Help I Sexted My Boss

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Feb 6, 2024 • 43min

Help There’s Sparkle On My Stomach

After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 2, 2024 • 15min

Drinks, DJs and Dixon Dallas

Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 30, 2024 • 31min

Help I’ve Had A Sloppy Sunday

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 26, 2024 • 18min

Gaysons, Prinks and Chris Moyles

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 23, 2024 • 39min

Help There’s A Dildo In The Loft

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 19, 2024 • 16min

Camilla Long, Burritos and First Footings

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 16, 2024 • 40min

Help He’s Stuck On My Piercing

In this episode, the hosts discuss their night out, dartboards, country music, and solving listeners' dilemmas about dealing with rude people and asking about cosmetic surgery. They also talk about fashion accessories, a stolen dry robe, and introduce a true crime podcast.
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Jan 12, 2024 • 16min

Condoms, Impressions and Incest Sticks

As we head into the ‘most boring weekend of the year’ the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan’s impression of Mikey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 9, 2024 • 50min

Help I’m Still Balls Deep

A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 25, 2023 • 19min

The Sexted Awards 2023

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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