Chatabix
Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate
Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.
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Aug 15, 2025 • 31min
S13 Ep 678 Listener’s Mailbag: Stretford Paddock and MMU Massages
It’s another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing quip (and several others too), a query about David’s attitude to Joe’s MMU massage day, a trio of funny names, Bradley Walsh on The Chase, a Sir Winch-a-lot musical and more littering stories.
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Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 6min
S13 Ep 677: Canal Georgie Returns
Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it’s the height of summer, she’ll be filling them in on all the pleasures of a canal boat lifestyle when the weather’s warm and the sun is shining. And a bit about all the characters she’d been meeting on and off the water too. So settle back and relax for a wonderful hour of cosy canal chat - David and Joe are in heaven!
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Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 5min
S13 Ep 676: Grumpy David and Joe at the Pride Parade
It’s a grumpy David at the start of today’s show as he’s just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn’t been able to exercise this morning. So Joe tries to distract him by telling him about how much he enjoyed the Brighton Pride Parade recently and even had a little dance there. He also tells David about some art he’s just bought and a great new song he’s heard - all of which David doesn’t seem that interested in. But eventually he begins to cheer up a bit and they start nattering about lorries and lorry drivers, find out what other things Joe gets up to in Brighton and have a go at playing Mock The Week’s ‘most unlikely to hear at’ game. It’s a funny old episode but we get there in the end.
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Aug 12, 2025 • 59min
S13 Ep 675: A Mevagissey Morning and Retirement Plans
Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today’s show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing town of Mevagissey. But it seems he’s going to have to go some way to convince Joe it’ll be interesting enough to fill an episode, for both him and the listeners. David’s undeterred and ploughs on regardless - sound effects and all! Also, having met several very contented retirees down by the harbour that day, David starts to wonder what he and Joe would do in their retirement? It turns out shop-keeping and allotment tending may well be on the cards for them.
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Aug 11, 2025 • 38min
S13 Ep 674 Vault Mondays: Reading Out Cockfield Comments on Facebook and Pantomime Opportunities
On this week’s vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity.
First posted on 10th November 2021
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Aug 8, 2025 • 32min
S13 Ep 673 Listeners Mailbag: School Bands and David’s Wire Mill Gig
On this week’s show, there’s emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe about his last gig with The Colour Of Mary, tales of an early retirement and more silly names. Happy Friday!
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Aug 7, 2025 • 59min
S13 Ep 672: Summer Quip Special!
That’s right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can buy. And a few not so great examples too. So let’s celebrate the summer with a whole load of quipping - what better way to spend an hour! And thanks to all the Chatabiscuits who’ve been sending them into us - we couldn’t have done it without you.
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Aug 6, 2025 • 57min
S13 Ep 671: David’s Away and Joe’s in an Egg Chair
Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe’s sound quality for the pod really hasn’t been great. So for this episode, he’s sitting in an egg chair to see if that’ll improve things. Meanwhile, David’s away on holiday in Mevagissey which he loves, but has also visited some nearby towns which he really didn’t like. So they discuss all of that before their editor James joins them for a chat about Joe’s problematic audio. We also hear about the time David and Joe met Wet Leg (just before they got famous) and Joe tells us about a big bag of coins he took into a bank.
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Aug 5, 2025 • 46min
S13 Ep 670: David’s Second Incredible Fire Story
Joe’s away again and guess what, he’s back in his car to record today’s pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to see Princess Diana’s memorial flowers (yes, it’s quite the opener!), Joe asks David to tell the full story of him seeing a huge house fire, which he started recounting in a previous ep. So stay tuned for all the detail of his dramatic story - where more things than just a house went up in smoke that night.
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Aug 4, 2025 • 30min
S13 Ep 669 Vault Mondays: The Day David Was Crap On The Inspector Linley Mysteries
It’s another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries
First posted on 21st April 2021
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