, 2025 • 60min
Little Italy, Redheads, Hair Transplants | Monday Morning Podcast 5-12-25
In a hilarious twist, the speaker reflects on a nostalgia-filled trip to Little Italy, sharing anecdotes that shine a light on confidence, especially among redheads. They delve into the quirks of hair transplants, even at the young age of twenty-four. The discussion further flirts with the absurdities of modern life, touching on social media's addictive nature and the charm of vintage cars. Laced with humor and personal insight, this conversation explores deeper societal issues while keeping the tone light and engaging.

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May 8, 2025 • 1h 37min
Bookstore, Luxury Items, Electric Bikes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-8-25
The host shares humorous insights from a recent visit to a bookstore and discusses luxury item scams, questioning the diamond trade and critiquing extravagant goods like Rolexes. They dive into the quirks of electric bikes while playfully ridiculing city cyclists. Touching on sports loyalties, they reflect on aging and community changes, including gentrification. Balancing serious topics with comedy, the conversation weaves through parenting trials and the absurdities of airline travel, presenting an engaging blend of nostalgia and current realities.

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May 5, 2025 • 55min
Cosmetic Dentistry, Blood Money, Blackouts | Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-25
Bill dives into the world of cosmetic dentistry scams with a mix of humor and skepticism. He reflects on the chaotic discoveries of paleontology and links it to the absurdities of modern dental practices. The discussion humorously critiques business profit obsession while touching on mattress choices and self-image. He shares personal anecdotes that weave through relationships and societal norms. Additionally, the talk shifts to historical rebellions and modern issues, sparking conversations about preparedness in the face of blackouts.

May 1, 2025 • 1h 52min
Windsor Knot, Phone Functions, 'The View' Gripes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-25
Bill humorously dives into the intricacies of tying a Windsor knot and shares amusing tales about everyday victories in life, like mastering breakfast cooking. He candidly reflects on challenges faced on shows like 'The View' and explores the nostalgia of a ten-year podcast journey. Listeners are entertained with quirky anecdotes about DC sports struggles and the juxtaposition of history with modern sporting events. Along the way, there's witty commentary on technology's impact and a celebration of listener engagement.

Apr 28, 2025 • 33min
Getting Recognized, Hecklers, Tall People | Monday Morning Podcast 4-28-25
The host shares hilarious stories about being recognized and dealing with hecklers in comedy. They delve into the quirks of being tall, from awkward cheese steak outings to the impact of height on health. Nostalgia for early hip hop influences and the challenges of balancing family life and sports are explored. The podcast critiques the NBA's bias towards large market teams while reflecting on broader societal issues like wealth disparity. Peppered with personal anecdotes, it humorously addresses the intricacies of public life.

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Apr 24, 2025 • 1h 43min
New York, MotoGP, Crooked Nipples | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-24-25
The speaker shares humorous anecdotes about underage drinking in East Boston and reflects on aging alongside the absurdities of fitness culture. From chaotic air travel tales highlighting rude passengers to heartfelt moments in Boise, the discussion meanders through nostalgia and societal changes. Hilarious celebrity encounters and thoughts on hockey playoffs bring levity, while critiques of modern norms and history balance the comedy. With authenticity as a theme, the conversation remains light and engaging, showcasing the quirky facets of life.

Apr 21, 2025 • 47min
Easter, Fruit, the Book of Job | Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-25
A hilarious Easter memory involving a mishap with an Easter Bunny costume kicks off a light-hearted discussion on the quirky dynamics of communication. The host reflects on adult realities versus childhood fantasies during a boating adventure. Highlights include a critique of the corporate world's profit-driven motives and thoughts on social justice issues. Lastly, a humorous take on the Book of Job explores the nuances of good and evil, featuring the character of Satan in an engaging and entertaining manner.

Apr 17, 2025 • 1h 32min
Gifting Horses, Work Hours, Smart Kids | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-25
This episode dives into the humorous side of gifting horses and the absurdity of normal work hours. Bill shares relatable parenting stories about kids' disillusionment with magical figures like the Easter Bunny. There are whimsical reflections on childhood perceptions of wealth compared to today’s urban life. The chaos of Patriots Day is explored alongside laughs over technological frustrations. Culinary adventures lead to hilarious dumpling mishaps, showcasing the journey of culinary self-discovery and personal growth.


