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This week @ema.jones has a lot of questions: What are John Janssen's motives? Can Jenn learn to grab the reigns and "be an adult"? Is Margaret up to something shady? What is Luis even trying to promote? And how is Simone Biles so iconic? Also covered in this episode: Phaedra's return to RHOA, comparing Housewives' Chiron in Taurus placements, and a look at Gina's man Travis's chart. ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Simone Biles 2:17 Phaedra Parks return to RHOA 12:38 RHONJ 15:18 RHOC 21:19 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Kamala Harris, the Vice President of the United States, and Donald Trump, former President, join reality TV stars Teresa Giudice and Jennifer Pedranti. They dive into the astrological parallels between Kamala and Trump, exploring how their charts influence their political personas. The discussion moves to the emotional dynamics between Teresa and Louis, highlighting their relationship's complexities. Plus, listeners learn about astrocartography, tying travel experiences to personal growth. Expect insights on reality TV and how stars affect everyday life!

We're back, baby! @ema.jones takes a quick break from regularly scheduled programming to explore Trump's chart and the transits at play on July 13th before diving into the Bravo shows of the week. Back in Bravo-land, check out the astrology behind RHOC season 18 cast taglines, Margaret Joseph's pot-stirring tendencies, Lesa Milan's people-pleasing nature, and listener questions like "Does Andy hate Jennifer Aydin?". 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Mars + Uranus conjunction 💫 New Moon Babies 💫 Aspect quiz and refresher ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Trump assassination attempt 5:08 RHONJ 15:04 RHODubai 23:43 RHOC 34:04 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

@ema.jones revisits Sergio and Caroline's dynamic focusing on Sergio's Saturn Return as he attempts to stake his claim as "man of the house". This week's episode also covers Kenya Moore's pause on RHOA, the different ways energies can manifest, and a look at Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin's fight on RHONJ. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Cancer Season feels 💫 Energetic spectrum (positive and negative) 💫 Mars ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Kenya Moore Paused 3:08 RHODubai 15:12 RHONJ 22:19 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

@ema.jones unpacks Caroline Stanbury & Sergio's synastry and relationship dynamic (spoiler alert, there is an extreme power imbalance here 😂) and takes a stab at what Dr Sara Al Madani may have against Libra men. This week's episode also covers Dolores Catania's men wanting to "have their cake and eat it too" and whether Kyle Cooke will ever be able to give Amanda Batula what she needs (and deserves!). 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Full Moon energetics 💫 Outer planet transits 💫 Uranus oppositions 💫 3/5 Profile in Human Design 💫 Modalities and Squares / Oppositions 💫 Elements and Trines ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Justin Timberlake DUI 3:12 Summer House 13:26 RHONJ 20:29 RHODubai 25:42 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

@ema.jones is riding the VUCA Gemini energy this week with a review of the first part of Summer House reunion (hello West + Ciara, we're looking at you). This week's episode also examines Gabby Prescod's ride-or-die fixed placements, Caroline Stanbury and Sara Al Madani's natal chart musings, and the synastry between Jennifer Aydin and Jenn Fessler. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Dispelling the myth of cusp Sun 💫 1st + 10th Houses 💫 The Midheaven ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ RHONJ 3:32 RHOD 8:50 Summer House 21:56 Work with Emma: ⁠www.emajones.com 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Back to our regularly scheduled recap, @ema.jones looks at Carl and Lindsay's Human Design dynamics and breaks down the Dubai taglines with a first look at the ladies' astrological placements at play. This week's episode also examines Dolores's questionable choice of men (for her) and whether Jackie is a friend to all or a friend to none. 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Cazimi 💫 Investigative 1 line 💫 Venus/Mars conjunctions 💫 Aquarius in partnership 💫 Projector vs Generator work ethics ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ RHONJ 5:06 RHOD 14:02 Summer House 24:33 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Summer House Martha's Vineyard might be on pause but all you have to do is press play to hear Summer Thomas and @ema.jones discussing all things Human Design, Astrology, and Astrocartography (and of course chat about what it's really like to be on SHMV). This episode covers what it means to have a 5 line in your profile, how Projectors can best use their time while waiting for an invitation, similarities between Emotional and Mental Authorities, and what causes the Projector not-self theme of "bitterness". Make sure to follow Summer's journey https://www.instagram.com/summermariethomas/ 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 5/1 Profile 💫 The Heretic archetype 💫 Mental / Soundingboard Authority 💫 Outer vision Cognition 💫 Projector not-self theme of bitterness 💫 Astrocartography 101 Work with Emma: ⁠emajones.as.me⁠ 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones welcomes Preston Mitchum to The Cosmic Clubhouse. The discussion explores Preston's life work (and of course his time on Summer House Martha's Vineyard) through the lens of energetics. Topics covered in this episode include, what it's like to be on reality TV, how a shift in location can change the dynamics of friendships, Pisces beyond the archetype, what it's like to carry the energy of "The Pioneer line" with you through life. Emma stays on at the end to answer listener questions regarding Preston's synastry with Jordan and the future of SHMV. Make sure to follow Preston's journey https://prestonmitchum.com/ https://www.instagram.com/Preston.Mitchum/ 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Sagittarian energy + themes 💫 Pisces outside of the archetype 💫 Planets in a sign answering to the sign's ruler in your chart 💫 2/4 profile 💫 The Pioneer Line, Mars MC, in Astrocartography Work with Emma: emajones.as.me 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones gets ready to celebrate her birthday doing what she loves best, breaking down Bravo drama including the transits impacting Kathryn Dennis's recent DUI and the messiness of RHONJ's Jenn Fessler. This episode also covers the natal contradictions of the non-committal newbies on Summer House. If you want to spread some birthday cheer Emma's way, please write a review, share with a friend, or send love via Instagram @thecosmicclubhouse or @ema.jones Venmo @emmums_wyse Paypal @ejfork 👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode: 💫 Jupiter in Gemini 💫 Sagittarian themes 💫 Cancer Moons 💫 Lilith in Gemini 💫 Defined vs Undefined Solar Plexus ⏱ Time Stamps ⏱ Kathryn DUI 14:22 RHONJ 20:32 Summer House 30:19 SH Martha’s Vineyard 42:57 Work with Emma: emajones.as.me 📍 @thecosmicclubhouse Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.