Real Estate Anonymous

Let us know what you think about the showThis week, Elliott, Brett, and Eric take a step back to share who they are and how they each found their way into real estate. Then they dive into the juicy stuff—multifamily foreclosures, retail resilience, and whether it makes sense to buy an office building with binoculars on the front (hint: it might).🔔 Subscribe to Real Estate Anonymous: http://www.youtube.com/@RealEstateAnonymous?sub_confirmation=1🎧 Listen to our full episodes on your favorite podcast platforms:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/real-estate-anonymous/id1741567699Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/27aBvEj9A8jFY6VtvIj5rt💬 Connect with Us:Follow us on Twitter: https://x.com/RealEstateAnonFor questions or sponsorships, email: media@girdley.comIn this episode, they touch on the messy aftermath of over-leveraged multifamily syndications, what makes retail a bit more resilient in downturns, and how sometimes the best deals are in the worst zip codes—as long as you know why people want to live there. They also dig into a wild office property in Venice Beach that’s currently leased by Google and debate what it's really worth today. If you like real estate talk with a little bit of sass and a lot of experience, this one's for you.Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showWe’re headed to Castle Rock, Colorado this week to break down a 60-unit build-to-rent deal that’s caught our attention. It sits right between Denver and Colorado Springs, in an area where home prices are pushing $1M — but rents at this property are around $1,900. We dig into what makes this deal interesting, what gives us pause, and the kind of buyer this is really perfect for.Along the way, we get into the pros and cons of build-to-rent as a product type — everything from operational challenges to rent growth assumptions to exit strategy. There’s also some lively debate about adding fenced yards, what these units might sell for individually, and whether this location near a Whole Foods and Sprouts changes the narrative.And of course, no episode would be complete without a critical breakdown of the local Mexican restaurant options. We go deep on the best green chile in Castle Rock — and why evaluating local tacos is just as important as evaluating the real estate itself.Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showThis week on Real Estate Anonymous, the crew dives into a funky mixed-use deal in Glendora, California—48 residential units, 30 small-bay commercial spaces, and enough strange vibes to make Tarantino proud. From Route 66 nostalgia to questionable tenant mixes and poolside pulp fiction scenes, we break down what makes this deal weirdly compelling.In this episode, we dig into the Royal Palms in Glendora—a property that feels like a cross between a Quentin Tarantino film set and a Big Lebowski fever dream. We unpack its quirks: questionable zoning, an odd tenant mix, a shady second-floor overhang, and a pool that gets about 30 minutes of sun a day. Plus, we riff on breakfast tacos, Texas Monthly’s taco editor, and what it’s like owning something that’s too weird for institutions but too big for mom-and-pop.Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Dive into the quirky world of LA real estate with a spotlight on a bizarre mixed-use property in Glendora featuring 48 apartments and 30 retail spaces. The conversation takes a hilarious detour into the world of breakfast taco culture, including tales from a taco editor in Texas. Enjoy the blend of serious property analysis, challenges in California's real estate market, and the cinematic charm that fuels this unique location. Get ready for laughs, chaos, and insights that keep you hooked!

Let us know what you think about the showEver thought about buying real estate in South Florida and living that white-loafer, gold-watch lifestyle? In this episode, we break down a deal in Riviera Beach that looks like a solid buy—but is it really? The guys dig into the numbers, debate whether there’s actually a value-add play here, and call out some classic broker tactics that investors need to watch out for.We also take a detour into the Midwest, where Elliott shares a hilarious run-in with an investor who actually listens to the podcast (guess we’ve made it?). Plus, we dive into the strange one-sided rivalry between the Midwest and coastal cities—why do people in Cleveland think it’s just like Boston? Spoiler: It’s not.To wrap things up, we talk about how the market is shifting, why brokers are finally being forced to name their prices again, and what that means for buyers. If you love real estate, unfiltered opinions, and a little bit of roasting, this one’s for you.Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showThis week, we’re heading to Coral Gables, Miami, to check out a 92,000-square-foot retail center in one of the most prime locations imaginable. Is it a gold mine or a money pit? Plus, Erik shares insights from his Southeast real estate tour, and we take a fun detour into Airbnb chaos and why some investors might regret their choices.🔔 Subscribe to Real Estate Anonymous: http://www.youtube.com/@RealEstateAnonymous?sub_confirmation=1🎧 Listen to full episodes on your favorite podcast platforms:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/real-estate-anonymous/id1741567699Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/27aBvEj9A8jFY6VtvIj5rt💬 Connect with Us:Follow us on Twitter: https://x.com/RealEstateAnonFor questions or sponsorships, email: media@girdley.comAdvertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showThis week on Real Estate Anonymous, we dive into the bizarre and fascinating world of the Laughlin Outlet Center—a 250,000-square-foot retail ghost town in the Nevada desert. Is it a dead mall waiting to be bulldozed, or could it be reborn as the ultimate playground for unhinged entertainment? We brainstorm the most ridiculous, yet somehow plausible, ways to turn this desolate retail space into a destination of debauchery. From casinos to chaos, we’re talking adaptive reuse like you’ve never heard before.Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showEver thought about owning a golf-driven entertainment empire? In this episode, we analyze a wild $4.5M real estate deal in Campbell, Texas—a driving range, mini golf, bars, and endless potential. Is this a smart investment or just a really fun hangout spot? We break down the business model, revenue streams, hidden opportunities, and the risks investors need to consider.Key Points in This Episode:✅ Golf + Bars = Profitable Business? Breaking down the revenue model✅ Why Big Investors Ignore Deals Like This—And Why You Shouldn't✅ The Hidden Land Play: How 26 acres could offer a future windfall✅ Creative Revenue Ideas: Halloween events, pickleball courts, and more✅ Would You Buy This? Our final verdict on the dealAdvertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showSavannah real estate is heating up, and in this episode, we’re breaking down an intriguing office-retail deal in the heart of the city. We talk market trends, investment potential, and, of course, a few classic Real Estate Anonymous tangents along the way!In this episode, we’re diving into a two-property office and retail portfolio in Savannah, GA. We discuss what makes this deal interesting, the path of progress in the market, and whether it’s a smart buy at the asking price. Along the way, we cover everything from quirky zoning considerations to Savannah’s incredible transformation thanks to the Savannah College of Art and Design. Plus, we throw in some colorful real estate war stories because, well, it wouldn’t be Real Estate Anonymous without them!Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com

Let us know what you think about the showIn this week’s episode of Real Estate Anonymous, we dive into a 34-unit build-for-rent deal in East Tampa, discussing its challenges, pricing strategy, and potential value. Plus, Elliott shares his hilarious travel adventures and how his life on the road feels like “Groundhog Day.”🔔 Subscribe to Real Estate Anonymous: http://www.youtube.com/@RealEstateAnonymous?sub_confirmation=1🎧 Listen to our full episodes on your favorite podcast platforms:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/real-estate-anonymous/id1741567699Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/27aBvEj9A8jFY6VtvIj5rt💬 Connect with Us:Follow us on Twitter: https://x.com/RealEstateAnonFor questions or sponsorships, email: media@girdley.comAbout Real Estate AnonymousWelcome to the podcast where real estate pros debate, analyze, and occasionally roast deals from across the country. Our episodes feature market insights, real-life investor stories, and the humor that keeps the hustle fun. Whether you’re here for actionable strategies or a laugh, we’ve got something for you.Advertise with us by clicking here Do you love Real Estate Anonymous and want to see our smiling faces? Subscribe to our Youtube channel. Do you enjoy our content? Rate our show! Follow us on Twitter @RealEstateAnon Learnings about small business acquisitions and operations. For inquiries or suggestions, email us at media@girdley.com