Gayest Episode Ever

"Michelangelo Meets Mondo Gecko" (September 14, 1991) It's finally here: The Cartoons That Made Us Gay, our new Patreon-exclusive bonus podcast, focused on queer readings of the cartoons of our youth. While this series will comprise ten episodes only available on our Patreon feed, we're putting the first part of the first episode on the main feed to show off what we're doing. To listen to the full version of this episode, all you need to do is pledge $1 a month on Patreon and subscribe to the Patreon-only feed for fancy people in your podcast app of choice. It's easy! You should do it! But we're biased! This episode focuses on the 1987 run of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — specifically "Michelangelo Meets Mondo Gecko," which is all about Mike being drawn to the man (or man-gecko) of his dreams, and we couldn't think of a weirder way to kick off this new podcast project. In doing this episode, we hoped to make this cartoon series accessible even for people who have never watched the show, but let us know how we did. Coming up next: Jem and The Holograms! The logo for The Cartoons That Made Us Gay was designed by Jeff Hinchee. Show notes that will make more sense if you listen to the full episode on Patreon: In case you're not familiar with the "Asian cliche" musical motif Harry Nilsson's "The Point" Listen to Matt Baume's interview with Cam Clarke Was April O'Neil whitewashed? Queer readings of kids shows, previously: He-Man with special guest Henry Gilbert Fraggle Rock with special guest Matt Baume Dungeons & Dragons Dinosaurs 80s Cartoons with special guest Ted Biaselli Harley & Ivy Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. This episode was edited by Meika Grimm. This is a TableCakes podcast.

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (October 29, 1976) It's the first TableCakes crossover! But is Gayest Episode Ever making an appearance on Monday Afternoon Monday or vice versa? Who cares! The point is that Sam Pancake — actor, comedian and host of MAM — is discussing The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with Drew and Glen in all its vintage bonkers badness. If there is one significant difference in this episode, it's probably that it's light on clips because 1) the jokes aren't great and 2) Sam does a good enough impression of Paul Lynde that he can spare you from having to listen to the original audio. Watch this special right now on YouTube, if you want to for some weird reason. Subscribe to Monday Afternoon Monday and, in particular, listen to Drew's episode about the Valerie Harper made-for-TV shocker Don't Go to Sleep. Also the episode with Drew "Other Drew" Droege is great. Listen to Deep Cuts & Superficial Wounds' three-hour all-music, no-talk Halloween special Listen to the Singing Mountain Halloween finale Listen to Smart Mouth episodes: Circus Peanuts / Persimmons / Chocolate Chip Cookies / Ice Cream Floats Listen to the previous GEE episodes about Jennifer Slept Here and Bewitched. Also here is the clip from The Critic that Drew mentions. Buy the first issue of Drew and Glen's new comic anthology, Beyond Sunset. Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This episode was edited by Meika Grimm. This is a TableCakes podcast.

"Nightmare on Oak Street" (November 23, 1987) We had to break format to do it, but at long last, we are talking about The Hogan Family… a.k.a. Valerie, a.k.a. Valerie's Family. And yes the history of how this one sitcom had three different names is explained, but more to the point we ask why a show that killed off its title character would choose to confront its young viewers just a few weeks later with zombie horror — and worst of all, the Zombie Sandy Duncan. The Associates, the lawyer sitcom starring Martin Short and created by Hogan Family creator Charlie Hauck is, after all, available on YouTube. Jaime Weinman's 2008 Maclean's piece on why Valerie Harper left the show provided many details in my recapping on the incident. Buy the first issue of Drew and Glen's new comic anthology, Beyond Sunset. Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This is a TableCakes podcast.

"PIlot" (1993) This unsold pilot, featuring JoBeth Williams as an aging actress in 1930s Hollywood, represents writer Joe Keenan's attempt at selling NBC a TV series with a gay sensibility back in 1993. And while Gloria Vane never made it to air, its legacy lives on in Frasier, as Keenan joined the Frasier writers' room and ended up penning some of the series queerest and most farcical episodes. Even without that Frasier connection, however, Gloria Vane would still merit its own very special episode, because it's very funny and very queer. Watch the Gloria Vane pilot on YouTube. Watch Dear Diary, the unsold Bebe Neuwirth pilot that won an Oscar. Buy the first issue of Drew and Glen's new comic anthology, Beyond Sunset. Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This is a TableCakes podcast.

"The Love Lesson" (Jan. 22, 1980) Heads up: The gender politics in this one are all fucked up, and a lie results in a character getting misgendered in a way that won't be funny to every listener. However, it's not the whole of the episode. When Mr. Furley catches Jack necking with a woman, Jack lies and says this woman is actually a man. Naturally, Mr. Furley offers to teach Jack how to be heterosexual. Listen to the What a Cartoon episode on Laverne and Shirley in the Army and get a nice primer on the extended Happy Days universe. Listen to our previous Three's Company episode. Listen to an NPR piece on Jim Sullivan's UFO. Smart Mouth is back! Listen to it! Monday Afternoon Movie is also back! Listen to it! Also Singing Mountain is ending! Listen to it! Support us on Patreon! Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This is a TableCakes podcast.

"Out With Dad" (February 10, 2000) It's been far too long since we did a Frasier episode, and so we're returning with a good one, in which Martin (John Mahoney) plays gay and pretends that Niles (David Hyde Pierce) is his boyfriend. It's a great farce, and as special guest Anthony Oliveira points out, it's one of the best Joe Keenan-penned episodes of the show. Beyond Sunset is live! Buy issue one here! Listen to Anthony's Patreon podcast, The Devil's Party. Watch the pilot for Gloria Vane, a Joe Keenan script that didn't go to series but did result in him writing for Frasier and also in Gil Chesterton and Bebe Glazer becoming characters on the show. What the fuck is Einstein on the Beach? Previous Frasier episodes: Frasier's Boss Is Gay Frasier Has a Gay Dream Frasier Dates a Gay Guy Smart Mouth is back! Listen to it! Monday Afternoon Movie is also back! Listen to it! Also Singing Mountain is ending! Listen to it! Watch Drew's video compilation of every LGBT joke ever on the history of The Simpsons. Buy Glen's movie, Being Frank. Support us on Patreon! Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This is a TableCakes podcast.

EDIT: Apologies for the original file cutting off early. It has since been fixed. "Pat Connects With Her Fans" (August 26, 2021) The Other Two is not a gay show, necessarily, but one of the two titular characters is gay, and through him this sitcom explores aspects of gay life that most shows don't. Its current season has Cary (Drew Tarver) explore what kind of gay man he wants to be, and this episode in particular does that through a wacky sitcom misunderstanding that's both expertly crafted and that could only work in a gay context. We love it, and we think you should watch this show. Help us decide which series we'll be covering for our new Patreon-exlucsive podcast, The Cartoons That Made Us Gay. Read the Buzzfeed article about this episode. Watch the SNL sketch "Do It on My Twin Bed," written by Chris Kelly Sarah Schneider. "He's gay / he's blind" Watch Drew's video compilation of every LGBT joke ever on the history of The Simpsons. Buy Glen's movie, Being Frank. Support us on Patreon! Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This is a TableCakes podcast.

("The Beard," February 9, 1995) And… we're back. Welcome to season five of Gayest Episode Ever, which is a lot like the previous seasons but with a few streamlining improvements. Our first episode looks at an Elaine-centric Seinfeld in which it's supposed that a straight woman can cure a gay man if she tries hard enough and Melrose Place is a show that heterosexual men watch only in secret. Listen to our previous Seinfeld episodes: Susan's Dad Had an Affair With John Cheever and Jerry and George Aren't Gay, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Watch Drew's video compilation of every LGBT joke ever on the history of The Simpsons. Buy Glen's movie, Being Frank. Support us on Patreon! Go shop at our TeePublic store! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn And yes, we do have an official website! We even have episode transcripts courtesy of Sarah Neal. Our logo was designed by Rob Wilson. This episode's art was designed by Ian O'Phelan. This is a TableCakes podcast.

"Quest for He-Man" (October 5, 1983) A thousand gay nerds debating on a thousand twitter threads could come up with any number of candidates for the gayest episode ever of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, but the one we're talking about with Talking Simpsons co-host Henry Gilbert is the one where our hero travels through a swirling rainbow hole to an alternate dimension ruled by a gay-seeming bunny-man who loads a phallic rocket full of his precious, life-giving fluid, and no, we're not making any of that up. Follow Henry on Twitter, and listen to Talking Simpsons, What a Cartoon and his show's various Patreon-only projects. Listen to our "Glen Writes a Golden Girls" episode, featuring Ted Biaselli, executive producer of Masters of the Universe: Revelation. Also listen to our "Cartoons That Made Us Gay" episode, also featuring Ted. Listen to episodes of Monday Afternoon Movie. Read Drew's Shelley Long essay. Read the Men's Health article "Who's Afraid of a Gay He-Man?" Read about the Bo Derek Dazzler movie that never was. Read all about Plundor the Spoiler, and here's the source for Paul Dini basing Plundor off Binky from Life in Hell. Watch the "Laughing Prince Adam" video. In fact, what the episode we're discussing right now, for free and fully legal, on YouTube. Buy Glen's movie, Being Frank. Support us on Patreon! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn

"Gone But Not Forgotten" (February 16, 1987) Surprise! We're back! And we brought Fraggles with us! In the final season of Fraggle Rock, the episode "Gone But Not Forgotten" features Wembley making a new friend in Mudwell the Mudbunny, who knows he will soon die. Mudwell's passing and Wembley's grief serve as not only a general life lesson for young viewers but also a parallel for the life of Richard Hunt, the openly gay Mupetteer who voices Mudwell, who lost his own partner to AIDS not long before this episode was filmed and who would die as a result of AIDS not long after. Matt Baume, queer sailor of the pop culture seas, joins us to discuss how Fraggle Rock goes deeper than you might expect. Watch Matt's videos Richard Hunt, the gay man behind the Muppets Star Trek's First Gay Ship-Mates? The Star-Crossed Romance of Garak & Bashir What Makes Disney Villains So Gay? Rocko's Modern Life: Cartoons Coming Out of the Closet Plus there's more on his YouTube channel and even more on his Patreon Also watch the video for Ben Folds' "Do It Anyway" — featuring the Fraggles! Watch Jim Henson's memorial service, where Richard Hunt makes a prescient speech Buy Glen's movie, Being Frank. Support us on Patreon! Follow: GEE on Facebook • GEE's Facebook Group • GEE on Twitter • GEE on Instagram • Drew on Twitter • Glen on Twitter Listen: iTunes • Spotify • Stitcher • Google Play • Google Podcasts • Himalaya • TuneIn