Welcome to the first not funny episode of Ten Very Big Books. We tell no jokes in this one. It is NOT funny. Do NOT laugh.AJ comes out swingin' with a real stinker, India can't stop thinking about the shore, Josh missed the question, Pete cries.- - - Chapters covered - 5, 6, 7 - - -Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksSubscribe to us on YouTube - https://youtube.com/TenVeryBigBooks Follow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord—Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain-Welcome to our new monthly supporters Nicholas Driscoll Jasper Vanhecke Dylan Salo Chris sa Matt Coomes Lucas Moore Tully Gibney Mike Mclean Calence Nick Haight Recreated Yann Mathieu Tom Butcher Chad Britten Grant Stolz Elaine Donnelly Caleb Weaver N A Huber Ralph Lee Tyson Boyle ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Just 14 minutes after recording the first episode of this season we recorded the second! Is it obvious in our energy???Pete is once again under scrutiny, Josh is back on his #soldiersh*t, Pete still loves a little worm of a guy, India thinks shadowdancing is probably sexy.--- Chapters covered - 3, 4 ---Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord—Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain---Welcome to our new monthly supporters Nicholas Driscoll Jasper Vanhecke Dylan Salo Chris sa Matt Coomes Lucas Moore Tully Gibney Mike Mclean Calence Nick Haight Recreated Yann Mathieu Tom Butcher Chad Britten Grant Stolz Elaine Donnelly Caleb Weaver N A Huber Ralph Lee Tyson Boyle ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

*kr-chh* Crack open those prebiotic-soda-alternatives, baby! We're in the FINAL BOOK!!! Wow.AJ's has a local grocer, India loves [our legal team has advised us to not disclose a specific carbonated beverage without receiving financial compensation for doing so], Pete loves Noto Boil, Josh talks about a word and we ALL know what he means we're ALL calling it this.--- Chapters covered - 1 & 2 ---Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscordWelcome to our new monthly supporters Nicholas Driscoll Jasper Vanhecke Dylan Salo Chris sa Matt Coomes Lucas Moore Tully Gibney Mike Mclean Calence Nick Haight Recreated Yann Mathieu Tom Butcher Chad Britten Grant Stolz Elaine Donnelly Caleb Weaver N A Huber Ralph Lee Tyson Boyle ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Babe, wake up. There's a new iron. And we're finishing Dust of Dreams today!!! Believe it!India has cat problems, Pete asks a leading question, Josh loves the thick boys with strong hearts, AJ spends 3 minutes trying to justify the eradication of an entire civilization.--- Chapters covered - 22, 23, 24 —Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord—Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Grab your sensible flats! Wooboobooboobooboo *drip noise* we're diving into the final book of Dust of Dreams! The energy in this one is chaotic, to say the least.India hates friend groups, Pete's lookin' for the moms, Josh makes some references to the Ancient Texts (memes circa 2012), we make a new property that is ORIGINAL CONTENT and CAN NOT BE STOLEN. Here's the Lady Envy art we talk about! By dejan-delic--- Chapters covered - 19, 20, 21 ---Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord—Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Make sure you takes notes on all of the weed websites there WILL be a test.AJ wants to know what's up with the jade, Pete thinks we got to fur suits a little too soon, Josh hopes it all means something in the end, India once again gets away with it.--- Chapters covered - 17, 18 —Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord—Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This episode includes discussion around the subject of sexual assault and torture. We touch on our immediate thoughts in the summary portion, and then after the credits we address the linked article from the Tor reread, including the write-up from Steve."On Hetan, The Barghast, and the Portrayal of Torture in Fantasy Fiction" from Tor's Malazan Reread of the Fallen ---India reveals the truth about Zooey Deschanel, Pete can't get Family Matters off the brain, AJ writes a new elder god sitcom, and Josh reveals that he hates a soldiers section.--- Chapters covered - 15, 16 —Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord—Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get your tinkle bells out! We recorded this before Christmas! India was stuck on the subway until immediately after we finished recording, so regrettably she's not on this one </3Josh thinks the Jaghut look like Street Sharks, Pete hates Naruto, AJ doesn't know what's going on with the Bolkando.--- Chapters covered - 13, 14 ---Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord---Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy holidays! Join the gang as they gather 'round the fireplace to BLOW SOME SHIT UP AND SAY WITTY ONE-LINERS WOO! HELL YEAH BABY!!!! Also Josh tells us something horrible about his past.---Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gobble gobble! Hope you're ready to talk about having relations with a food.Pete tries to say 'Chaur', India finally pitches the Lorne x Ganoes fic we've all been waiting for, Josh tests our geography skills.--- Chapters covered - 11, 12 ---Back the show on Patreon - https://patreon.com/tenverybigbooksFollow the show on Twitter - https://twitter.com/tenverybigbooksThoughts about the show? Email us - tenverybigbooks at gmail.comJoin our community Discord - http://bit.ly/VBBDiscord---Thank you to Dan Geserick for the logo! - https://twitter.com/a_w_dangThank you to Scout Wilkinson for providing art for our ~special art project~ - https://twitter.com/humblegoatThank you to _amaranthine for our show music! - https://amaranthine.bandcamp.com/album/simulant-rain ---Special thanks as always to the Reactor Malazan Reread of the Fallen, which we use as references for our summaries as well as for talking points sometimes. Be sure to check them out if you're looking for additional discussion on the series!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★