

The Simpleton Podcast | Catholic Culture, Mission, and Politics with Clark Massey and Laura Hehman
Clark Massey and Laura Hehman
Welcome to The Simpleton Podcast with Clark Massey and Laura Hehman!
Clark is the founder of A Simple House of Sts. Francis and Alphonsus, a Catholic inner-city outreach ministry in Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Laura was one of the first missionaries to join the ministry, and is still involved today.
The vision of The Simpleton Podcast is to discuss Catholic culture, mission, and politics through the lens of the Catholic laity.
New episodes (almost) every Thursday!
To learn more about A Simple House, visit https://www.asimplehouse.org/
Clark is the founder of A Simple House of Sts. Francis and Alphonsus, a Catholic inner-city outreach ministry in Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Laura was one of the first missionaries to join the ministry, and is still involved today.
The vision of The Simpleton Podcast is to discuss Catholic culture, mission, and politics through the lens of the Catholic laity.
New episodes (almost) every Thursday!
To learn more about A Simple House, visit https://www.asimplehouse.org/
Episodes
Mentioned books

Feb 17, 2023 • 56min
How to Replace God, Weird Christian Retreats, Silence Movie, & CS Lewis | The Simpleton Podcast
Back from A Simple House's yearly retreat, Clark and Laura discuss what a good Christian / Catholic retreat should look like, the things that we replace God with, "Silence" (2016), and much more.
Also in this episode:
• C*caine, sugar, and Greyhound buses (we'll explain)
• The phrase, "Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"
• Catholics react to the movie "Silence" (2016)
• Science, fitness, aliens: things that replace God
• SIMPLE LIVING HACK: Popcorn
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:55 C*caine, sugar, and Greyhound buses
4:27 ASH Retreat rules
5:23 SUPERFEAST (and how to fast/feast)
10:18 Weird retreat problems
14:14 TRUE Christian fasting (healthy and holy)
20:10 "Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"
22:03 Why it's crucial to have a personal relationship with Jesus
25:59 The book "Silence" and the obviousness of God
29:40 We will experience persecution; here's how to prepare
32:45 A tangent on the dangers of Parkinson's meds
35:00 Science, fitness, aliens: things that replace God
37:36 The genius of C.S. Lewis's Space Trilogy
38:01 Should we "fortify" ourselves with theology?
40:04 C.S. Lewis's Space Trilogy & "That Hideous Strength"
45:42 Kind, loving, albeit ordinary priests
47:26 Please pray for the popular, superstar priests
51:11 SIMPLE LIVING HACK: Popcorn
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A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/@asimplehouseu_2023
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Feb 9, 2023 • 1h 2min
The Cure for Poverty, Why "Good" Isn't Exciting, & Steven Crowder | The Simpleton Podcast
Clark and Laura take a deep dive into the problem of poverty, the misconceptions surrounding it, and the solution--which isn't what you think.
Also in this episode:
• "The poor will always be with us": true or false?
• Stupid, classic analogies: the river
• Peter Theil and how nuance can destroy a message
• The marketplace of ideas and what defeats good ideas
• How to TRULY retreat (also: A Simple House's no-wimps retreat)
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:54 "Misunderstanding Poverty": Clark's essay
6:13 True or false: "The poor will always be with us"?
12:16 Exploiting the poor
13:53 Homily problems and elocution
15:58 Stupid, classic analogies: the river
18:02 Ben Speaks Out Against Injustice
19:00 Laura's defense of JP2 and nuance
22:06 **trigger warning, skip ahead to 23:06**
23:06 Nuance can destroy a message
24:45 Peter Theil is a great example of avoiding nuance
26:06 HUGE misconceptions about the poor
34:40 How to make a holy life enticing
39:33 Steven Crowder, the marketplace of ideas, what defeats good ideas
46:58 How to TRULY retreat (also: A Simple House's no-wimps retreat)
57:28 SIMPLE LIVING HACK (kind of): buying eyeglasses
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUja8OgkDWg.
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A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2023
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Feb 2, 2023 • 46min
Libertarians, Dave Smith, What Do Catholics Believe, & Gaslighting | The Simpleton Podcast
Clark and Laura discuss the commonalities between Libertarians and Catholics--not in beliefs, but in their messages--in this episode of The Simpleton Podcast.
Also in this episode:
• Red-pill moments and "breaking frame"
• Catholics: stop arguing about what doesn't matter!
• Gaslighting, sexuality, and breakdowns of logic
• Extremism and counter-narratives
• Simple Living Hacks: ice cream!
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:51 Libertarians, Catholic governmental history, and Dave Smith
5:16 "Red pilling" the world as Catholics
10:08 What Catholics believe that no one else believes
18:08 Wearing weaknesses as badges?
20:47 Catholics: stop nerding out. Focus on the world!
24:07 Here's what Catholics need to stop talking about
26:56 Absurdism, gaslighting, and damage to our culture
34:59 The breakdown of sexuality
38:11 Politics, extremism, and the rise of counter-narratives
42:04 SIMPLE LIVING HACKS: Ice cream
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the audio version of this episode almost anywhere you stream podcasts (specifically, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Breaker, and Anchor). Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://anchor.fm/simpletonpodcast.
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You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://youtu.be/4jOwIQclIVg.
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A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Jan 20, 2023 • 1h 22min
Pope Benedict's Legacy, Minimalist Hacks, & Outsourcing to China | The Simpleton Podcast
The EZ-DUZ-IT Deluxe Can Opener: https://www.amazon.com/EZ-DUZ-Deluxe-Opener-Black-Grips/dp/B0071OUJDQ/ref=asc_df_B0071OUJDQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=167123558869&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1548705745127775135&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9029599&hvtargid=pla-272278256067&th=1
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Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, passed away on December 31, 2022. Clark and Laura discuss the monumental impact Benedict had on them, and in the starting of A Simple House.
In this episode:
• Why you need to read Benedict's works
• NEW SEGMENT: Simple Living Hacks
• JP2 vs. Benedict in style and legacy
• Controversy: how Benedict handled sex abusers, the media, and SSPX
• The purpose of the Catholic Church
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:55 Intro to Pope Benedict segment
2:52 Benedict's contributions before papacy
5:08 Differences between Benedict and JP2
6:52 We went to Benedict's Mass in DC
7:55 Why retiring from being pope was a monumental move
11:41 Benedict's great theological contributions
16:45 "Introduction to Christianity"'s profound impact
20:07 Benedict's contributions to the Catechism
21:57 The three interviews
24:42 Encyclicals, Catholic Charities, & Love/Truth
31:26 Benedict's role in forming A Simple House
33:40 No one reads!!
42:09 The Historical-Critical Method and its faults
45:25 The "Jesus of Nazareth" books
46:56 Controversy: how Benedict handled sex abusers
53:10 Benedict's "bulldog" media portrayal
56:48 SSPX and Benedict
58:36 The Vatican Bank scandal
59:54 Seminarians at ASH
1:03:29 What's the purpose of the Church?
1:07:21 Flawless transition
1:08:20 NEW SEGMENT: Simple Living Hacks
1:14:44 Is it wrong or right to outsource?
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the audio version of this episode almost anywhere you stream podcasts (specifically, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Breaker, and Anchor). Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://anchor.fm/simpletonpodcast.
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You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://youtu.be/iJkSauXaseM.
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Like, subscribe, share the podcast, and most of all, send us your feedback! We want to hear from you about what you loved, what you didn't, where you want to see the podcast go, and any other thoughts you have. Send us an email at asimplehouse@gmail.com with the subject line "The Simpleton Podcast Feedback".
A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Dec 30, 2022 • 35min
Right to Repair, Planned Obsolescence, & the "Catholic Economy" | The Simpleton Podcast
How can living simply help you avoid the pitfalls of planned obsolescence?
Clark and Laura discuss societal threats to simple living and their solutions in this second episode of TSP's 2-part series on simple living.
In this episode:
• 5 items you should only buy once (if you buy them right!)
• Items that everyone needs and will save you money
• Why you should buy from your neighbor vs. Ikea
• Buy Nothing, Freecycle, and the hyper-local economy
• Clark's idea of the "Catholic economy" and its application
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
1:01 Tom in Michagan: Catholic Community
6:11 Planned obsolescence (PO) and dark consumerism
9:18 Right to Repair (RTR) and how to defeat PO
12:04 Essential RTR tips to save money and time
18:57 The "Catholic economy" and buying from your neighbor
22:21 Laura's side hustle
24:16 Things you need to buy ONCE
29:25 Shopgoodwill.com
33:21 Conclusion
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the audio version of this episode almost anywhere you stream podcasts (specifically, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Breaker, and Anchor). Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://anchor.fm/simpletonpodcast.
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You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://youtu.be/5OW5e8Bo1SE.
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A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Dec 1, 2022 • 38min
Minimalism & TRUE Christian Simple Living | The Simpleton Podcast
**Help us with our next episode! Send suggestions on simple living to asimplehouse@gmail.com, subject line, "Simple Living Podcast".**
A Simple House: I mean, it's in our name.
Living simply is a core aspect of what we do (and what we're called to do as Christians). But the concept is unclear and hard to do. What is true simple living?
In this episode:
• The non-Christian ideas of "simple living" and what they're missing
• What you NEED to get rid of
• Simply put: how to live simply
• The value of your time vs. your hobbies
• How your laundry (yes, your laundry) could be robbing you
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
2:08 Cliché, dumb ideas about "living simply"
8:13 Why live simply (in the real way)?
9:37 How to live simply
15:58 What's the benefit of going back to our roots?
23:24 You need to know the value of your time.
26:26 The value of hobbies
27:55 Summarizing simple living
28:43 You NEED to get rid of these things.
32:33 Fixing your laundry process will save your life.
37:32 We need your HELP!
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5gJuBh9-A8
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Like, subscribe, share the podcast, and most of all, send us your feedback! We want to hear from you about what you loved, what you didn't, where you want to see the podcast go, and any other thoughts you have. Send us an email at asimplehouse@gmail.com with the subject line "The Simpleton Podcast Feedback".
A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Nov 10, 2022 • 1h 4min
Secret Society Tackles Big Pharma & Alcohol: An Interview w/ "Dave" | The Simpleton Podcast
A secret fellowship has been anonymously tackling the crippling effects of Big Pharma and Big Alcohol for the last 85+ years.
Clark sits down with "Dave", an anonymous member of this society, to learn more about it and how, surprisingly, anyone can join it.
In this episode:
• The steps that define this fellowship
• Addiction and its spiritual treatment
• The promises of recovery
• The worldwide reach of this organization
• How to help someone with an addiction
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:45 The 12 Steps: their purpose
3:52 Is addiction physical or mental?
6:20 Are addicts prone to ALL addictions?
8:43 The 12 Steps: what are they?
10:37 The spiritual aspect of the 12 steps
14:57 How long does it take to do the 12 steps?
18:20 The "benefits" of addiction (post-addiction)
19:38 The promises of recovery
23:16 Faith's relationship with recovery
28:05 How recovery affects parenting style
31:39 The traditions of the 12 Steps & its marketing
38:33 Addicts are stubborn & the solution
39:51 The worldwide reach of this organization
41:44 Arguments against this fellowship
48:48 What makes a good sponsor/mentor?
53:08 How to help someone with an addiction
1:00:51 Dave's final words: "God will show up for you"
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVV-JOspuvA
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Like, subscribe, share the podcast, and most of all, send us your feedback! We want to hear from you about what you loved, what you didn't, where you want to see the podcast go, and any other thoughts you have. Send us an email at asimplehouse@gmail.com with the subject line "The Simpleton Podcast Feedback".
A Simple House is a Catholic ministry that serves project and Section 8 neighborhoods in southeast Washington, DC and Kansas City, MO. Our Catholic missionary work involves meeting people in their neighborhoods and in their homes. Missionaries strive to meet the material and spiritual needs of the poor. While missionaries serve at A Simple House, they live a simple religious life. Each missionary attends daily Mass, says morning and evening prayer from the Catholic Church's Liturgy of the Hours, and makes time for personal prayer and scripture study.
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Nov 3, 2022 • 45min
Transhumanism, Bad Faith, & Trolling Your Loved Ones | The Simpleton Podcast
Transhumanism: enhancing the human condition by developing technologies that can greatly improve cognition and longevity.
Technology makes life easier, but at what point does it make life itself, less?
In this episode:
• Technology-infused humans: how far should it go?
• "Playing stupid" as a way to connect with someone
• Transgenderism's repopulation issue
• Homesteading & the "Back to the Land" movement
• Clark's ridiculousness and how to troll your loved ones
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Links:
"Squatting on the Squatter" by FOX 2 Detroit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB_hjqZQ1UY
"The Gay Rights Movement Has Been Hijacked by a Radical Transhumanist Agenda" by Jennifer Bilek (Reality's Last Stand article): https://www.realityslaststand.com/p/the-gay-rights-movement-has-been
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:23 Signpost
1:17 We love Classical Ed, but...
6:47 Should kids read the Old Testament?
9:13 Rhetoric & its role in ministry
15:56 When true ideas lose & "Harm Reduction" vs. 12-step
21:18 Transhumanism: technology-infused humans
28:08 Brave New World's plot coming true?
30:18 Homesteading & "Back to the Land"
32:11 Transgenderism is ruining humanity's future
36:11 Transhumanist agenda & demanding rights doesn't work
40:27 Coming up soon on TSP!
40:43 *Clark's ridiculousness & "trolling your wife"*
44:43 An abrupt outro
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://youtu.be/joTSPP86gUM
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Like, subscribe, share the podcast, and most of all, send us your feedback! We want to hear from you about what you loved, what you didn't, where you want to see the podcast go, and any other thoughts you have. Send us an email at asimplehouse@gmail.com with the subject line "The Simpleton Podcast Feedback".
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Oct 27, 2022 • 1h 3min
Same-Sex Attraction as a Catholic: Interview w/ Garrett Johnson | The Simpleton Podcast
***Some sexual content is discussed in this episode. It's not very descriptive, but it would likely fall in the PG-13 category. Viewer and listener discretion is advised.***
Garrett Johnson, also known as "Brother Without Order", is a Catholic speaker and blogger living in the DC area who experiences same-sex attraction (SSA).
While some want him to claim that his identity is found in being gay, Garrett has a much different perspective: one that has helped him live a much more fulfilling, truthful, and Catholic lifestyle.
In this episode:
• "Born this way" is a hoax?
• The Catholic ministry "Courage" and its impact on those with SSA
• Conversion therapy vs. true "reparative" therapy
• How to live chastely as someone with SSA
• How to be a supportive parent to a child with SSA
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Links:
Courage's website: https://couragerc.org/
Garrett's website, Brother Without Order: https://www.brotherwithoutorder.com/
Garrett's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/gfreakj
Article from the Arlington Catholic Herald featuring Garrett: https://www.catholicherald.com/article/local/catholics-with-same-sex-attraction-live-church-teaching-through-courage-ministry/
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
1:14 *A quick disclaimer about this episode*
2:03 Introducing Garrett, cont.
2:28 Religion & sexuality in childhood
6:03 First experience of same-sex attraction
7:11 Exposure to pornography
8:54 Drinking, smoking, and clubbing
10:38 Starting a gay lifestyle
11:34 Sex helped me understand something crucial
13:16 The narrative surrounding gay lifestyles & LGBTQ
18:30 Hitting rock bottom & a relationship with God
21:03 Being a hair stylist & the connection to this journey
23:05 How to bring someone back to the Catholic Church
25:57 How "accepting" should Catholics be?
26:37 Fully becoming Catholic & EWTN's "The Journey Home"
28:38 The turning point
29:40 Quitting weed, YouTube, and brotherwithoutorder.com
32:08 Finding Courage (the Catholic ministry)
38:58 Garrett's main message
43:15 What it takes to be a great mother
46:09 "Born this way" is a hoax?
48:23 SSA could come from psychological issues
49:56 Conversion therapy vs. true "reparative" therapy
53:00 How to live chastely as someone with SSA
56:12 The ministry of the barbershop
58:19 How to be a supportive parent to a child with SSA
1:01:18 Speak the truth with love!
1:02:07 Outro (and where to hear more of Garrett!)
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The Simpleton Podcast is also on Rumble and Odysee! You can watch the latest episodes of The Simpleton Podcast by going to:
Rumble: rumble.com/user/asimplehouseU
Odysee: odysee.com/@asimplehouseU
You can also find the video version of this episode on YouTube. Just search "The Simpleton Podcast", or go to https://youtu.be/cidMt1XPwEE
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Like, subscribe, share the podcast, and most of all, send us your feedback! We want to hear from you about what you loved, what you didn't, where you want to see the podcast go, and any other thoughts you have. Send us an email at asimplehouse@gmail.com with the subject line "The Simpleton Podcast Feedback".
To learn more about A Simple House and The Simpleton Podcast, visit asimplehouse.org. You can also follow us on these platforms:
YouTube - A Simple House: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6LYNoV7AFGhKP4LR0Qqgnw
YouTube - A Simple House U (home of The Simpleton Podcast): https://youtube.com/asimplehouseu_2022
Facebook: @asimplehouse
Instagram: @asimplehouse.catholic

Oct 20, 2022 • 58min
Fake Mass Graves, Vatican Secret Library, Bad Faith Conversations & Some MNF | The Simpleton Podcast
The Catholic Church has been entangled in a complex and confusing situation in Canada for the past several years.
Claims of mass graves outside Catholic schools have been rumored for a while now. But is there any evidence? Was the Church involved? And who's to blame?
In this episode:
• Terry Glavin, NYT, and false journalism
• The Chinese genocide and disingenuous narratives
• How far should the Catholic Church reach into politics?
• RCIA for the dumb & a lesson from Beavis and Butt-head
• The secret Vatican library?? We explain.
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Links:
"The Great Canadian Mass Graves Hoax" episode from Bari Weiss's podcast "Honestly": https://www.honestlypod.com/podcast/episode/25fa83d7/the-great-canadian-mass-graves-hoax
"If You Fall In Love Fast - Watch This... | Russell Brand" full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfSushzin2k
"Beavis's Spiritual Journey" article by Amy Welborn: https://amywelborn.wordpress.com/2022/10/10/beavis-spiritual-journey/
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Chapters:
0:00 Start
0:17 Signpost
0:56 Reacting to Dcn. Tyler's thoughts
6:58 The Church is a sign of contradiction
10:06 Disingenuous conversation & the Chinese genocide
13:54 Beavis and Butt-head's enlightening satire
16:19 RCIA for the dumb
19:29 Russell Brand & real vs. fleeting love
23:41 The Vatican Library
25:56 Upcoming episode help request!
27:05 Monday Night Football and crowd unrest
30:33 The First Nation genocide in Canada
32:38 Catholics haven't always ran things well.
35:01 The situation in Canadian schools
36:02 The NYT article & church burnings
38:18 The Terry Glavin interview
39:32 Journalistic malpractice & "the George Floyd moment"
42:42 The Catholic scapegoat & who's to blame?
47:34 Interpreting the story
50:39 Hypocritical leaders
51:44 Disingenuous conversation & the Chinese genocide pt. 2
55:00 One good thing about the UN
56:31 Focus, Clark!
56:38 The US's honesty
57:30 Outro
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