Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful. Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe. Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams. We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages!AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL!The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem). AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as this audio drops!Go get it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa!AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw. This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before. These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off. Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today. PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean.  Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests. First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways. AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife!Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean. And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enraging stories about her upbringing and she's hilarious.Almost forgot we found a gem of a Rosie O'Donnell movie that we can't wait to watch. We have a sneak peek! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee. This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you the listener writes in about bum kisses, ball tugs, grandma's too old for the toilet and so much more. More psycho test questions too - wish Jada Pinkett would take it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons. PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing.AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back. Check him, fools. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices