
Everything is News
For ad-free listening and exclusive bonus episodes, support the show at patreon.com/EverythingisNewsFollow Tom on Instagram and TikTok @TomDudleyBrownAfter losing his seat at the 2024 General Election, troubled former Tory cabinet minister Tom Dudley-Brown joins forces with sociopathic BBC grande dame Julia Markham to offer an unorthodox weekly take on domestic and international politics – overseen by their employers at sinister production company Omerta Media. Written by Helen Price.Tom Dudley-Brown is played by Michael ClarkeJulia Markham is played by Helen PriceFor all inquiries, please contact media@magpieproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Sep 23, 2024 • 19min
Labour Party Conference Special
The hosts dive into their humorous adventures at the Labour Party Conference, touching on quirky topics like endurance competitions in Zimbabwe and reality show filming. They discuss the vibrant political atmosphere, emphasizing health tech and activism, while sharing amusing tales of navigating friendships in parenting. An inspiring story unfolds about a courageous South Sudanese woman who championed girls' education during the civil war. The episode concludes with witty reflections on their experiences and insights on maintaining unpopularity.

Sep 12, 2024 • 29min
Series 1 Ep Six
Tom Dudley-Brown, a former Tory cabinet minister recently ousted from Parliament, teams up with Julia Markham, the infamous BBC grande dame. Together, they delve into absurd discussions on social media bans and the peculiar politics of gay dictators. The pair humorously recount memories from a netball tournament and share surprising revelations about LGBTQ+ leadership in Asia. Their banter offers a strategic yet comical take on upcoming party conferences, all while teasing an official cookbook release with quirky recipes that reflect their political journeys.

Sep 5, 2024 • 28min
Series 1 Ep Five
Tom Dudley-Brown, a former Tory cabinet minister, and Julia Markham, a sociopathic BBC grande dame, dive into the absurdity of politics post-2024 elections. They humorously dissect Keir Starmer’s makeover and share poignant reflections on political image and youth engagement. Julia recounts an emotional reunion with a Kenyan dissident, revealing layers of political intrigue. Expect hilarity mixed with biting insights into fashion fiascos and the challenges of getting young people involved in a complex political landscape.

Aug 29, 2024 • 27min
Series 1 Ep Four
A troubled former cabinet minister teams up with a manipulative media figure to humorously navigate politics. They discuss Merkel’s unconventional methods with Macron and unveil Julia’s perplexing bond with Saddam Hussein. The dynamic unfolds amidst tales of journalistic peril and personal anecdotes, all while addressing listener curiosities about Iran's influence. Balancing dark humor with poignant reflections, this podcast offers an absurd yet insightful look into the tangled world of power and diplomacy.

Aug 22, 2024 • 27min
Series 1 Ep Three
A darkly humorous exploration of politics unfolds as a former Tory cabinet minister and a BBC grande dame join forces. The duo discusses absurd housing solutions on decommissioned nuclear sites and shares outrageous anecdotes from a Norwegian hunting cabin trip. From intense local housing battles to whimsical tales of crayon drawings used for intimidation, the conversation blends comedy with political commentary. Expect playful debates on survival scenarios and insights into the whimsical yet pressing dynamics of today's political landscape.

Aug 15, 2024 • 27min
Series 1 Ep Two
In this hilarious outing, a former Tory cabinet minister teams up with a sociopathic BBC personality to dive into the absurdity of British politics. They ponder if gossip could address the mental health crisis and explore the bizarre antics at the recent G20 summit. There’s laughter over croissants used as political weaponry and heartfelt memories tied to a netball tournament honoring a beloved journalist. The blend of humor and insightful commentary keeps the conversation fresh and entertaining!

Aug 15, 2024 • 30min
Series 1 Ep One
Dive into the absurd with a once-prominent politician and a sassy BBC figure as they tackle serious issues with humor. Could sending kids to the woods solve the childcare crisis? Farmers weigh in on Brexit's impact on labor, expressing their frustrations. The conversation also tackles the toxicity of public criticism, including the fine line between genuine feedback and jealousy. Lastly, they explore accountability surrounding tragic hospital fires, blending dark comedy with poignant reflections. Perfectly entertaining!

Aug 14, 2024 • 2min
Everything is News: Trailer
A darkly satirical take on the ‘Centrist Dad Podcast’ genre.After losing his seat at the 2024 General Election, troubled former Tory cabinet minister Tom Dudley-Brown joins forces with formidable BBC foreign affairs veteran Julia Markham to offer an unorthodox weekly take on domestic and international politics – while gently promoting the agenda of their employers at sinister production company Omerta Media. Everything is News offers a behind-the-curtain look at the halls of power, with no topic off-limits – from Julia’s complex relationship with misunderstood Iraqi frontman Saddam Hussein, to Tom’s deteriorating mental state and indirect responsibility for the deaths of more than thirty Ukrainian soldiers.Tom Dudley-Brown is played by Michael ClarkeJulia Markham is played by Helen PriceWritten by Helen Price and produced by Magpie Productions.Contact media@magpieproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.