

House of Bravo
House of Bravo
House of Bravo is a weekly Bravo recap podcast with a cosmic twist. Think of it as Bravo meets Sports Center — a place to get your Bravo fix while immersing yourself in Astrology and Human Design. Join Emma (@EMA.Jones) in the Cosmic Clubhouse as she breaks down drama in an astrological play-by-play. Don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an update, and for more content follow along on instagram @thecosmicclubhouse
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Dec 6, 2024 • 49min
Episode 83: Not Intolerable...? (RHOC, RHONY, RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC, Married to Medicine)
This week @ema.jones explores a similar Zodiacal trio causing Mia Thornton and Angie Katsanevas to seek attention from the groups and introduces the cast of Married to Medicine to the podcast with a first look at Dr Heavenly Kimes and Quad Webb's natal charts.
Also in this episode is: a first look at new "friend of" Jennifer Tilly's natal chart, Jenna Lyons closet sale, Mary Cosby and Robert Jr's touching conversation, Gizelle's feelings of being left behind, and a wrap up of RHOC with season 18's MVP and LVP picks.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Mars Retrograde
💫 The Modalities (Cardinal, Fixed, Mutable)
💫 Chiron + the North Node in Aries
💫 Squares pushing you to grow
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
RHOC 7:24
RHONY 13:22
RHOBH 17:35
RHOP 24:58
RHOSLC 28:36
Married to Medicine 37:11
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Nov 29, 2024 • 45min
Bonus Episode 22: Martha Stewart, Preposterously Perfect
Discover the energetics of Martha Stewart as @ema.jones explores the highs and lows of her extraordinary life and career. From her deep passion for gardening, which blossomed into a homemaking empire, to the shocking Wall Street scandal and its dramatic aftermath, Emma reveals the astrological transits that influenced her most pivotal moments. Get ready to see Martha in a whole new light and discover the cosmic forces behind her rise, fall, and rise again.
Also featured in this episode: a sneak peak at her synastry with bestie Snoop Dogg and high level breakdown of her Human Design bodygraph.
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Nov 22, 2024 • 51min
Episode 82: Leaky Pigeon (RHOP, RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOBH, Drunk Drawn)
This week @ema.jones breaks down the various drivers and desires of the RHONY ladies to conceive and dives deep into Gordon Thornton's energetics to explore his relationship with Mia from his perspective.Also in this episode is: a first look at new Housewife Bozoma Saint John's natal chart, Bronwyn Newport and Heather Gay's friendship potential, and a feature on everyone's favorite Bravo illustrator Drunk Drawn's Ryan Casey.👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:💫 Big Virgo energy💫 Venus - Mars synastry💫 Nodal oppositions⏱ Time Stamps ⏱RHOC 3:51RHOP 4:23RHONY 15:16RHOSLC 24:18RHOBH 29:12Ryan Casey aka Drunk Drawn 36:48Work with Emma: www.emajones.com📍 @thecosmicclubhouseDisclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Nov 15, 2024 • 42min
Episode 81: Moving On (RHOSLC, RHOP, RHONY, RHOC)
This week @ema.jones explores the "delayed" Bravo-news coming to light in this pre-Mercury-rx in Sagittarius shadow period and highlights some dates to watch out for as this Mercury Retrograde evolves (especially with it's square to transiting Saturn in Pisces).
Also in this episode is: hot take on an end to The Housewives era, Lisa Barlow's sensitivity around her mothering, Mia Thornton's unusual love triangle, Brynn Whitfield's mid-life crisis playing out on our screens, and more!
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Mercury square Saturn
💫 Saturn's dignities
💫 Masculine vs Feminie energies in the Zodiac
💫 Saturn square Saturn transit
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
RHOSLC 16:20
RHOP 22:50
RHONY 27:31
RHOC 35:50
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Nov 8, 2024 • 50min
Bonus Episode 21: Protect Your Piece (Election Aftermath, Upcoming Generational Transits, + Nervous System Regulation)
This week @ema.jones explores the upcoming shifts in generational planets that will take place in the next two years and what they can mean for this country and the world at large. Emma then explains how Human Design can be used to regulate your Nervous System by looking at elements of your "Design" or "Unconscious" body charts. Tips and advice are given for each Unconscious Type and Environment. After running your Bodygraph on geneticmatrix.com and selecting your "Design" chart, check the show notes for the time stamps of your Body's type and Environment.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Pluto in Aquarius
💫 Neptune in Aries
💫 Uranus in Gemini
💫 Saturn in Aries
💫 Nervous System regulation using Human Design
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
Pluto at 29 degrees Capricorn 2:07
Pluto in Aquarius 7:18
Upcoming Transits Explained 8:58
Nervous System Regulation 23:47
Design Generator + Manifesting Generator 29:57
Design Projectors 31:55
Design Manifestor 32:50
Design Reflector 33:31
Environment Overview 35:56
Caves Environment 36:56
Markets Environment 38:31
Kitchens Environment 41:00
Mountains Environment 42:33
Valleys Environment 44:39
Shores Environment 46:37
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Nov 1, 2024 • 45min
Episode 80: Blind Truths (RHOC, RHOSLC, RHONY, RHOP)
Celebrate the 100th episode of House of Bravo as @ema.jones breaks down the end of Shannon Beador + Tamra Judge's friendship while ushering in the new OC dynamic duo, Katie Ginella + Jennifer Pedranti.
Also covered in this episode: the energy of election week, Heather Gay's blind loyalty, Brynn Whitfield's low vibes shining through, and an exploration of Stacey Rusch's natal chart.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Energetic flow of aspects
💫 High vibe of Scorpio
💫 "Similar energetic signatures"
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
RHOC 12:21
RHOSLC 25:14
RHONY 35:56
RHOSLC 40:00
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Oct 25, 2024 • 48min
Episode 79: Sinking Friendships (RHOC, RHONY, RHOP, RHOSLC)
This week @ema.jones explores the dymanics of friendships, frenemyships, and straight up enemies with a focus on Brynn Whitfield and Ubah Hassan, Gizelle Bryant and Karen Huger, and Jared Osmond's sexual proclivities (since there is no birth information for Britani Bateman).
Also covered in this episode: a deep dive into Shannon's chart amidst her rocky season, Lisa Barlow and Bronwyn Newport's karmic connection, and Phaedra Park's departure from Dancing With The Stars.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Out-of-sign aspects
💫 First vs second Saturn Returns
💫 Layers of Sagittarius archetype
💫 Riding out an emotional wave with Emotional Authority
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
RHOC 7:09
RHONY 18:50
RHOP 28:20
RHOSLC 36:00
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Oct 11, 2024 • 37min
Episode 78: Low Blows (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHONY, RHOP)
This week @ema.jones explores how Mars in Scorpio can play out in many ways with a close look at 3 ladies from the OC (Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Gina Kirschenheiter) and examines the fallout of this past eclipse season and Whitney Rose's MLM "scandal", is it karmic retribution?
Also covered in this episode: How the Aries/Libra eclipses over the past year have brought a whole new Mary Cosby to our screens, Brynn's "silent but deadly" fighting style, and the transits of Karens (second) DUI.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Mars in Scorpio
💫 Chiron in Pisces
💫 Low vibe of Air Signs
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
Whitney MLM involvement 8:24
RHOSLC 13:22
RHOC 20:45
RHONY 30:15
RHOP 32:27
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Oct 4, 2024 • 36min
Episode 77: Caviar Trees (RHOC, RHOSLC, RHONY)
This week @ema.jones covers the premiere of RHONY with an astro-analysis of the season 15 ladies taglines and a throwback to old RHONY with a look at Kelly Bensimon's energetics and prioritizing her children above her love tank.
Also covered in this episode: Tamra's eclipse lawsuit, Katie's dinner party debacle - was Tamra drunk or acting?, Heather Gay + Lisa Barlow's "girl talk" vs Bronwyn's "shit talking", and the energetics of Whitney Rose + Meredith Mark's frenemyship.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Nodal Returns
💫 Cancers protective shell
💫 Sagittarius energy
💫 Virgos "perfectionism"
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
Tamra Lawsuit 5:04
Kelly Bensimon Putting Kids First 7:07
RHOC 9:53
RHOSLC 15:25
RHONY 21:25
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

Sep 27, 2024 • 31min
Episode 76: It's a Family Affair (RHOC, RHOSLC, HoB Birthday Gift Raffle)
This week @ema.jones celebrates House of Bravo's second birthday 🥳 make sure to stay tuned till the end of the episode to find out how you can win a special "thank you" gift ✨
Also covered in this episode: Whitney Rose + Lisa Barlow's similar yet different ways of receiving constructive criticism, an energetic tie between Emily Simpson + Mary Cosby, setting the record straight about Geminis, and behind the scenes explanations of how astrologers think.
👩🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:
💫 Ceres
💫 Chiron in Aries
💫 Ceres - Venus natal conjunctions
💫 Gemini - Sagittarius axis
⏱ Time Stamps ⏱
RHOC 6:22
RHOSLC 16:17
Work with Emma: www.emajones.com
📍 @thecosmicclubhouse
Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.