
Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Feb 10, 2025 • 29min
Ramble Reacts: Crystal Palace stroll into the FA Cup fifth round
The only thing to take from Crystal Palace’s Professional Job 2-0 Plucky Doncaster Rovers: scrap the entire football pyramid. Rubbish, don’t need it.In all seriousness, Marcus and Vish tip their hats to a valiant effort from Doncaster and realise that Palace are properly decent under Oliver Glasner. Plus, we peruse the fifth round matchups and Man City size up a scrap with the baddest boys in the yard, as Real Madrid come to townWe’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.comFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 2025 • 57min
Milk Thistle magic
Worried about the magic spilling out of the FA Cup? Well, Marcus, Luke, Vish and Pete - with a little help from Plymouth Argyle - are here to refill the Cup with the recommended level of magic.Elsewhere, we thank Stefan Ortega for ensuring Jamie Donley achieved one of the great FA Cup assists and we try to talk about quite literally anything other than Man United vs Leicester.We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.comFind us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 8, 2025 • 41min
Mailbag: Have managers become more powerful?
Recent player movements are stirring up a storm as managers seem to be regaining control over player futures. The discussion dives into high-profile cases like Mario Lemina and Marcus Rashford. Meanwhile, Neymar’s return to Santos prompts a debate on whether he's underachieved despite his talent. The evolving relationship dynamics between managers and players are explored, hinting at a significant shift in football's power play. Plus, the emotional ties fans have to iconic stadiums bring a mix of nostalgia and community spirit to the forefront.

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Feb 7, 2025 • 1h 3min
The Preview Show: The Burnley Cinematic Universe
The comparison of Mo Salah to Prime Messi sparks lively debate among the hosts. As excitement brews for the FA Cup, they ponder if Burnley can upset Southampton. The prospect of a celebration police in the Premier League adds humor to the discussion. The tactical genius of Liverpool is celebrated, while managerial changes create ripples in team dynamics. With betting insights and the fine line between celebration and disrespect, the conversation blends analysis with light-hearted banter, keeping football fans entertained.

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Feb 5, 2025 • 25min
Ramble Reacts: Newcastle bully Arsenal once again!
Newcastle triumphed over Arsenal, securing their place at Wembley. The midfield duo dives into standout performances by Jacob Murphy and Alexander Isak while questioning why Arsenal struggles against the Geordies. Tensions rose during a heated match, leading to psychological tactics and nail-biting moments. The rivalry is reignited with a humorous take on music preferences, including rap legends, alongside football banter. It's a fun mix of spirited analysis and light-hearted anecdotes from the beautiful game!

Feb 5, 2025 • 54min
Les Ferdinand Coin
A brilliant idea for a new digital currency in football takes center stage. The thrill of transfer deadline days and the evolving strategies in player acquisitions spark lively discussions. Humorous stories, like a player's infamous red card for urinating on the pitch, add to the fun. Nostalgic memories of fan culture and bizarre incidents keep the conversation entertaining. As they celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's 40th, the team also touches on the dynamics of fandom and the peculiarities surrounding popular figures in the sport.

Feb 4, 2025 • 36min
Ramble Reacts: Chelsea pocket the points
Chelsea staged a thrilling comeback to secure a much-needed league win, which sparked lively discussions on their season's ups and downs. The talk delved into individual player performances, like those of Jared Bowen and Cole Palmer, and the impact of VAR decisions. On the horizon, Chelsea's Champions League aspirations loom large, with a glance at upcoming player contracts. They also tackled the shifting dynamics in football with potential transfers and the exciting promise of young British talent making waves.

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Feb 3, 2025 • 57min
Declan “Ed Sheeran” Rice
Discover the unexpected connection between Declan Rice and Ed Sheeran. Dive into Arsenal's thrilling victory over Manchester City and their tactical triumphs. The team humorously debates Chris Wood's status as a Master Craftsman while poking fun at David Moyes' antics. Explore player dynamics and managerial challenges across the league, along with some lighthearted banter about food and football. With fresh highlights and intriguing player performances, this discussion is as captivating as it is entertaining!

Feb 1, 2025 • 44min
Mailbag: Why are managers prioritising philosophy over results?
"It's who we are, mate." Sure, but can you not do anything else? From Ange Postecoglou to Vincent Kompany, and even our good friend Russell Martin, managers seem to be stuck in a single mindset when it comes to playing the game. But if it fails once, then twice, and a few more times after that, why don’t they change their approach?Marcus, Jim & Vish sink their teeth into that. Plus, which Premier League club needs to do the most business in the final days of the transfer window?We’re going on tour! Get your tickets now: https://footballramblelive.com.Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.Sign up to the Football Ramble Patreon for ad-free shows for just $5 per month: https://www.patreon.com/footballramble.***Please take the time to rate us on your podcast app. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 2025 • 1h 2min
The Preview Show: Can you help me with my lobster?
Excitement brews as young talent like Kobbie Mainoo shines for Manchester United, raising questions about his England future. Arsenal's interest in Ollie Watkins sparks debate, while fans speculate about unique pre-match snacks, including lobster. Tottenham's youth academy is celebrated after a record-setting win in the Europa League. Lively discussions touch on the pressures facing clubs like Arsenal and Manchester City, and Newcastle's season is analyzed alongside their controversial stadium plans, blending insight with humor throughout.