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UPDATE! Mac is back. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today 0:00 Intro 0:45 My bf woke me up at 2am to make him dinner; I made him leave instead https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1elm0kq/bf_31m_woke_me_34f_u[…]tm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 12:23 I have the chance to date my old high school crush, but I'm engaged to my fiancé. What do I do? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c12kn4/i_25m_have_the_chance_to_date_my_old_hs_crush_25f/ 22:06 My recent boyfriend gave me a book to read. It's really, really bad https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1eiu1jg/my_25f_recent_boyfriend_37m_gave_me_a_book_to/ 35:27 My husband doesn't know that I know what he's up to https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bmbsgo/my_husband_doesnt_know_that_i_know_what_hes_up_to/ 42:00 AITA for refusing to help a girl in gym unless she stops recording me? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1em2bei/new_update_aita_for_refusing_to_help_a_girl_in/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ Mac Kahey ( @MacDoesIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/macdoesit/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff A2 Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some of these stories give me second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment. For FREE breakfast for life go to https://hellofresh.com/freepitreddit! 0:00 Intro 3:14 I accidentally revealed my student’s paternity during a genetics lesson https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cp42eu/tifu_by_accidentally_revealing_my_students/ 10:37 I told a girl she turned me gay https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/164swp7/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_she_turned_me_gay/ 23:47 I drugged the bartender and ruined a wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pnr4mt/tifu_by_drugging_the_bartender_and_ruining_a/ 33:03 I put stupid stuff as my Venmo memo and it was read out loud in court https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1d3m5wy/tifu_by_putting_inane_shit_as_my_venmo_memo_and/ 37:38 I sat through my friends’ orgy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15xmjdd/tifu_by_sitting_through_my_friends_orgy/ 48:10 I’ve been putting tampons in wrong for 10 years https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1b3o1xb/tifu_by_putting_tampons_in_wrong_for_10_years/ 56:13 I showed my penis to my wife’s grandparents https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1co9cet/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_to_my_wifes_grandparents/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff A2 Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please don't take dating advice from Reddit (but listen to us!) Head to http://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 4:51 I told the guy I'm not dating him because he's a picky eater https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1esqxe8/aitah_for_telling_a_guy_the_real_reason_i_wasnt/ 16:36 I messed up by playing Baldur's Gate 3 with my girlfriend https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17p9xwd/tifu_by_playing_baldurs_gate_3_with_my_girlfriend/ 26:44 I received the dreaded "hey girl" text after 2.5 years with my bf https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1ehttx0/i_28f_received_the_dreaded_hey_girl_text_after_25/ 40:48 I broke up with my bf a year ago for lying. I found out everyone else was lying and he wasn't https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dd54pf/a_year_ago_i_27f_broke_up_with_my_lying_boyfriend/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff A2 Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy birthday to our favorite iPad kid! Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 1:50 My bf turned down sex for his game https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1brf5rw/aitah_for_offering_sex_and_then_rejecting_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 13:16 My bf is insecure about my height https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1c6vl4y/my_boyfriend_has_started_becoming_more_and_more/?share_id=094rLqlvdZ6kkc4hGWm9w&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 24:10 My best man proposed at my wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dwdl2e/aita_for_firing_my_best_man_for_proposing_at_my/?share_id=ELQxmVQvnjpOJYXOFTXVZ&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 30:47 I discovered my bf is cheating https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dwgu1n/i_25f_discovered_my_bf_28m_of_3_years_is_cheating/?share_id=haQYTz_IekMKk08wF7Htm&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 40:45 My hamster exploded https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/18adqv6/my_hamster_exploded_rteenagers/ 44:59 Pregnant wife’s sister offered to sleep with me https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1di5492/pregnant_wifes_sister_offered_to_sleep_with_me/?share_id=hevnakmcHP2v-fAFpTgq6&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 52:45 THE poop knife story https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Jon Wong Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thinking is hard for some people :( 0:00 Intro 1:00 I didn't tell my boss about his boogers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13osq12/aita_for_not_telling_my_boss_about_his_boogers/ 7:55 I want to sleep in comfy pajamas at my bf's house https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/cymhuf/comment/eyswbfn/ 18:58 I wore a white dress to my friend's wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/vc66vm/aita_for_wearing_a_white_dress_to_my_friends/ 35:08 I refuse to lie about my job to impress gf's parents https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1duatoz/aita_for_refusing_to_lie_about_my_job_to_impress/ 45:23 I invited a clown to my wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1byz783/aita_for_inviting_a_clown_to_my_wedding_and/ 56:55 I got my roommate to hook up with my ex to get my mug back https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/byc900/aita_for_getting_my_roommate_to_hook_up_with_my/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Austin Sauer Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Ryan Blewett Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally happy stories again!! For FREE breakfast for life go to https://hellofresh.com/freepitreddit! 0:00 Intro 0:58 Got hearing aids and cried because my cat purred. https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/fkkdz5/got_hearing_aids_today_and_cried_because_my_cat/ 6:22 I'm secretly my boyfriend's livestream viewers... https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/t1yka5/i_am_secretly_my_boyfriends_live_stream_viewers/ 11:45 AITA for not baking much for my family? https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gcrhf9/sister_and_mom_upset_i_dont_bake_for_them_more/ 20:38 My best friend asked if I would be her sperm donor for her surrogate and she has no idea I'm in love with her. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/awcz37/my_32_m_best_friend_asked_if_i_would_be_her_30_f/ 30:03 Freaked out my girlfriend's coworkers by taking her out to lunch. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1b26j2c/tifu_by_freaking_out_my_gfs_coworkers_by_taking/ 37:18 AITA for giving my old cello to a fellow student in need and not my niece-in-law? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zsg5gi/wibta_for_giving_my_old_cello_to_a_fellow_student/ 47:50 My girlfriend did the sweetest thing for my brother and now I know she's the one. https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/vg7r5a/my_girlfriend_27f_did_the_sweetest_thing_for_my/ 53:33 Anyone out there who could help save my wedding? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hg5im/any_chance_theres_anyone_out_there_who_could_help/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Ryan Blewett Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two words: MESS SEE (messy). Head to https://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 2:00 My bf is obsessed with a lantern https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1dvfxkt/my_26f_boyfriend_28m_is_obsessed_with_a_lantern/ 8:52 People think I'm the ugly one https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/g7rw4k/my_friend_and_i_have_a_youtube_channel_together/ 21:32 I made a video game sound when my wife gave birth https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1c68pj9/aita_for_making_the_age_of_empires_2_new_villager/ 29:02 My bf bought his friend lingerie https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dvso0l/aitah_for_leaving_my_boyfriend_because_he_brought/ 45:08 I laughed when I heard my bf's voice https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/gwvo8w/aita_for_laughing_at_my_boyfriends_voice/ 56:08 Gf clogged my toilet and is now ghosting me https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/1du4vc2/girl_im_seeing_23f_clogged_my_21m_toilet_and_now/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Jon Wong Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some messes you can't clean up! 0:00-1:05 Intro 1:06-11:06 My “husband’s” mistress thinks he’s richer than he actually is and I’m keeping silent https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1auve96/i_think_my_husbands_mistress_thinks_he_is_richer/?share_id=YikpOLrDE0QadQswD-CV6&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1  11:07-23:37 TIFU by agreeing to a threesome with my best friend https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15cfph1/tifu_by_agreeing_to_a_threesome_with_my_best/  23:38-36:21 My ex lied about having a child and I’m being called heartless for not staying with him https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1cotb9x/ex_lied_about_having_a_child_and_im_being_called/  36:22-44:38 TIFU by cancelling my roommate’s favorite TV show https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16c315r/tifu_by_canceling_my_roommates_favorite_tv_show/  44:39-55:22 AITA for telling my husband he’s too broke to be sexist? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1d53lbi/aita_for_telling_my_husband_hes_too_broke_to_be/  55:23-1:20:44 AITA for asking my friends what flavor their wedding cake is? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cuom9a/aita_for_asking_my_friends_what_flavor_their/  SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay in school, kids! Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00-2:16 Intro 2:17-11:33 AITA for snitching and causing my friend to lose her scholarship/dream college acceptance? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zyrhm8/aita_for_snitching_and_causing_my_friend_to_lose/  11:34-23:39 My lecturer hired me as a naked maid, but I need him to get over it https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/pn4ise/my_lecturer_hired_me_as_a_naked_maid_and_is/  23:40-32:29 AITA for complaining about the signs at my daughter’s preschool? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/17hhd9u/aita_for_complaining_about_the_signs_at_my/  32:30-38:59 My wife and I promised my son that we’d match his savings upon his graduation, but he ended up with more than we could have predicted https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gswmw3/i_46m_promised_my_son_18m_that_his_mother_and_i/  39:00-52:42 I didn’t get a job because I was a bully in high school https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/t1ys1m/i_didnt_get_a_job_because_i_was_a_bully_in_high/  52:43-1:04:29 My fiancee freaked out after seeing a genitalia diagram in my anatomy textbook https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/3juufo/i_22m_am_in_medical_school_and_my_fiancee_22f/  1:04:30-1:13:26 I didn’t know the guy I like works on the same floor as me https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/acyy54/tifu_by_not_knowing_that_the_guy_i_like_works_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3  SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Jose Perez Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Director: Bailey Petracek Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia, Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices