*I am in the process of trying to get the audio to sound better and this is my first crack at it, I have the regular version saved if this one sucks* This week we learned about the way of the blade with Sword Guys, what does battle ready mean? What happens when you look up "cool swords" on Amazon and what do these guys do with these swords? Alex Ptak (https://twitter.com/PtakTestKitchen) cohosts Quorators which I have guested on and it was fun There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan  

This week on Guys we have Jason Sheridan from Podcast: The Ride (https://www.patreon.com/podcasttheride) to talk about rollercoaster guys. Are you a thoosie or part of the GeePee? How many credits do you have and how do you position your pelvis to prevent from being stapled? Find this and more on Rollercoaster Guys There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan

We have been doing it for 1 full year we decided to have Mike come and make fun of me for collecting Legos, this week is a super sized guys for the 1 year anniversary!  I know that we said Tom would be here and but he got stuck in the airport! Thank you to everyone that supports the show, we really appreciate it, 1 year ago, launching this show was so scary to me and I want to thank a few people. Chris, of course but also: Chapo Trap House for having me on a few times to promote, Jon Gabrus for coming on episode 3 and the doughboys for doing a very early episode, Mike and Jesse from Your Kickstarter sucks for coming on like a million times and the guys from Pendejo Time who had me on the show to promote very early on. Stefan and John from Blocked Party for always jumping in to help if we have a cancellation, Drew Spears for helping me get my archive and Tom Sexton for always being on the show. All of the guests that came on to a show that most of them have no idea what it is! My friends from the woods who were there during my meltdown. And again, I cannot overstate this enough, Thank you to Chris for doing this show and making it fun and encouraging me to try new things in my career. Katy and Gwen for living the lifestyle we did before this show took off and for never blaming me for us being broke even though I was probably the cause. There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan  

You asked for it and I delivered with Guitar Guys. I had a hard time finding the weirdest guys and I planned to add some Noland to the episode but he wasn't doing it for me so we dove deep into the Ultimate Guitar Forum and R/guitars and The Acoustic Gear Forum, and we learned that these guys love to tell each other to suck each other off. There was a subscription flub 40 minutes in to the episode but I fixed it so I left it in so that you can root for me. You can find amber at Skulltenders streaming at https://www.twitch.tv/bloodberrytart and on twitter at https://twitter.com/bloodberry_tart There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan

The Patrons picked it so we are doing it. This week we are looking at Jeep Guys, they have more rules than a single guy at a swinger club and I think we hit everything. Learn about the Death Wobble, the wave and the ducks. Also, get a few jokes for your joke arsenal Adam is https://twitter.com/damiataman on Twitter and his show is https://twitter.com/hobbyperverts There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan If you liked us together, search March Madness on the murder x bryan patreon, we did a whole series together about Sports Talk Radio

Hey Buuuuuuuuddy. How's it going, this episode is about weed guys, not like weeds in your yard, guys that smoke that wonderful piff. Chris got high for the episode and I don't think you can tell because he is such an accomplished weed smoker. We talked about how to handle getting "too high" and bong maintenance, read some leafly reviews of weed strains and we learn a few ways to pass a drug test (and a few ways not to) Chris Locke is https://www.instagram.com/chrislockefun/ on Instagram and was in the film Who's Yer Father? and he does the Evil Men podcast There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan Rate and review us and don't be mean

Abracadabra! We are back with a magical show! This week we look at magicians! Should you bring your own table to a party? What is a good non-1 coin trick to do with 1 coin? Why do magicians hate Criss Angel? You will learn about magic but don't worry, we don't expose any of the tricks. You can hear Stefan on Blocked Party and Go Off Kings and he is great! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan

You wanted the most annoying, you got the most annoying people, we had Sarah Hagi (https://twitter.com/KindaHagi) from Scamfluencers on to talk about cable news fans. People who love tv but think they love news. We get a little bit of fantasizing about having an hour on tv to program, people mad about having to give fox news their email address, and the pepto bismol colored CNBC ticker, probably made my a fricken narcisist  There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan

Go Bucks, Michigan Sucks! We invited our friend SexJ (https://twitter.com/MostCrucified) from  twitch.tv/crucifiedscoob to talk about the most pure sport with the most loyal fans and players, College Football. While I grew up steeped in it, Chris and Sexj grew up liking the less pure professional sports. We spent some time reading grown men crying because players are getting paid, crying becasue their team didn't get in the right bowl game and of course, acting like insane people There is much more Chris at youtube.com/noteveashow and twitter.com/notevenashow and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan

So, I decided to do something a bit different for Christmas Guys. We had our friend Brittany Lyseng to talk about how some of our favorite guys celebrate the holiday. We looked at some swinger traditions and christmas list, then we looked to see what they are selling on The Chivery followed by some Pastafarians, warhammer guys and nudists.  You can find Brittany' special Break and Enter anywhere that comedy albums are sold Since this is the last main episode (there will be one more on patreon) me and chris wanna say thanks for being cool and listening to Guys this year and happy holidays There is much more Chris at youtube.com/noteveashow and twitter.com/notevenashow and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and twitch.tv/murderxbryan