Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update - when will he listen to our demands for a Cincinnatti fart memorial?? Steven Segal revelations, intense fart conversations and football. Have you implemented a thumbs up system in your house yet? I hope so!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry.We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down below. Please join and use our system in your lives.A few weeks back Christina broke down barriers with what has been given the name, The Cincinnati Fart. Please help immortilize her accomplishment by petitioning the Queen City to memorialize this feat. Info on how in the episode. We know a lot of people Style Suck us, but what a certain morning radio recently did just let us know that the Mom's are the talk of the town, Na mean?Lots of good audio in this one. (YEAH!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave you yesterday.Plus, if you thought the Smith children were unbearable before you have no idea the new nonense they are spewing (yeah!). What are the whore giveaways - Voice? Piercings? What about her feet?And dude, listen, you can't pull off that gear if you're not in the Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Fame. Let it go. Chuck Woolery has a NEW endorsement. Is it GREEZY? Not really, but it sure does cost a lot. Can you imagine being married to Steven Seagal. If you can you probably just passed out. We don't wear loose jeans in this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like!DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car farts, a new movie pitch, relatives sending naked baby pics and tragic news about King Ass Ripper - WARNING - this will make your jeans low and loose.It's ALL HERE! Pull em up! Here we go.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS ARE ON AGAIN!What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course!Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we have a new favorite song, know what I'm sayin? Hell to the naw naw naw.A new movie idea just came to T Bunz, Will ChristJeansa like it? Hope So!The moms really meow down on this one, ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you. In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the origins of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Have you heard your voice? It doesn't sound the way it used to.PLUS we include the LIVE from MOMTREAL YMH at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival with a BANGIN audience.We talk about the great (angry) dog trainer, Peter Caine, French curse words, Top Dog's REAL murder story and Christina's dad and how good he must be at lovin the ladies. There's a FILL HER UP, Would You Rather and MORE!  Nique ta mere! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with you and fluid bond with you. SURPRISE - we have an improptu Top Dog call and it does NOT disappoint!Tommy's workout crushed him and he's seeking motivation.Plus we explore what is Amaze and that is the wonder of Dennis Rodman in a new documentary that chronicles his trip to North Korea. KISS IT!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you. Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!Tommy had to throw away a box that something came in and it brought up so many difficult feelings that have contributed to his hoarding. Lets explore his past trauma.A lady gets mad at Wells Fargo and says something that, lets just say, might go down as the all time greatest drop in YMH history. KISS IT!Plus we get into some of Tom's new hobbies. Won't you help come up with a performer name for him!?!No Loose Jeans allowed!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more. This episode is pure mommy magic. From balloon porn and the lost souls that do it to what the most intimate of acts get you in the adult biz (it's $100). Plus Jared from Subway and Cosby are both in deeper trouble as news of new allegations for one and MORE evidence for another comes to light - it's not good for either, Rudy.Did Tom get another Double Pipe Classic this week?? Was it something new? Find out!Plus we play some angry on set rants from actors and a new player enters the You Know What I'm Sayin championship, ya heard me?We also recap some of our all-time favorite moments.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!We get into it with some help from a really neat guy who throws adventurous birthday parties. Plus, what language do you hate hearing the most? Middle eastern in origin? Asian? Latin? We'll explore. You thought you'd heard everthing from the sweet Thai lady who explored with Two Gentlemen, but she's got more to say and it is AMAZE.We find out who Calvin is and have a new song that we're sure you'll hate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices